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1 : Muggle Fairy Tales: As Improved by Ronald Weasley by TheDirigiblePlum     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 90





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Ron is new to the world of Muggle Fairytales. The Tales of Beedle the Bard have served him well over the years, but now he feels it's time to broaden his horizons. 

Hermione takes up the role of educating him, but she didn't imagine was that Ron would want to put his own spin on every tale she tells... 

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Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Crabbe Jr., Draco, Dumbledore, Goyle Jr., Harry, Hermione, Luna, Ron, Umbridge , Voldemort  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.02.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.01 Updated: 2013.10.01 Status: COMPLETED (13268 words)

2 : Silent Goodbyes by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


Lily Potter remembered almost everything that happened to her. There were the good memories, such as the day where she realised she could fly nearly as well as James, and the bad memories, such as the time she’d been told her Grandfather’s memory was disintegrating past the point of return.


Genres: Drama, General   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Arthur, Bill, George, Ginny, Harry, Lily (II) , Molly  Pairings: Arthur/Molly
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.08.25   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.25 Updated: 2010.08.25 Status: COMPLETED (3269 words)

3 : Hermione is Coming, Look Busy by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Exam period has hit the Fifth Years hard, bringing with it the inevitable burden of every student's life: revision.
The art of procrastination is something that everyone needs to perfect at some time in their lives, and Ron manages to refine it to such an art that he even manages to convince Hermione that perhaps revision is not the way forward...


Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Neville , Ron
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.06.08   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.08 Updated: 2010.06.08 Status: COMPLETED (2110 words)

4 : And Death Did Them Part by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8






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Harry/Draco
It was now bigger than them both, and there was only one solution left.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2010.06.01   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.01 Updated: 2010.06.01 Status: COMPLETED (1271 words)

5 : A Lifetime of Insensitive Teaspoons by TheDirigiblePlum     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 75




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Marrying into a family of insensitive teaspoons was never going to be easy...
Ron/ Hermione


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Charlie, George, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Molly, Percy, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.12.29   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.06 Updated: 2010.04.06 Status: WIP (21649 words)

6 : Be Dead by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


"I wake in the morning and pray I'll be dead by the evening... that's all that keeps me going... praying for my own death."

She has been running for two years, hiding for one, pregnant for eight months, a mother for -


Genres: Drama, Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny , Harry, Voldemort  Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.02.19   Latest Chapter: 2010.02.19 Updated: 2010.02.19 Status: COMPLETED (1770 words)

7 : Smoke by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6


I never liked smoking. 
But then again, I never liked you. 
Things change.

Harry/ Draco

Genres: Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2010.01.27 Updated: 2010.01.29 Status: COMPLETED (1926 words)

8 : My Timeless World by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


"...it was you who became my timeless world, for every glance you paid me, every smile, every word, made every second hand of every clock stop. The delicate lines of your face had enough power to make time surrender, give up, become immortal."

Rose/Scorpius

Genres: Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.17   Latest Chapter: 2010.01.17 Updated: 2010.01.17 Status: COMPLETED (1321 words)

9 : Ron's Walk by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9




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Walking sometimes clears your head, but sometimes it give you too much time to think... 

Which is why Ron can only think of his brother, and is why everything looks so dead, and is why he needs somebody to walk him through the dead woods.

Genres: Fluff, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2009.12.12   Latest Chapter: 2009.12.12 Updated: 2009.12.12 Status: COMPLETED (2018 words)

10 : Something Worth Fighting For by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Hermione voices her anxiousness about their current situation to Ron, who can't help but take it straight to heart. 

He remains convinced that he'll never be the one to make Hermione happy, the thing he wants more than anything, even more than a bacon sandwich. 

Can she convince him otherwise?

Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.11.21   Latest Chapter: 2009.11.21 Updated: 2009.11.21 Status: COMPLETED (915 words)

11 : Unlaced by TheDirigiblePlum     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 7






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Draco's mind had always been a secure place, a controllable place.
Now all that's changing, and he's finally realising the full burden of the task he's been given. 
He never thought that he would be the one to become unhinged.
Unlaced. 

Draco/Pansy

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Crabbe Jr., Draco, Goyle Jr., Pansy, Voldemort  Pairings: Draco/Pansy
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.10.28   Latest Chapter: 2009.11.19 Updated: 2009.11.19 Status: WIP (6245 words)

12 : Of Teacups and Teapots by TheDirigiblePlum     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 78









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Ronald descends on Harry and Ginny Potter's home, declaring that he cannot possibly live with his dear wife, Hermione anymore. 
Harry has had enough of these visits, so he and Ginny form a clever plan, to make Ron and Hermione get back together, and stay together. 
Naturally it involves a rather nice tea set.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.09.05   Latest Chapter: 2009.10.18 Updated: 2009.10.18 Status: COMPLETED (11556 words)

13 : Severed by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


He needed freedom, he needed to be unblemished by his past.

And he knew the way.

If he ever had the courage to go through with it.

Dark, twisted, and potentially stemming from an unhealthy mind. I'll be honest and say that this is a disgusting story. :)

Genres: Horror/Dark, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco
Advisory: Strong Violence
Published: 2009.09.18   Latest Chapter: 2009.09.18 Updated: 2009.09.18 Status: COMPLETED (936 words)

14 : Dappled Light by TheDirigiblePlum     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 8







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Light is not always as bright as we'd expect. Sometimes it has to shine through other things, like from between clouds, a leafy canopy, or the delicate ears of a Wrackspurt. But mostly, it'll shine through another person. 
What will the beauty of New Zealand hold for Luna Lovegood? 
Luna/ Rolf

Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Luna, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.09.04   Latest Chapter: 2009.09.17 Updated: 2009.09.17 Status: WIP (5697 words)

15 : Cloud Nine by TheDirigiblePlum     Song fic
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 6






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Love was always going to hurt, loving Draco would be no different. 
But what happens when you've been hurt so much that you know that any more pain would finish you? Destroy you.
 Maybe the time has come to realise that you don't need it anymore.
 
Maybe the time has come to put it to an end.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2009.09.03   Latest Chapter: 2009.09.03 Updated: 2009.09.04 Status: COMPLETED (1864 words)

16 : The Wrong End of the Wand by TheDirigiblePlum     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 19




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Ronald Weasley? On five dates in one week? Something doesn't quite add up here, and naturally - as this is techincally a love story - people will invariably end up getting confused, and grasping completely the wrong end of the wand. And it's all because of the very simple problem that one girl is quite in love.

A Ron/Hermione short story!

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Filch, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, OC , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Ron/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.08.20   Latest Chapter: 2009.09.03 Updated: 2009.09.03 Status: WIP (7403 words)

17 : A Lifetime of - What? NO! by TheDirigiblePlum     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 109





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It is the first Potter/ Weasley family holiday, and as imagined it will probably include its fair share of arguing. A pinch of disaster, a cup of calamity, a slither of explosive tempers and a slice of trouble. 

But of course, it will ultimately be a glorious time for all to reflect on the "joys" of having a family, and how much they love them all really. Ish. :-)

Genres: Fluff, General, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Ron, Rose   Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.09.23   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.11 Updated: 2009.08.11 Status: COMPLETED (34164 words)

18 : That Strange White Place by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


Remus feels peaceful, but Tonks does not. He understands her struggle, but he isn't suffering from it himself... 

He knows what has happened, but she does not. She cannot find her son, but Remus knows where he is. 

Remus was ready for this place... Tonks was not.

Genres: Drama, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Lupin, Tonks   Pairings: Remus/Tonks
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.08.01   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.01 Updated: 2009.08.01 Status: COMPLETED (555 words)

19 : Ronald Has Some Drinks by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11




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Ronald takes out his most loyal friends to have a nice evening in the Three Broomsticks, so he can celebrate his engagement to ... whatsherface... Hermy? 

Needless to say, a bit too much Firewhisky is consumed, and Ron feels the time is ripe to lay a certain past love to rest... 

If only someone was sober enough to stop him.

Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: George, Harry, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.08.01   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.01 Updated: 2009.08.01 Status: COMPLETED (1613 words)

20 : The Bobble Hat by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 25




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A scary incident involving a spider and a bobble hat leads Hermione to find a way to make Ron feel better...

Her act of kindness makes Ron realise that he can't live without her, and so he asks her a very simple, but important question...

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.07.27   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.27 Updated: 2011.02.12 Status: COMPLETED (2771 words)

21 : Blood by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7




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As Harry witnesses a side to Draco that he never believed possible, Harry is forced to see that he and Draco are not so different in some ways... The tantalising effect of Draco's despair leaves Harry feeling strange new emotions that force him into seeing Draco in a different light altogether. 
HARRY/DRACO

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Harry  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing)
Published: 2009.07.21   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.21 Updated: 2009.07.21 Status: COMPLETED (3132 words)

22 : Elf Hats by TheDirigiblePlum     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5




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Ron and Hermione have been married for some time, without many troublesome incidents. During this time, Ron forgets how tenacious Hermione can be, as an old society breathes life once more. Ron has to help her, enduring house elves, advertising, copious amounts of knitting and a much bigger problem... that could override everything.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: George, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Kreacher, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.07.15   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.15 Updated: 2009.07.15 Status: WIP (2452 words)

23 : Bookmarks by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 32




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Ron comes up with a wonderful and innovative idea to declare his love for Hermione, and she is utterly delighted. 

Enough said really. :-)

Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2009.06.20   Latest Chapter: 2009.06.20 Updated: 2009.06.20 Status: COMPLETED (2108 words)

24 : "Yep, that's a Weasley all right!" by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 24





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It's a beautiful moment... having a baby... 

Ron think this is rubbish and is severely traumatised by what he experiences. Harry assures him it is all worth it, but Ron is unsure of whether to believe him... 

Dancing, innappropriate discussions and a lot screaming all feature, on this magical day...

Genres: Fluff, Humor   Era: Next Generation   Characters: George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron, Rose   Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.04.15   Latest Chapter: 2009.04.15 Updated: 2009.04.16 Status: COMPLETED (4314 words)

25 : Ron Confides In Crookshanks by TheDirigiblePlum     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28





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Ronald is in the deepest pits of despair... the girl he doesn't fancy is spending the afternoon with Viktor Krum. 

He finds an unlikely friend to help him through this troubled time, as he confides his darkest worries, and a spot of strange advice proves oddly effective...

How I love thee Fluffy One Shot... as Shakespeare would say.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Hermione/Krum
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2009.04.12   Latest Chapter: 2009.04.12 Updated: 2009.04.15 Status: COMPLETED (2120 words)
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