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1 : Lying Josephine by writeyourheartout     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 253

After Fred's death and a series of mishaps, Josephine finds herself posing as Fred's former girlfriend for just one night to help the Weasley's move on. But when she grows attached to the warmth of having a family again, she finds herself unable to walk away and forced instead to live life in her lie.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Harry, Hermione, Molly, OC , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2010.06.11   Latest Chapter: 2017.08.09 Updated: 2018.04.07 Status: WIP (37395 words)

2 : Delicate by padfoot4ever     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 8094

Winner of Dobby Award for Most Addicting Story::Winner of Golden Snitch for Best Next Generation.

Rose ‘Red’ Weasley is pregnant."I’m not old enough to become a mother! I barely know how to tie my shoes!" She's trying to adjust to the news."I’m never leaving this bathroom again."  She’s not taking it well.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.01.27   Latest Chapter: 2013.01.14 Updated: 2013.01.14 Status: COMPLETED (145821 words)

3 : They Did It Better by Sunflower     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 91

Beautiful banner by AlchemyFreak@TDA

'"Sometimes I wish we could go back in time, turn back and erase the past seven years. Start over. Together."'

They grew up without noticing.

Genres: Romance, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Molly, Ron, Rose   Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Krum, Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Sensitive topic/issue/theme, Spoilers
Published: 2009.01.31   Latest Chapter: 2012.11.09 Updated: 2012.11.09 Status: COMPLETED (9067 words)

4 : Just by Chance by Littowitch     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 76

Amazing banner courtesy of Cassidy Black thanks babe xx
The Lives Of Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy. From the day they met by chance till their dying day. The Malfoys as you have never seen them before.The reason Draco was an only child. The part of the story about them J.K Rowling never wrote.
NEW ENDINGS!!Btw Draco:Hogwarts years  is before the The Aftermath...something has happened with the order:-( 12,000 +reads :-D

Genres: Drama, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Bellatrix, Draco, Lucius, Narcissa, OC , R. Lestrange, Scorpius, Ted  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Draco/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.07.28   Latest Chapter: 2011.07.24 Updated: 2011.08.09 Status: COMPLETED (26079 words)

5 : Legend by celticbard     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 131

Winner of the 2011 Dobby Awards for "Best Founders"
Stunning banner by the wonderfully talented chocolat. @ TDA
There is legend. And then there is truth. In 9th century England, three wizards band together, not to found a school, but to concoct one of the greatest lies ever told.

And thus began the history of Hogwarts.

Genres: Drama, Romance, AU   Era: Founders   Characters: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, OC , Ravenclaw, Slytherin  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2009.07.16   Latest Chapter: 2011.02.20 Updated: 2011.03.06 Status: COMPLETED (38005 words)

6 : Cupcakes at Bedtime by Capella Black     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 23

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Banner byphasmatuus at tda

When a young Lily Potter won't go to bed, her father finds just the tale to help her sleep. Written for the "TheProphecy's bedtime stories challenge".

Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Lily (II)   Pairings: Harry/Ginny
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2011.02.09   Latest Chapter: 2011.02.09 Updated: 2011.02.09 Status: COMPLETED (2164 words)

7 : Fragile Virtue by H_ginny25     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 34

Hermione tried to avert her eyes away from his rippling muscles and glistening skin. She could feel heat rising to her cheeks and tried very hard to tear her eyes away from his chiseled muscles. She found her eyes wandering over his defined chest, down onto his torso...Taking in a sharp breath, she ripped her eyes away from his glistening form

Genres: Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Charlie, Ginny , Harry, Hermione  Pairings: Hermione/OC, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.01.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.11.27 Updated: 2010.11.27 Status: WIP (15814 words)

8 : My Life Without Me by Sunflower     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 190

Banner by Ayesha@tda

Everyone has a past. His past was me.
Life is what you have, it is what I so desperately grasp for. Life is his lips upon mine, life is his breath against my skin. Life is Lily's little bump, life is the sadness in James's eyes, life is Sirius's love. Life is over.

Come see my end.

Genres: Romance, Angst, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.04.15   Latest Chapter: 2010.10.04 Updated: 2010.10.04 Status: WIP (31454 words)

9 : Forgettable Me by writeyourheartout     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 73

You were Sirius.

And me?

You probably dont even remember my name. For I was closer a number on a list or a notch in your bedpost than I ever was a name to you.

A small confession from a forgettable fangirl. The unrequited love of just another number. Because some of us just don't know how to let go...

Genres: General, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2010.07.05   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.22 Updated: 2010.08.22 Status: COMPLETED (826 words)

10 : The Play's The Thing by pennyardelle     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 63

For emerald_moons' "Organizations Within Hogwarts Challenge"
banner by 100 ways at The Dark Arts

Fancy that: Herbert Beery, Hogwarts Master of Herbology and Dramatic Arts!

When Professor Herbert Beery planned to stage a pantomime at Hogwarts, his intent was to bring holiday cheer to the school—not on-stage duels, explosions, and a visit to St. Mungo's Hospital.

At least no one could say that he hadn't suffered for his art.

Genres: Drama, Humor   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Muriel, OtherCanon
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2010.05.17   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.17 Updated: 2010.05.17 Status: COMPLETED (3846 words)

11 : A Splendid Fool by SaladOrCellarDoor     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5

Fantastcally perfect banner by Avalon @ TDA!!!

Tell a fool their life is perfect, and they will happily nod “yes.” Tell a fool they’ve found love and happiness and all the riches in the world, and they will smile, because they think so themselves. Fools can make those little sacrifices without looking back. They'll live their whole life thinking they made the right choice.

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Pre-Hogwarts   Characters: Andromeda, Lucius, Narcissa, OC , Ted  Pairings: Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.07.20   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.13 Updated: 2010.04.13 Status: COMPLETED (2537 words)

12 : All her life by Capella Black     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 20

I, Severus Snape, have loved Lily for as long as I can remember, so how did I get to this point?

Written in response to the Unrequited Love Challenge, by Cherrybear. Beautiful banner by Atari.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Marauders   Characters: Lily , Snape  Pairings: Snape/Lily, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.04.04   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.06 Updated: 2010.04.06 Status: COMPLETED (810 words)

13 : Snips 'n Snails: A Young Wizard's Tale by WitnesstoitAll     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 7   Reviews: 150

*Beautiful Banner by Florinda @TDA*

The question was out; he had done it. Now Teddy had only to await her answer. The problem? No answer came. Victoire had been a constant presence on the winding road of life and his very best friend for the past twenty years. Somewhere during that time, he must have made a wrong turn.

Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: OtherCanon , Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.07.07   Latest Chapter: 2010.01.28 Updated: 2012.01.09 Status: WIP (21330 words)

14 : The Game of Love by queen_luna     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 30   Reviews: 1793

Beautiful banner by the talented GryffindorGirl153 at TDA!

When Harry and Ron sign Hermione up for a show called the Game of Love, she is whisked away to an aristocratic manor where she competes against 49 other women for the heart of one bachelor. Will she find love? Is that even possible, considering the history she's had with the bachelor? Based on the ABC series The Bachelor with a twist called Dramione!

11/8/09 - COMPLETED!

Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Narcissa, OC, OtherCanon , Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Draco/Pansy, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Lavender, Draco/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2008.01.08   Latest Chapter: 2009.11.08 Updated: 2010.01.31 Status: COMPLETED (75944 words)

15 : Freestyling by SaladOrCellarDoor     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 10

Prettiful banner by MrsLovett @ TDA!

I hereby give myself ten days. Ten days to do that dreaded deed, because I know I'll

a) Regret it if I don’t
b) Enjoy it when he says yes
c) Have more success in a time crunch
d) Be more likely to follow through if I actually write it down
e) Actually be able to pay attention in class after this
f) Nevermind E. That ship has sailed.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Hugo , Lily (II), Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2009.08.14   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.21 Updated: 2009.08.21 Status: WIP (1273 words)

16 : Seventeen Days by butter_beer_junky2499     Song fic
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 5

This is a series of songfics from 3 Doors Down's album 'Seventeen Days'. I do not own any of the characters or the lyrics to these songs. I hope you take the time to read this and leave a review telling me what you thought. Thanks!

Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Other   Characters: Arthur, Draco, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Pansy , Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.03.24   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.18 Updated: 2009.08.18 Status: WIP (14064 words)

17 : Beetles and Butterflies by SaladOrCellarDoor     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 16

Banner by Bama @ TDA!

Rita believed in the power of true love. It was for this reason that she decided she would never part with her first love—storytelling—no matter what. Or so she thought...

A winner of RonsGirlFriday's Sex and the City Quote Challenge
Nominated for Best Minor Character, 2009 Dobby Awards

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Other   Characters: OtherCanon , Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.09 Updated: 2009.08.09 Status: COMPLETED (6045 words)

18 : Any Other World by gothicpixie101     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11

Banner by MissyPadfoot.

In any other world you could tell the difference. And let it all unfurl into broken remnants.
Cadence knows how it should be. Mudbloods and Purebloods shouldn't exist together. They don't live in the same world. But when her gossiping best friend outs Granger and Malfoy as a couple, she will soon realise that blood means very little when Death Eaters come looking for bodies.

Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC , Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Draco/Pansy, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.07.28   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.29 Updated: 2009.07.30 Status: WIP (1383 words)

19 : Now You Know by confusedlover     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7

amazing banner by .brookeabee @ tda!

When a mild accident occurs, reactions to every fear vary from that of before and when cowardice is in the back of your mind, nothing but the truth can be released.

Terry Boot/Padma Patil

Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild violence, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2009.07.21   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.22 Updated: 2009.07.22 Status: COMPLETED (1699 words)

20 : Summer of Uninvisibility by magicallyfatal     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 484

Summary by and dedicated to: Spaz B Orchid;;Banner by Tableau at the Dark Arts!

Invisibility. The wish that few girls have when sought after by Sirius Black. I'm one of those few. Here I was, hoping for a summer of getting my Nanny, or live-in care-taker as she calls herself, fired. Instead, I start it with dumping a bucket of water on Sirius' head as he pathetically tries to serenade me, and wearing only one sock.

Genres: General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lupin, OC, Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language
Published: 2007.06.28   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.16 Updated: 2009.07.16 Status: WIP (47659 words)

21 : Gone by isteppedonsnape001     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 47

Summer is usually the season to break free, heal, and explore. After catching the boy she loved too close for comfort with another girl, Calyxandra Marceau retreats into summer with her eyes downcast and her mouth grim. But when she returns to Hogwarts the next year as though everything was perfectly all right, it becomes all too clear that nothing was all right.

This is a story about the lenghts people will go for "happily ever after."

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily, Lucius/Narcissa, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.04.25   Latest Chapter: 2009.05.21 Updated: 2009.05.23 Status: WIP (25631 words)

22 : We Gryffies by gryffindorseeker     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 25   Reviews: 2285

2008 Dobby Winner :: Best Next Gen | 2009 SAYS Award Winner :: Best Humor

I'm James Sirius Potter, Cap'n of the Gryffindor Quidditch team of 2021-2022. *non-12+ removed by staff*. Unfortunately, I've recently noticed that the Gryffies' lovable tomboy, Tegan Llewellyn, has some very excellent legs and an adorable sampling of freckles on her nose, which I find distracting...

Banner by PadfootStripQuidditch!

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.09.12   Latest Chapter: 2009.05.01 Updated: 2009.05.01 Status: WIP (130210 words)

23 : My Angel by scarletheartedlioness     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 14

Banner by Violet

Ron gave me the best gift of all love and for that I will be eternally grateful. I'll keep him in my heart for the rest of my life, where no one can hurt him. He'll be with me forever, just like he'd intended.

Genres: Drama, Humor, Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2008.10.24 Updated: 2008.10.24 Status: COMPLETED (2179 words)

24 : Need Is Not Always Enough by matronic6     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 162

Thanks to Lily Potter 85 for the banner.  Ron leave's Hermione for Lavender, Hermione take's drastic action to move on and decides to leave the life and the people who love her. Harry does not take the news well and despite his protest's that he needs her and always will, Hermione is adamnant the his need is no longer enough. When she returns a few years later Harry's world is turned upside down, 20,000+ READS!!

Genres: Romance, Angst  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Harry/OC, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.12.09   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.24 Updated: 2008.08.24 Status: COMPLETED (73587 words)

25 : I'd Die Just for You by GryffindorGirl153     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 81

Banner: cherrypie3601 at TDA

"How much do you love me?" She asked him.
"That's a rather stupid question," He answered.
"I still want to know,"
"You really want to know?" He asked. She nodded her head. He placed his hand and the small of her back, and the other behind her neck, bringing her closer to him and his lips finally touched hers. He kissed her for everyone to see. That's how much he loved her.

Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.07.24   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.12 Updated: 2009.02.05 Status: COMPLETED (3923 words)
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