Penname: Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva
Member Since: 2007.08.05

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1 : Snappy Retorts for Dummies by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 125


Sirius Black, maker of trouble and lists, is proud to present…


 


SNAPPY RETORTS FOR DUMMIES


 


Dear Reader:


Some people find it difficult to come up with sarky answers to ludicrous or otherwise offensive statements and questions. In case you are one of those people, read this. It contains examples of when to use these remarks.


Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, OtherCanon, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.10.26   Latest Chapter: 2008.05.06 Updated: 2008.05.06 Status: COMPLETED (8020 words)

2 : Don't Call Her Jane by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 16


Jane is not called Jane by anyone (sane). Otherwise they die. In a dreadful accident. And Jane laughs quietly to herself in the background.

But seriously, Jane is known as Jay to everyone.


Genres: General, Humor  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Sirius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.10.31   Latest Chapter: 2008.05.06 Updated: 2008.05.06 Status: WIP (13133 words)

3 : Fred Is Dead by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9


A kind of happy but slightly depressing one-shot containing a few quotes. RIP Deady Freddy... hee hee.

Genres: General, Humor  Era: Next Generation   Characters: George, OC, OtherCanon  Pairings: OC/OC
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.12.11   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.30 Updated: 2007.12.30 Status: COMPLETED (1028 words)

4 : The Pun That Drove Everyone Mad by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 28


“Padfoot, be sensible!”

“Are you seriously telling me, Sirius, to be serious? Seriously, Sirius is never serious.”
“ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS ALREADY!”

A cute little tale about how James proposes to Lily! Also a little bit of Sirius-being-annoying

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, Sirius  Pairings: James/Lily
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.08.27   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.02 Updated: 2007.09.02 Status: COMPLETED (2047 words)

5 : Crookshanks by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 11


Crookshanks is a cat.

This is a very short story.

I suck at summaries.

Genres: Drama, General  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, OC, Ron
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.23 Updated: 2007.08.23 Status: COMPLETED (737 words)

6 : Jay's Revival Technique by Hagrid_and_Norbert_4eva     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 9


I just couldn't accept the deaths in HP 7, so here's an explanation of why no-one died. It is totally unrealisatic but there you go.

Genres: General  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: George, OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.08.05   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.13 Updated: 2007.08.13 Status: COMPLETED (2472 words)
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