Penname: humdinger
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1 : Waffles for Breakfast by humdinger     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 5


Nymph Anne Ketchup-packet Humdinger Wafflebert Dilligrout Jones is a student at Hogwarts. She is not fond of waffles. However, all of her friends will not shut up about them. She is understandably annoyed. However, her fortunes change when pancakes are introduced to the Hogwarts breakfast menu after the efforts of the only other waffle-haters in the school--her sworn arch-rivals, the Marauders. She has a sudden feeling of guilt and decides to make up for it by swearing her eternal gratitude and fealty to them. However, she had no idea what they would make her do. *Ch 2 is waiting as of Aug 10*

Genres: General, Humor, Mystery  Era: Marauders   Characters: F. Longbottom, James, Lupin, OC, Pettigrew, Shacklebolt, Sirius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.08.02   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.10 Updated: 2007.09.10 Status: WIP (4626 words)
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