Penname: mortimercousteaubirdie
Member Since: 2007.06.16

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1 : Voldemort's Emotional Breakdown by mortimercousteaubirdie     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


Voldy starts to get a little insane, ladies + germs... continuation of the cheese of looove

Genres: Humor  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.09.05   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.27 Updated: 2007.09.27 Status: COMPLETED (1116 words)

2 : Cheese of Love by mortimercousteaubirdie     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


this is just a one shot humor thing... lol just written while my family is watching lord of the rings and just for a laugh..hee hee i luv 2 laf...please review!!

Genres: Humor  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.08.18   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.02 Updated: 2007.09.02 Status: COMPLETED (1711 words)

3 : Unexpected by mortimercousteaubirdie     Novella
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 11
















Harry is kicked out of Hogwarts for casting a stupidity spell on a teacher....(what a dork), and returns home to find his Uncle and Aunt gone on an African cruise and Dudley married. When Harry meets Dudley's new wife though, he finds something just a bit bizarre about her...not to mention that tingly feeling in his scar when she comes near... ha ha thanks 2 me 4 makin the banner...

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Action/Adventure  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, OC, OtherCanon  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.06.16   Latest Chapter: 2007.08.04 Updated: 2007.08.04 Status: WIP (4837 words)
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