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1 : Dear Angel by blacksouledbutterfly     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 22




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A simple game. Two determined players. One unbelievable outcome.

Two lives forever altered.



Genres: Drama, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.12.04   Latest Chapter: 2013.12.01 Updated: 2013.12.01 Status: WIP (14081 words)

2 : Simply Irresistible by dp2012     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 27   Reviews: 1206





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Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover."

"I'm sorry what?"

"You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."



Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Harry, Hermione, Luna, OC , Ron, Teddy  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.03.06   Latest Chapter: 2012.09.24 Updated: 2012.09.24 Status: WIP (58506 words)

3 : A Marauder's Proposition by B Sirius     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 29


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"What if I told you I could make your Slytherin problem go away?"
She stopped dead in her tracks at the words.
"I have a small proposition for you," he went on, grinning ear to ear.


James Potter offers Olivia Avery a simple solution to her problems with a little offer. The task - easy. The reward - totally worth it. The outcome - love with one Sirius Black?
  

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Marauders   Characters: James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.12.10   Latest Chapter: 2011.04.26 Updated: 2011.04.26 Status: WIP (12160 words)

4 : Pesky Parchment by twitchy_little     Novella
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 195



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Oh, come on Rose. It’s not a big deal, now spill! Who is your crush?

 
I wrote back, Scorpius Malfoy. 

I didnt realize what writing those words would do when I wrote them. 

"Jill, where are my notes?" 

"I gave them to Malfoy." 
{BitterSweetFlames@TDA}

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.03.17   Latest Chapter: 2011.03.20 Updated: 2011.03.20 Status: WIP (15249 words)

5 : Crush by UNICORN_TURDS     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 30


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I, Rose Weasley, am hopelessly infatuated with Scorpius Malfoy.
This is very, very bad.
a) He's dating my best friend and cousin, Dominique.
b) I am ugly. Ergo, he is way out of my league.
c) He hates me. And I'm supposed to hate him back.

Whoops?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.02.25   Latest Chapter: 2011.02.06 Updated: 2011.02.06 Status: WIP (8035 words)

6 : The Mental Diary of Pants by civilized     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 7


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And so that cow jumped over the moon.

Generously rated.  ||  Companion to To a Malfoy


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, OtherCanon , Pansy  Pairings: Draco/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.01.09   Latest Chapter: 2010.12.06 Updated: 2010.12.06 Status: WIP (1922 words)

7 : Happy New Year In Malfoy Manor by silvergreen     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 35






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’But… I remember that you kissed me…’ she said slowly and threw Malfoy an accusing glance.

’Granger, it was YOU, who kissed me. And let me tell you something. If you had had me for a night you would definitely remember that.’ With a meaningful look and sneering smile he stormed out of the room.

 


Genres: Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Crabbe Jr., Draco , Hermione  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2010.10.14 Updated: 2010.10.14 Status: COMPLETED (2349 words)

8 : What's In A Kiss by silvergreen     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 9   Reviews: 193






Gorgeous banner by Lady Malfoy @ TDA !
Planned to be a one-shot but some of you asked me to make it a short story.
The name of the game: Truth or Dare
The perfect players: Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger

’Dance with me, Malfoy.’ She whispered seductively, their eyes locking. 
There was no smirking this time. There was just tension in the hot summer air and lust in the caramel and ocean-blue eyes. 

Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Fred, George , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2009.04.06   Latest Chapter: 2010.08.12 Updated: 2010.08.12 Status: COMPLETED (11168 words)

9 : renaissance by wishfulthinking97     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 80





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"Granger, I don't know why nor do I like it, but I want you so bad."
Draco blurtered out.
"No, Malfoy. You and I...we were never meant to be"
"Why can't you give us a chance? What are you so afraid of Granger? For once in your life consider the thought of not being alone?"
Hermione gazed at him sadly"Sometimes Malfoy, it's better to be alone. No one can hurt you."

Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC , Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.11.30   Latest Chapter: 2010.06.15 Updated: 2010.06.15 Status: WIP (13392 words)

10 : Vantage Point by DarcyRenay     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 44




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You'd be surprised at how much can happen in one night. Especially with this crew. What happened exactly? Well, it all depends on how you look at it.

Genres: Fluff, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.02.18   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.17 Updated: 2010.05.17 Status: WIP (40984 words)

11 : Once In A Lifetime by applegreen     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 167








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Hermione Granger meets the F4 at her acceptance to Enverga University. Surprising that she was even accepted as a middle class girl, Hermione doesn't expect all the different types of people at this prestigious place. There are the fake ones, the mean ones, and of course the F4. The F4? Malfoy, Smith, Zabini and Nott. Enough said. 

*based from the Korean Drama 'Boys Over Flowers'.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, Ginny, Hermione, OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Draco/OC, Ginny/OC, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.05.16   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.09 Updated: 2010.05.09 Status: WIP (17141 words)

12 : Unbidden Love by magic mania     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 248









**More than 81,000 reads!**

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Only a year after the trio's last year at Hogwarts, Hermione is held hostage by a group of Neo-Death Eaters. When Harry and Ron's attempts at rescue prove unsuccessful, Hermione starts to lose hope...until an unexpected gesture from a rebellious Malfoy creates feelings in her she never imagined.
 


Genres: Drama, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, Lucius, Narcissa, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2008.09.19   Latest Chapter: 2010.05.06 Updated: 2010.05.06 Status: COMPLETED (51344 words)

13 : Replay by dream_BIG     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 131


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I don't believe in urban legends, but they're truly not kidding when they say history repeats itself.
It's really just my rotten luck that I'm the one who ends up re-living Lily Evans' nightmare of a love-life.
Joy.

( Lily/James & Rose/Scorpius )


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James, Lily, OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2010.02.10   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.30 Updated: 2010.04.30 Status: COMPLETED (11607 words)

14 : At the Wedding by Margravine     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 12


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'Let’s see, dead end job, tick! Complete lack of love life, tick!
Oh and I’ve just been invited to the wedding of the century. Yes, the one where my ex-boyfriend, the hero who saved the Wizarding World, marries the beautiful girl who pined after him for all these years.

Merlin, I hope there’s an open bar.'
A story of weddings, beards, and shoes.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Cho, Ginny , Harry, Hermione, Krum, Luna, Ron  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2010.04.18   Latest Chapter: 2010.04.25 Updated: 2010.04.25 Status: COMPLETED (1990 words)

15 : Hells Bells by AmherstConway     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 2


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Calvin Callaway is loud, witty, obnoxious and extremely intimidating to Draco Malfoy. She is the epitiome of a male in a gorgeous female body. So naturally, when wedding bells are brought into the picture... she gags at the thought. 
Now mentioning who is getting married, she may quite literally vomit at that.

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Fudge, OC   Pairings: Draco/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.01.24   Latest Chapter: 2010.03.29 Updated: 2010.03.29 Status: WIP (11907 words)

16 : In the Closet with George Weasley by silvergreen     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 143



’You want me to help or not?’


’I do. Okay, let’s do it. Quickly.’

’Herms, kissing is not a ’let’s do it quickly’ thing. It won’t work that way. You have to… take your time… And enjoy it.’
 

Genres: Fluff, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: George , Hermione  Pairings: Hermione/FredOrGeorge
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.04.03   Latest Chapter: 2009.08.19 Updated: 2009.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (6692 words)

17 : The Surprise by silvergreen     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 31


Hermione wants to surprise Ron in his hotel room at night. But at the end she is the one to be surprised…


Genres: Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Hermione  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.03.19   Latest Chapter: 2009.03.24 Updated: 2009.03.24 Status: COMPLETED (841 words)

18 : Weasley's Love Potion by silvergreen     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 44


Hermione works in the shop of the Weasley twins. When she drinks a glass of pumpkin juice left on the table, Fred tells her it was love potion...
’And what is going to happen to me now?’ whispered Hermione with slight panic in her voice, looking into Fred’s not so panicking, mischievously sparkling eyes.

 ’Well, I suppose, if it works as it should, you are going to have a burning desire to… To snog me senseless and…'


Genres: Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Fred , Hermione  Pairings: Hermione/FredOrGeorge
Advisory: Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.01.26   Latest Chapter: 2009.01.28 Updated: 2009.01.28 Status: COMPLETED (1184 words)

19 : The Virgin Count by Wizardora     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 5   Reviews: 824



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Nominated at the Dobby awards ~ Chapter 5 is up!

Ron is obsessed that he and Harry must be the only students at Hogwarts who haven't had sex! To comfort his paranoid friend Harry starts a Virgin Count. But then the list goes missing and a sequence of misunderstandings, mischievous pranks and ludicrous blackmail follows!

Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Neville/Luna
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2007.09.21   Latest Chapter: 2008.09.09 Updated: 2008.09.09 Status: WIP (16047 words)

20 : Tent Fever by hannah17     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 18




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Another story in which OOC abounds, Kingsley is an interferring old bat, and Hermione and Draco go camping... the muggle way. Read at your own risk.



Genres: Humor, Romance, AU   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Draco, Harry, Hermione, OC , Ron, Shacklebolt  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.08.10   Latest Chapter: 2008.08.10 Updated: 2008.08.10 Status: COMPLETED (6639 words)

21 : Starkers by hannah17     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 45


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Four boys, a lake, limited clothing, and four spying girls leads to havoc on one unquestionable 'prude', her arch nemesis, his best friend, followed by the Boy-Who-Would-Not-Die, his continual side-kick, the Bat-Bogey hex sister, the girl of nargles, and the simpering pug-faced flower. 

Who knew the trouble one could cause by skinny-dipping?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy, Ron  Pairings: Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, OC/OC, Ron/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2008.07.12   Latest Chapter: 2008.07.12 Updated: 2008.07.13 Status: COMPLETED (6412 words)

22 : Office Love by hannah17     One-shot
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 66


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Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M) , Draco, Hermione, Lucius  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature
Published: 2008.04.04   Latest Chapter: 2008.04.07 Updated: 2008.07.08 Status: COMPLETED (7323 words)

23 : Ravenclaw Racketeers by Phoenix Fires     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 35   Reviews: 1081





Ravenclaw Racketeers are a group of sly, underhand Ravenclaws who cause subtle trouble with their 'challenges'. When Arcadia Morreno is challenged to seduce Draco Malfoy she is less than pleased...but can she even do it?

Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Blaise (M), Draco, OC  Pairings: Draco/OC
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2005.07.01   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.03 Updated: 2008.01.22 Status: COMPLETED (102117 words)

24 : Almost Lover by Zacharias_Smith     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 32





“We’re off to the village, there’s a very pretty girl working in the paper shop who thinks my card tricks are something marvellous…almost like real magic…”
-George Weasley, Half-Blood Prince by J.K. Rowling


Genres: Fluff, Romance, Angst  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OtherCanon  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.09.12   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.14 Updated: 2007.09.14 Status: COMPLETED (4593 words)

25 : I Hate Being the New Kid by The_Other_ Minister     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 25


"Dumb.
Not the disability, the adjective of stupidity.
That’s what this morning is.
Dumb.
I’m in this little compartment all by my lonesome on some noisy train. With people.
Lots of them. Little budding witches and wizards. The WW. Funny, WW stands for “World War” too.
This doesn’t bode well."

My first attempt at fanfiction. Reviews are appreciated. I'll reply, I promise. Thanks =) 
 

Genres: General, Humor, Romance  Era: Marauders   Characters: Dumbledore, James, Lily, Lupin, OC, Sirius, Voldemort  Pairings: James/Lily, Remus/OC, Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.03.31   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.15 Updated: 2007.06.15 Status: WIP (590 words)
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