Penname: Blondejoke101
Member Since: 2007.04.02

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Stories Posted: 15
Reviews Posted: 58
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I love writing these fics. Thank you for all the reviews. The really let me know I'm doing good. Hr/H is my favorite ship but I'll read just about any of them.

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1 : Harry Potter Meets Leroy Jethro Gibbs by Blondejoke101     Short story
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 6   Reviews: 39


Harry is away on an undercover assignment when Hermione is kidnapped.
Hermione's father, calls in his cousin Leroy Jethro Gibbs to work the case.
I own nothing from Harry Potter or NCIS.
Chapter 6 is in the waiting line!

Genres: Crossover, Humor, Action/Adventure   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Fred, George, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly, OtherCanon , Ron  Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Other Pairing
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2010.02.14 Updated: 2010.02.14 Status: WIP (7085 words)

2 : Snitches and Dragons by Blondejoke101     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Hermione wants a tattoo. Harry and Ron think she's insane. Who comes to her defence? None other than Charlie Weasley.

Genres: General, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Charlie , Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Hermione/OC, Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2009.07.13   Latest Chapter: 2009.07.31 Updated: 2009.07.31 Status: COMPLETED (2414 words)

3 : The Looks We Shared by Blondejoke101     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


This is my guess as to Victor's thoughts and his feelings for Hermione during the Triwizard Tournament. Please R/R. I want to know if I'm doing good before I continue.


Genres: General   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Draco , Hermione, Krum  Pairings: Hermione/Krum
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2009.04.08   Latest Chapter: 2009.04.11 Updated: 2009.04.11 Status: WIP (1228 words)

4 : Fighting Fire With Fire by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


With the final battle is on it's way Harry covers his feelings for Hermione, in order to keep her safe from Voldemort. Will he ever be able to tell her how he feels or will he step aside and let Ron take his place as Hermione's lover?

Songfic set to the song Standing Outside the Fire by Garth Brooks.

I think I went overboard a bit with the fire analagies but it couldn't be helped.

Genres: General, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Other   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron, Voldemort   Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2009.02.01   Latest Chapter: 2009.02.08 Updated: 2009.02.08 Status: COMPLETED (4051 words)

5 : Everyday by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


Song fic set to Rascal Flatts' song Everyday

This is why I believe Harry and Hermione belong together, instead of Harry and Ginny.

Please read and review.

Genres: Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2008.08.30   Latest Chapter: 2008.09.09 Updated: 2008.09.09 Status: COMPLETED (1222 words)

6 : Busy Being Fabulous by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 2


Harry is fed up with Ginny's misuse of money. 

Song fic set to The Eagles' Busy Being Fabulous

Genres: Drama, General, Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Bill, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, OC  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Bill/Fleur, Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Strong Language
Published: 2008.07.15   Latest Chapter: 2008.07.23 Updated: 2008.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (3496 words)

7 : More Than a Memory by Blondejoke101     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 2   Reviews: 12








Thanks to Violetriddle for the awesome banner!! 

During the final battle, there was a horrible accident. Harry cast the curse that caused the death of someone he never would have otherwise never raised a finger against. Read what happens to Harry. How he's blamed by others and himself, how he tries to drown his sorrows, and how he tries to forget it.

Now finished with some very minor (one liner) spoilers.

Genres: Horror/Dark, Romance, Angst   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Molly, Ron, Skeeter , Snape, Voldemort  Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Ron/Lavender
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2007.12.08   Latest Chapter: 2008.01.28 Updated: 2008.01.28 Status: COMPLETED (7716 words)

8 : The One-Eyed Witch's Passage by Blondejoke101     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8


Hermione is madly in love with Harry. But she is not sure if Harry feels the same way. It takes some grim circumstances to prove to her otherwise.

Recently reformated.

Genres: Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Harry/Hermione
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2008.01.04   Latest Chapter: 2008.01.15 Updated: 2008.01.15 Status: COMPLETED (1555 words)

9 : Only Time Could by Blondejoke101     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


The battle has just ended. Harry is longing for the arms of a friend. But the arms are those of a friend you wouldn't expect compaired to Ginny.

Genres: Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.12.14   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.24 Updated: 2007.12.24 Status: COMPLETED (538 words)

10 : How Do You Like Me Now? by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Hermione is awoken by her alarm clock one morning. She likes the muggle country radio show. The song that she hears, she thinks nothing of... untill she hears who created/sung the song. It goes from irrevelent but catchy... to personal. But who sings it, and how does he know so much about her life?

The song is How Do You Like Me Now? by Toby Keith.

Genres: Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Hermione  Pairings: Draco/Hermione
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.11.28   Latest Chapter: 2007.12.01 Updated: 2007.12.01 Status: COMPLETED (864 words)

11 : Getting You Back by Blondejoke101     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 4


Luna finds Harry in a classroom. Throwing another party. A type of party that she does not like. She chews him out and he finds a new respect for her... and a new love.

Genres: Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Luna  Pairings: Harry/Luna
Advisory: Mild Language
Published: 2007.10.19   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.23 Updated: 2007.10.23 Status: COMPLETED (968 words)

12 : Long Black Hair by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 5


Hermione has had bruses since the begining of December. When Harry finds out why, he wonders how he can help her.

The song is Skin (Sarabeth) by Rascal Flatts

Genres: Drama, Romance  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ron, Snape  Pairings: Harry/Hermione, Hermione/OC
Advisory: Mild Violence
Published: 2007.10.13   Latest Chapter: 2007.10.15 Updated: 2007.10.15 Status: COMPLETED (2830 words)

13 : Love You by Blondejoke101     Song fic
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 3


Hermione has decided she has had enough of Ron cheating on her.
She does a couple of things to get back at him before she leaves him.

This is the song Love You by Jack Ingram

Genres: Romance, Action/Adventure  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Harry, Hermione, Ron  Pairings: Ron/Hermione, Ron/Lavender
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence
Published: 2007.06.20   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.28 Updated: 2007.09.28 Status: COMPLETED (786 words)

14 : Harry Potter and His Curse of the Power Stripping Clothes by Blondejoke101     One-shot
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 8



Fred and George come up with this spell to help Harry defeat Voldemort without becoming a murderer. When Harry actually uses it, pure insanity and haliarty, comes out.



Genres: Humor  Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, Harry, Voldemort
Advisory: No Warnings
Published: 2007.09.04   Latest Chapter: 2007.09.10 Updated: 2007.09.10 Status: COMPLETED (1000 words)

15 : What Happened to You? by Blondejoke101     Short story
Rating: 12+   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 8


Ginny could be pretty, smart, funny, firey, spunky, and loving all at the same time.
Now it was as if something in her had changed. Harry couldn't put his finger on it but she was definately acting wierd. Not at all like the woman he loved. And he is supposed to marry her tomorrow. What is he to do?

*3151 reads but only 6 reviews? Help me out here! I need to know how I'm doing!*

Genres: Drama, Mystery, Romance  Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Arthur, Draco, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Molly, Ron, Voldemort  Pairings: Harry/Ginny, Arthur/Molly, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Ginny
Advisory: Mild Violence, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2007.04.28   Latest Chapter: 2007.06.22 Updated: 2007.06.22 Status: COMPLETED (3151 words)
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