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1 : Clash by shenanigan     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 50   Reviews: 3082


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Sanity is overrated.

[James II/OC]


Genres: Humor, Romance, Action/Adventure   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2008.11.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.20 Updated: 2014.07.20 Status: COMPLETED (326514 words)

2 : Keep Calm and Carry On by my_voice_rising     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 353




Edie Lennox is in a rut. With no money, a shoddy flat, and no love-life, her joke of a Witch Weekly internship is the cherry on top. But will a chance interview with Quidditch superstar Oliver Wood earn her a journalism career? Or will life continue to get in the way?

Winner of Hufflepuff Writers Duel | Keckers Best Original Character, Best Humour, Best Chaptered



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Post-Hogwarts   Characters: Dean, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon , Seamus  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong language, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Slash (same-sex pairing), Substance use or abuse
Published: 2012.09.25   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.15 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (104472 words)

3 : Hotel Artemis by starryskies55     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 4   Reviews: 28


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The Hotel Artemis, where the rich and famous go to stay in wizarding London.†
And where the rich and famous go, drama is sure to follow.


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2013.01.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.07.11 Updated: 2014.07.11 Status: WIP (10621 words)

4 : Fluorescent Adolescent by greenbirds     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 152


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Effy Wilderson, the Ravenclaw Seeker, reluctantly pretty and a self-confessed walking paradox, refuses to be a member of the James Potter Appreciation Foundation.

And James Potter, the Gryffindor Captain, ruthlessly handsome and charmingly arrogant, just isnít alright with that.

{a teenage love story of mild extremes}


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse
Published: 2013.11.12   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.30 Updated: 2014.06.30 Status: WIP (35869 words)

5 : Tug Of War by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 498


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                                                   Let the madness begin. 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.06.10   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.16 Updated: 2014.06.16 Status: WIP (145196 words)

6 : Off the Rails by water_lily43175     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 64   Reviews: 494




Off the Rails: To start behaving strangely, in a way that is not acceptable to society; to lose track of reality.

James' life is perfect. He plays Quidditch for the Falcons, an England future seems certain, and the female attention isn't to be scoffed at.

Then he hooks up with a Muggle.

"Remember when you jumped off the Quidditch hoops without a broom? That was a better idea than this."


Genres: Humor, Romance, Angst   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme
Published: 2011.09.16   Latest Chapter: 2014.06.09 Updated: 2014.06.09 Status: COMPLETED (252470 words)

7 : Psychos and Psychologists by Holly_Mist     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 109


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Meet sixteen year old Coral Carter: Hogwarts official guidance counselor. She's dealt with any sort of teenage problem that you can imagine. So what's the school's poster boy for perfection, Albus Potter doing in her office? 


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2013.03.26   Latest Chapter: 2014.05.19 Updated: 2014.05.19 Status: WIP (39714 words)

8 : Bedposts and Broomsticks by potterwriter340237     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 19   Reviews: 854


 

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I, Lily Luna Potter hate my life. 
I snogged my brother’s best friend, the incredibly attractive Quidditch playing, Luke Wood.
And the worst thing?
I can't even remember if I enjoyed it.



Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: Lily/OC, Teddy/Victoire, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.01.29   Latest Chapter: 2014.05.17 Updated: 2014.05.17 Status: WIP (84815 words)

9 : Bang by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 20   Reviews: 305


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So I wasn’t watching where I was going and I accidentally crashed into James Potter in the park. Dust yourself off and apologise, right? Wrong. Because somehow that event led to this... me, plastered on the front page of all the magazines, right under the words 'JAMES POTTER'S LATEST FLAME!'. Honestly
Blargh.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Harry, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.01.15   Latest Chapter: 2014.03.06 Updated: 2014.03.06 Status: WIP (138396 words)

10 : etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 21   Reviews: 932






Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Skeeter  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.02.22   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.26 Updated: 2014.07.15 Status: WIP (86465 words)

11 : I'm a Keeper. by lea_     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 8   Reviews: 38





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James Potter is a keeper.
No, really - he plays for Puddlemere United as keeper.
And after 12 years of loving him from afar, Payton Carter will finally prove she's one too.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC , Rose  Pairings: James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse
Published: 2012.05.28   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.23 Updated: 2014.02.23 Status: WIP (33868 words)

12 : An Endless Fall by shenanigan     One-shot
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 1   Reviews: 35


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But it doesn't matter really because he's got grey above him and green below him and in the middle, where sky and ground kiss, is her, twirling in circles as if she's been waiting for this rain forever.



Genres: Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Teddy, Victoire   Pairings: Teddy/Victoire
Advisory: Mild Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.01.05   Latest Chapter: 2014.02.16 Updated: 2014.02.16 Status: COMPLETED (1150 words)

13 : Daddy's Girl by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 10   Reviews: 157


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  Being the Minister for Magic's daughter means you are exempt from a lot of things; except your father's crazy plans for cross-country road trips with the surly stranger that is Albus Potter. Add in death threats and a list of secrets a mile long, the Minister's baby may just lose everything she knows - and gain everything she's never had.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Ginny, Harry, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: OC/OC, Harry/Ginny, James/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.08.17   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.10 Updated: 2013.10.10 Status: WIP (79930 words)

14 : Wicked by distantgalaxy     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 209




Lucille DuBlanc should have been relieved as the foul Sorting Hat was finally lifted off her head, but her heart had seized. ‘Professor, there's been some sort of mistake.’

‘There has been no mistake.’ But behind McGonagall's stern eyes Lucille could see the same glimmer of shock as everyone else in the Great Hall, especially her new housemates seated at the crimson and gold table. 

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Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: Bellatrix, Harry, James, Lily, Lupin, OC , Regulus, Ron, Sirius, Voldemort  Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2009.05.21   Latest Chapter: 2013.10.08 Updated: 2013.10.08 Status: WIP (37117 words)

15 : Crime and Punishment by platform 9 3_4     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 24   Reviews: 416


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Warning:

Contains Charlie Walker: A violent teenage heroine, known for being Hogwart's most infamous trouble maker (apart from James Potter of course), her skills as a quidditch beater, punching her teammates, and generally being the bane of James Potter's existence. 

Read with caution


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2010.07.03   Latest Chapter: 2013.09.27 Updated: 2013.09.27 Status: WIP (129408 words)

16 : Being Summer by PygmyPuffLover     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 32   Reviews: 1186


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Being Summer Lancaster is not all it’s cracked up to be. I mean, being James Potter’s official snog buddy - seriously, he made me a badge – and trying to stop my charming cousin – curse you, Scorpius – from wreaking havoc on Hogwarts is much more stressful than it sounds.
Trust me.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hugo, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius, Teddy, Victoire  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.10.20   Latest Chapter: 2013.08.19 Updated: 2013.08.19 Status: COMPLETED (242791 words)

17 : Beauty Queen by explosion     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 390


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Being Miss Teen Witch really isn't all it's cracked up to be.


Completed.†


Genres: Drama, Fluff, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.06.23   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.23 Updated: 2013.07.23 Status: COMPLETED (112636 words)

18 : Enemies with Benefits by dobbyismyhero22     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 14   Reviews: 864


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I think I started my life as a screw up at the mere age of five when I turned my dog into a plant, but I've just taken it to a whole new level. I mean, continually snogging my best friend's twin brother who also happens to be the bane of my existence? That's practically dark wizard level. 


Genres: Humor, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Fred, James (II), OC , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.02.02   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.18 Updated: 2013.07.18 Status: WIP (53195 words)

19 : Brains & Brawn by soliloquy     Novel
Rating: 15+   Chapters: 31   Reviews: 247


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WIth the future looming dangerously close to reality, and the fact that her seventh year has taken a turn for the dramatic...it's a good thing that self-assured Charlotte Murray knows what she's going to do with her life.

Until blockheaded Oliver Wood forces her to reconsider her definition of growing up.

Who are you, Charlotte? And what do you want?


Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Hogwarts   Characters: Fred, George, OC, Oliver, OtherCanon   Pairings: Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.11 Updated: 2013.07.11 Status: COMPLETED (127950 words)

20 : Missing by Courtney Dark     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 17   Reviews: 202






Victoria Heron-that's the girl everyone is talking about. The girl I can't compare to. She went missing at the end of last year, and here I am, taking her spot, replacing her. Me, the girl who prefers books to people.

And maybe, Victoria's still out there, waiting to come back.

This year is going to be hell.

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Genres: Drama, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2012.09.07   Latest Chapter: 2013.07.02 Updated: 2013.07.02 Status: COMPLETED (90394 words)

21 : And All That Jazz by ShieldSnitch3     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 22   Reviews: 675


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2012 Dobby Finalist for Best Fluff

In which I, Aria Fields, encounter a†psychotic best friend, said psychotic best friend's Frenchified twin, deranged Quidditch nutters, and quite possibly the most annoying boy on the face of the planet.

Wizard God, why do you hate me?


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.08.11   Latest Chapter: 2013.06.30 Updated: 2013.06.30 Status: WIP (136529 words)

22 : Waking Up In Vegas by Sweet Decadence     Short story
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 3   Reviews: 42


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A bad-tempered redhead, a "blind your eyes" blonde boy, and one bed. "Oh go hex yourself you slime!" Maturity has reached its peak, enemies have suspiciously lost their clothing, and Vegas is to blame.


Genres: Fluff, Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, Hermione, James (II), Ron, Rose , Scorpius  Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2009.06.25   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.22 Updated: 2013.05.22 Status: WIP (3796 words)

23 : Deteriorate by chocolate119     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 18   Reviews: 352


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A lot of the things James Potter does bug me.
But I do tolerate him (kind of), to an extent.
There is a line, however.
Jumping off of Gryffindor Tower is crossing that line.


Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Next Generation   Characters: Albus, James (II), OC, OtherCanon , Rose, Scorpius  Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers
Published: 2011.05.30   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.18 Updated: 2013.05.18 Status: WIP (106694 words)

24 : The Time of Cupids by GryffindorGirl153     Novella
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 23   Reviews: 475




Cupids were supposed to be mythical creatures. They were supposed to exist only in fairy tales; not in real life, and definitely not as my best friend. Meet Desmond Pierce, resident cupid, and soon-to-be, dead Cupid. All because he shot me with an arrow and made me fall in love with the boy I spent my entire life hating. James Sirius Potter.

Genres: Humor, Romance   Era: Next Generation   Characters: James (II), OC, OtherCanon   Pairings: James/OC, Other Pairing
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme
Published: 2011.01.08   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.06 Updated: 2013.05.06 Status: WIP (170423 words)

25 : Falling To Pieces by RoxyRose     Novel
Rating: Mature   Chapters: 11   Reviews: 407










...of course, boundaries never meant anything to Sirius Black.


Sirius/OC 
Sequel to Fall for Anything
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Genres: Drama, Romance, Young Adult   Era: Marauders   Characters: OC , Sirius  Pairings: Sirius/OC
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature
Published: 2010.02.06   Latest Chapter: 2013.05.04 Updated: 2013.05.04 Status: WIP (75700 words)
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