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The Great Tale of Me, Lyra Malfoy by ImaRavenclaw

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 42
Chapters: 14
Words: 34096
Characters: Draco, Albus, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Humor, LGBTQA
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Other Pairing, James/OC, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2016.05.25
Last Published Chapter: 2017.07.12
Last Updated: 2017.07.12
Favorite Story Of: 13 users
Advisory: Contains profanity, Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme

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Hi, I'm Lyra Saige Malfoy! You recognized the last name (I tried and failed to pretend I was adopted). As you can probably imagine, being a Malfoy is dreadfully hard work. From warding off weird stares to dealing with your brother and his boyfriend snogging at the breakfast table, things get tough. Which is why I resort to my Gryffindor spirit, and brave it out. Let's just hope things don't fall to pieces!

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 I.

In which I introduce my comically horrible life.

1860 14
2 II.

In which I nearly die from getting shoved out a window and then have to go to court for it.

1397 5
3 III.

 In which I get dragged to a clausterphobic Wotter gathering.

1315 4
4 IV.

 In which my temper blows up, I develop a rather annoying grudge against my brother, and Hogwarts happens.

6235 3
5 V.

 In which Hugo Weasley snogs me out of nowhere, I recount the tale of when I found my brother taped to a wall, and I break my leg.

2158 2
6 VI.

 In which I nearly kill someone with (ironically) the quaffle during a quidditch match.

1844 2
7 VII.

 In which my brother tells me that he cheated on Albus, among other things. 

2199 2

 In which I make a Japanese friend, fail an essay, and fall asleep in Sexual Education.

1270 2
9 IX.

 In which Albus and Scorpius make the Great Hall look like a hurricane hit, and are threatened with expulsion.

869 2
10 X.

 In which we find out that Cedric Diggory had a brother, and that said brother had a daughter with Cho Chang, among other (more disastrous) things.

2355 2
11 XI.

 In which I become a member of the Slug Club after saving Professor Slughorn by getting eating by one of Professor Longbottom's plants.

2516 1
12 XII.

 In which everybody makes up, even Albus and Scorpius (which unfortunately includes making out like dogs at Ravenclaw table).

4132 2
13 XIII.

 In which I am crushed by extremely upsetting news...

3697 0
14 XIV.

 In which Mum and Dad may or may not get divorced, and Scorpius and me are in the middle of the whole thing.

2249 1

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