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Life According to Demeter by xoxo_jpotter

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 124
Chapters: 26
Words: 97139
Characters: Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Rose, Scorpius, OC
Genre(s): Drama, Fluff, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2015.04.12
Last Published Chapter: 2015.10.25
Last Updated: 2015.10.25
Favorite Story Of: 42 users
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse

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The Wotters have nothing on my family. I am one of fourteen kids all named after Greek gods and goddesses. Add in one pompous little sister, three annoying brothers in my year, and their best friend who is looking much more attractive this year. Things are bound to get complicated.

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1 Chapter 1

If you thought the Weasley's had a lot of kids you are sadly mistaken. The Wotters have nothing on us. There are 14 kids, including me. Yes, my parents had 14 children. Oh, and did I mention we're all named after Greek gods?

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2 Chapter 2

"Mother, I am perfectly capable and responsible enough to go by myself. After all, I was just named a Prefect," Athena argued.

"Were you now?" I sarcastically inquired. "You should've said something."

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3 Chapter 3

"Guess what Dem! It's my birthday!" He started bouncing up and down on my bed.

"Really? Well, if you don't get off of me you won't live to your next one."

"Mum says you can't kill me on my birthday."

"Don't you think it's sad that's really a rule,"

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4 Chapter 4

"Don't you look ravishing this morning," Hermes joked.

"Bite me."

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5 Chapter 5

Athena and Hera both narrowed their eyes. "Your sass is neither needed nor wanted Demeter," they said.

"Sweet Merlin, there's two of them," Hermes whispered so only I could hear.

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6 Chapter 6

"ALTON!" Professor Wingbat cried.

"Yes sir," Poseidon, Zeus, Hades, who was in the front, and I said.

"Not you all! You!" he pointed a stubby finger at me. His face was an alarming shade of purple.

"Yes sir?" I said innocently.

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7 Chapter 7

"I'm going to punch you in the face," I growled.

"Not another repeat of last year," Poseidon moaned.

"And the year before," James added.

"Ooh and the year before. That one was my favorite," Dom said.

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8 Chapter 8


I blew my whistle. "LAPS!"


I cut him off with my whistle.

"Stop doing-"

I blew the whistle again.


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9 Chapter 9

"Because I worked out over the summer instead of binging on chocolate frogs and sleeping all day," I said.

"And what's wrong with that?" Al asked defensively.

"Nothing. If you don't mind being flabby."

"I'm not flabby!" he protested.

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10 Chapter 10

"Wotcher Rachel," I said sitting across from her.

"I think I'm going to puke," she whispered.

"You'll be fine," I told her and grabbed some bacon.

"Great pep talk," Dom said from next to me.

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11 Chapter 11

"Where's Caleb?" I asked noticing the absence of her date.

She looked around as if she'd just noticed he was gone, which she probably had. "Shoot, I'm pretty sure I left him in Honeydukes."

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12 Chapter 12

"I hope you like cleaning tables," she growled.

"I hope you like my fist in your face," I replied.

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13 Chapter 13

"Come on Dem, you know we love you, but you're going a bit overboard."

"Overboard? That's how losers talk!"

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14 Chapter 14

"Sorry. Who are you mad at?"

"Rose, you, all of my siblings, you, Dom, you, Ansley, you, Kyle, and, of course, you," I listed.

"You are quite an angry person today," he noted.

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15 Chapter 15

"Maybe," I mumbled. "I really do want him to be happy; I also want his stupid mystery girl to be hit by a train."

He laughed. "I don't think you want this girl to be hit by a train."

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16 Chapter 16

"I'm just sending a letter." He waved the letter in his hand as if to prove his point.

"In the Owlery? How strange," I quipped.

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17 Chapter 17

"It's not a date. Can a girl not wear something nice?"

"You put on a ball gown!"

"I wanted to explore all my options!"

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18 Chapter 18

"Wait, you've liked her for a long time! Why'd you tell Rose and Lily, but not me?" Al whined.

"You couldn't keep a secret to save your life," Lily said. "Plus, James likes us more than you."

"I hate you all," James muttered.

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19 Chapter 19

"I don't want to see you two snogging."

"What about all the times I caught you and Dom," I fired back.

"Can we not talk about Zeus snogging my girlfriend?"

"Oh, I walked in on them doing more than snogging."

"Shut up, Demeter."

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20 Chapter 20

"Aren't you too old to be acting this way?" dad grumbled into his pillow.

"You're never too old for Christmas cheer!" I gasped. I took my holidays seriously.

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21 Chapter 21

"Don't tell me that this is what I think this is," she gasped.

"I hear judgement in you voice," I sniffed, crossing my arms. "It's a perfectly normal thing to buy."

"Please tell me what is normal about buying a jumper for your cat!" She held up the tiny pink jumper.

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22 Chapter 22

"You're about as mature as a first year," Athena snorted.

"You're still a first year!"

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23 Chapter 23

"Are you hungry?"

"Always," I said.

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24 Chapter 24

"We've been here for an hour, and you haven't written anything!" Sara scolded in a classic Ravenclaw fashion.

"That's not true!" I protested. She arched an eyebrow. "I wrote my name."

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25 Chapter 25

"Dem," he rolled his eyes, "we can't just not talk about it and expect it to go away on its own."

"That'd be a whole lot easier."

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26 Chapter 26

"Why is your cat in here?"

I peeked my eye open to find Phoenix licking his face while he scowled. "Well I couldn't just leave her alone. Who knows what Melissa would do to her." I scooped Phoenix into my lap and sat up. "Plus, she likes it up here."

"Great," he muttered.

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