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Bang by PygmyPuffLover

 
Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 306
 
Chapters: 20
Words: 138396
Characters: Harry, Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, Victoire, OC
Genre(s): Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: James/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2012.01.15
Last Published Chapter: 2014.03.06
Last Updated: 2014.03.06
Favorite Story Of: 458 users
 
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

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So I wasn’t watching where I was going and I accidentally crashed into James Potter in the park. Dust yourself off and apologise, right? Wrong. Because somehow that event led to this... me, plastered on the front page of all the magazines, right under the words 'JAMES POTTER'S LATEST FLAME!'. Honestly
Blargh.

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 I seem to be bordering on becoming a psychopath.

And of course, I just had to go staggering into the nearest potted plant.


Yeah, face-planting soil? Not much fun.
 
 
 
 
 

3639 21
2 There are way too many people that run for fun.

“So what about you Aimes, anything big happening in the romance department?”

Ha. Yeah, that’s a funny one.
 

3235 19
3 So this is what the early morning looks like...

8:30. Urgh. If the sun is only just up, then I shouldn’t be.
 
 
 
 
 

3301 16
4 I really need to think before I act.

Clearly this boy is the sheer embodiment of chivalry.
 
 
 

4905 21
5 I swear reporters are the worst people on the planet.

Yeah, I know they're supposed to ask me the questions. But there is no law saying it can't go the other way around.
 
 
 

4402 13
6 Well, those cars should have been watching, anyway...

Maybe running out into the road wasn't the best idea.
 
 
 

6893 15
7 Harry Potter should never be unleashed in a kitchen.

The Pot of Death gurgled ominously behind me.
 

6959 21
8 You know things are bad when your voicemail is flashing.

He was more of a man for radio, if you catch my drift.
 

5603 18
9 I seriously need some new clothes.

This. Is. Ridiculous.
 

6429 25
10 You should never fake-date cocky people that laugh at you.

Do not scowl. Do not scowl. Look happy. This is the bloke you’re supposed to be dating. Smile.
 

4704 13
11 Calling your club "Ice" does not make you cool.

"You know, you really are a true embodiment of all the Gryffindor qualities."
 

5663 18
12 If in doubt, just back out.

The corruption of Aimee Brooklyn Woods had officially happened.
 
 
 

8272 10
13 Maybe he's different, but he's probably exactly the same.

Basically, we all gaped at Potter. Like gaping goons.
 

7919 7
14 It is never a good idea to go to dinner with the should-have-been in-laws.

"She's completely forgotten what I did for her now."

"That's sick."

"No, that's life."
 

8713 6
15 My new apartment is officially the greatest place on the planet.

He knew full well what Mark was like. He'd seen him go all Council Estate Lad on the Slytherins' backsides.

Not that they didn't deserve it - (Slytherins always deserve it).
 

9093 15
16 If you have a hyperactive cubicle neighbour, kick her - lightly.

"Shut it, you, or I'll lock you in your room and never let you see James again."

"That a threat or a promise?"

8646 12
17 Ex-boyfriends' families tend not to like your new boyfriend, I've discovered.

I frowned, not comprehending his random ramblings.
 

9880 18
18 And just when everything looks like it's going to be alright...

 Part of a hot wizarding power couple = me.

7637 18
19 Emotional reunions are not to be held at best friend's weddings.

 Chief bridesmaid, she called herself, but that was a self-appointed title.

12726 12
20 The end of the story of me, Aimee B. Woods

 The epilogue has arrived.

9777 8




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