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Pretty Boy by dream_BIG

 
Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 489
 
Chapters: 12
Words: 37767
Characters: Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC
Genre(s): General, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2011.03.19
Last Published Chapter: 2012.02.10
Last Updated: 2012.02.10
Favorite Story Of: 531 users
 
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Contains Spoilers

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Life’s a hag and Karma’s an evil witch.
(A Louis Weasley/OC Story. Ish.)

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Juice-y

 “Granger, go make me a sandwich.”

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2 Survival of the Fittest

“Not every girl wants you, you know.” Rose cut across.
There was a second of silence between the three of us.
“No Rosie, every girl pretty much wants him,” Al said.
Damn straight.
“The ones with substance don’t,” She said smugly.
“Yeah, well, the ones with substance generally end up with fifty cats,” Al remarked.
Rose threw a handful of potatoes at him.

3646 56
3 Target

Al and Rose were already sitting on one of the desks near the back of the classroom, Al staring at me like I was a bozo and Rose smirking at the blackboard.

Both of them are gits. I don’t know why I publicly associate myself with them.

2893 52
4 Iím Judging You

 HOLY MOTHER OF WRACKSPURTS –

3753 43
5 Genius Acting Skills

“Thank you, Al, for proving to me that reverse evolution is possible.”

2897 28
6 Get Over It. Please.

We associate with James other times as well! Like that one day at the Gryffindor Table during dinner, I asked him to give me the chicken. He gave me the chicken, and I said thanks. Then he said you’re welcome.

Intense cousin love, right there.

3741 26
7 Strawberry

Basically, Rose Weasley is kind of like an omnipresent ninja and if you question her you’ll get a really weird look. But it’s really just her covering up the fact that she’s a ninja so she doesn’t get demoted from the ninja ranks.

It’s all pretty clear, actually.

I’m a genius, no big deal.

2998 39
8 Dates are for Chumps

Whatever, dudes. You’re not getting 100 galleons out of this. We’ll see who’s laughing when I’m rich and you’re still stupid!


JUSTICE.

2584 22
9 I Am Stupid.

Sweet Jesus, I really am stupid.

2765 48
10 Part 2, Chapter 1: Now Suffer My Wrath

One must take Rose Weasley very seriously, as she has sadist tendencies and a disappointing lack of morality.



 

3470 38
11 Part 2, Chapter 2: Ironic.

Memo to self: make sure brain is fully functional to avoid appearing like a blithering fool. Requirements: don’t look at Aisha’s eyes. Or her face. Or her hair. Or her butt.

…well, maybe her butt.

2871 42
12 Part 2, Chapter 3: Idiocy Abounds

 When men go pee, it’s a solitary type of business.

3559 33




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