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etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 938
Chapters: 21
Words: 86465
Characters: Skeeter, Albus, Rose, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2011.02.22
Last Published Chapter: 2014.02.26
Last Updated: 2014.07.15
Favorite Story Of: 987 users
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Contains Slash (Same-Sex Pairing), Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

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The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Original Character (2012)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Description, Best Dialogue (2013)

Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

—a snarky, steamy Albus/OC of scandal and sporadic satire—
Dobby Winner: Best OC, Best Dialogue, Best Description

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Manic Panic Mondays

Journalistic integrity and notoriety are inversely proportional. I think you can imagine which one I like better.

1600 67
2 Chess for Three

Going to school to learn? That's for ugly, poor people.

2647 54
3 May I Have This Duel?

"If you look hard enough, everything is sexual tension."

3843 44
4 Things Potter Can Do with a Vivid Imagination

"Have you considered the possibility that you're a preachy oversensitive twit?"

3182 55
5 Certifiably Quirky

Apostrophe Hyphen Colon: I'm convinced she's either the spawn of very unoriginal grammar teachers or post-modernists.

3130 38
6 Marginally Better Than a Broom Closet

If we weren't in a bloody changing stall and he didn't insist on playing close and rough, I might not have noticed.

2566 67
7 Kiss Me Twice, Shame On Me

Unfortunately, as the best friend, Dom is somewhat entitled to stick her delicate little nose into my love life.

3363 64
8 And All the Girls and Boys Merely Players

It is one thing to stir up drama and another to become its queen.

4004 33
9 Who Wears the Horns?

I've got to give Appy credit. Not many can pull off a party this impressive and creepy at the same time.

3720 46
10 Everyone Wants Me (Dead)

"I hate to say I told you so — oh wait, no I don't!" I gesture wildly behind us. "I told you so, Potter!"

3256 41
11 He Tempts Me, He Tempts Me Not

"Word of advice on chivalry and intricate revenge schemes: choose one, not both."

3211 35
12 Denial, What's Denial?

"Ah, avoidance," drawls her hot-shot psychologist partner. "The indirect cowardice."

4438 37
13 A Lesson in Persuasion

"Don't you dear me, buttercup."

3861 44
14 Lesser of Two Evils

It's like I'm working with an ex.

3015 30
15 The Casualties of War

"Albus! Fancy seeing you here! the girl's loo."

6226 42
16 Intermission, Enter Firewhiskey

"No, don't touch me! You'll catch my angst."

6693 62
17 Bare-Knuckled Heartbreaking

"Do not start treating me like a delicate little flower you plucked.

7202 49
18 The Self-Fulfilling Prophet

You'll turn heroes into villains and villains into martyrs.

3542 22
19 Green for Queen

It's fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then we keep score.

4326 21
20 Love Overrated, Overruled

He became a taken man and I became a romantic obstacle.

5094 49
21 V-Day D-Day

"You didn't kill his pride, just maimed it horribly—it's the same thing!"

7546 38

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