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etc. etc. (and life goes on) by justonemorefic

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 1021
Chapters: 23
Words: 93948
Characters: Skeeter, Albus, Rose, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2011.02.22
Last Published Chapter: 2015.10.29
Last Updated: 2015.11.11
Favorite Story Of: 1056 users
Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme

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The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Original Character (2012)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Description, Best Dialogue (2013)

Extra! Extra!
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.

Let the witch hunt begin.

an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered
by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens
—Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description—

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Manic Panic Mondays

Journalistic integrity and notoriety are inversely proportional. I think you can imagine which one I like better.

1564 68
2 Chess for Three

Going to school to learn? That's for ugly, poor people.

2405 55
3 May I Have This Duel?

"If you look hard enough, everything is sexual tension."

3469 44
4 A Vivid Imagination

"Have you considered the possibility that you're a preachy oversensitive twit?"

3004 57
5 Certifiably Quirky

Apostrophe Hyphen Colon: I'm convinced she's either the spawn of very unoriginal grammar teachers or post-modernists.

2814 38
6 Marginally Better Than a Broom Closet

If we weren't in a bloody changing stall and he didn't insist on playing close and rough, I might not have noticed.

2407 67
7 Kiss Me Twice, Shame On Me

Unfortunately, as the best friend, Dom is somewhat entitled to stick her delicate little nose into my love life.

3322 65
8 And All the Girls and Boys Merely Players

It is one thing to stir up drama and another to become its queen.

3749 34
9 Who Wears the Horns?

I've got to give Appy credit. Not many can pull off a party this impressive and creepy at the same time.

3617 46
10 Everyone Wants Me (Dead)

"I hate to say I told you so — oh wait, no I don't!" I gesture wildly behind us. "I told you so, Potter!"

3128 42
11 He Tempts Me, He Tempts Me Not

"Word of advice on chivalry and intricate revenge schemes: choose one, not both."

3046 35
12 Denial, What's Denial?

"Ah, avoidance," drawls her hot-shot psychologist partner. "The indirect cowardice."

4398 37
13 A Lesson in Persuasion

"Don't you dear me, buttercup."

3822 45
14 Lesser of Two Evils

It's like I'm working with an ex.

3015 30
15 The Casualties of War

"Albus! Fancy seeing you here! the girl's loo."

6226 44
16 Intermission, Enter Firewhiskey

"No, don't touch me! You'll catch my angst."

6693 62
17 Bare-Knuckled Heartbreaking

"Do not start treating me like a delicate little flower you plucked.

7196 51
18 The Self-Fulfilling Prophet

You'll turn heroes into villains and villains into martyrs.

3542 22
19 Green for Queen

It's fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then we keep score.

4320 22
20 Love Overrated, Overruled

He became a taken man and I became a romantic obstacle.

5094 52
21 V-Day D-Day

"You didn't kill his pride, just maimed it horribly!"

7503 59
22 A Kingdom For My Name

Dead is the wicked witch and all her proud villainy. Long live Potter's girlfriend.

3284 32
23 Trust Whom You Love, or Is It the Other Way Around?

I was attracted to him because I didn't trust him.

6330 14

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