| ||Rating: Mature||Story Reviews: 1021|
Characters: Skeeter, Albus, Rose, Scorpius, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Other Pairing, Rose/Scorpius, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress|
First Published: 2011.02.22
Last Published Chapter: 2015.10.29
Last Updated: 2015.11.11
Favorite Story Of: 1056 users
| ||Advisory: Strong violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme|
|The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Original Character (2012)|
|The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Description, Best Dialogue (2013)|
Clemence Fitzgerald here, reporting for Witchy Business.
You're in for a treat, dear reader: Hogwarts bachelor ALBUS POTTER
has acquired a girlfriend—identity unknown.
Let the witch hunt begin.
an Albus/OC romance-satire set in a Hogwarts beleaguered
by celebrity worship, shipping wars, and too many teen queens
—Dobby Winner: Best OC, Dialogue, Description—
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|Ch. #||Chapter Title||Word Count||Reviews||Read|
|1||Manic Panic Mondays
Journalistic integrity and notoriety are inversely proportional. I think you can imagine which one I like better.
|2||Chess for Three
Going to school to learn? That's for ugly, poor people.
|3||May I Have This Duel?
"If you look hard enough, everything is sexual tension."
|4||A Vivid Imagination
"Have you considered the possibility that you're a preachy oversensitive twit?"
Apostrophe Hyphen Colon: I'm convinced she's either the spawn of very unoriginal grammar teachers or post-modernists.
|6||Marginally Better Than a Broom Closet
If we weren't in a bloody changing stall and he didn't insist on playing close and rough, I might not have noticed.
|7||Kiss Me Twice, Shame On Me
Unfortunately, as the best friend, Dom is somewhat entitled to stick her delicate little nose into my love life.
|8||And All the Girls and Boys Merely Players
It is one thing to stir up drama and another to become its queen.
|9||Who Wears the Horns?
I've got to give Appy credit. Not many can pull off a party this impressive and creepy at the same time.
|10||Everyone Wants Me (Dead)
"I hate to say I told you so — oh wait, no I don't!" I gesture wildly behind us. "I told you so, Potter!"
|11||He Tempts Me, He Tempts Me Not
"Word of advice on chivalry and intricate revenge schemes: choose one, not both."
|12||Denial, What's Denial?
"Ah, avoidance," drawls her hot-shot psychologist partner. "The indirect cowardice."
|13||A Lesson in Persuasion
"Don't you dear me, buttercup."
|14||Lesser of Two Evils
It's like I'm working with an ex.
|15||The Casualties of War
"Albus! Fancy seeing you here! ...in the girl's loo."
|16||Intermission, Enter Firewhiskey
"No, don't touch me! You'll catch my angst."
"Do not start treating me like a delicate little flower you plucked.”
|18||The Self-Fulfilling Prophet
You'll turn heroes into villains and villains into martyrs.
|19||Green for Queen
It's fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then we keep score.
|20||Love Overrated, Overruled
He became a taken man and I became a romantic obstacle.
"You didn't kill his pride, just maimed it horribly!"
|22||A Kingdom For My Name
Dead is the wicked witch and all her proud villainy. Long live Potter's girlfriend.
|23||Trust Whom You Love, or Is It the Other Way Around?
I was attracted to him because I didn't trust him.
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