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15 ways to (Not) fall in Love with your Best Friend by smashed_crayon

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 39
Chapters: 3
Words: 16904
Characters: Albus, Lily (II), OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Lily/OC, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2011.02.08
Last Published Chapter: 2012.08.22
Last Updated: 2012.08.22
Favorite Story Of: 110 users
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse

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There is one exception to these rules: if Albus Potter, said Best Friend and one extremely good-looking bloke, starts giving you The Look. There is no going back from The Look.  No, death is not an option. The only way to escape is to smash that Look into tiny particles, pour that in a blender, turn it on high, throw the rest into the Thames and hope that IT has been crushed into blissful oblivion

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Prologue - Introductions are in order, methinks

I said Introductions, not summaries. Read on, stranger!


2331 17
2 Of Drinking Games and Disco Cats

The following rules are legit. You must abide by them faithfully and without question, so as to avoid that dreaded ‘I have feelings for you’ situation.

Rule #8: Do not, if possible, inhale any mind-altering substances in the presence of said Best Friend.


8123 12
3 Of Polka Dots and Counting Stars

Rule #2: Do not, no matter what the circumstances, undress yourself before him.


6450 10

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