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The Last of the English Roses by Spicky

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 75
Chapters: 13
Words: 48915
Characters: McGonagall, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Genre(s): Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2010.11.07
Last Published Chapter: 2013.06.23
Last Updated: 2013.06.23
Favorite Story Of: 70 users
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse

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'Does it ever get tiring being the last of the English Roses? The kind of girl who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, doesn't swear, doesn't slouch, doesn't tan, doesn't spit... Believes in the whole "no sex before marriage" rubbish, rides a broomstick side saddle. You know, a stuck up tease.’
Rose Weasley follows the rules. Scorpius Malfoy doesn't. A match made in hell.
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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 He's A Villain

'But you're not going to tell anyone.'

'And why is that?' I demanded, raising my chin slightly, as much to make myself more confident as to make him think that I was. He was still smoking, managing to do that and smirk at me at the same time. I may not like him, but even I had to admit that that took talent.

'Because you're attracted to me.'

3723 11
2 The Rules of Detention

Welcome to Detention. I hope you enjoy your stay.

3092 6
3 Rosie, I'm Not Being Nosy....

Rosie, don't act so dozy,

Here's a posy,

I’m not being nosy,

Just trying to think of things rhyming with Rosie!

Rose, your distain for me shows,

you take rejection to new lows,

I don't think I can take any more blows!

(Yes, the song is supposed to be bad!)

2623 6
4 Concussions and Neanderthals

Who says that all Slytherins are cowards?

2999 3
5 Don't Be A Jerk Malfoy

Don't be a jerk Malfoy, don't be so cruel to me....

3160 6
6 Maybe That Wasn't The Best Idea...

'I never knew you could sing.'

Most girl would flutter their eyelashes and flirtatiously assure him that "there are many things you don't know about me". But then I've never liked to follow the sycophants.

3756 9
7 Catch Me If I Fall

 Catch me if I fall. 

4497 8
8 He's A Hero?

 Merlin, I was such a cliche. At this rate, I would be running away with Malfoy before the end of the month to become a rock star after realising that I had always loved him.

3478 5
9 Prince?!

 I wouldn't cry.

8166 6
10 Meeting the Parents

And I thought that my family was weird.... 

3171 2
11 The Twelve Days of Christmas

 On the second day of Christmas....

2854 5
12 Back to Hogwart's

 Back to Hogwart's

4000 5
13 A Sticky Situation

[i]A Sticky Situation[/i]

3396 3

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