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Welcome to the Chase by dream_BIG

 
Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 2205
 
Chapters: 24
Words: 93892
Characters: Scorpius, Albus, Rose, OC
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: OC/OC, Rose/Scorpius, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2010.03.01
Last Published Chapter: 2012.04.14
Last Updated: 2012.04.14
Favorite Story Of: 1278 users
 
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers

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BIG FAT AWKWARD MOMENT.


 

Al Potter/Ariadne Chase
(Hopefully)


 

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 chapter.one - Flight.

IT’S A BLOODY PIECE OF WOOD WITH A WONKY SPELL ON IT!

2327 106
2 chapter.two - Protector.

I’m such a bloke magnet. Rawr.

4870 63
3 chapter.three - Mistake.

“Take a deep breath, Ree.” Rose instructed, looking alarmed.
I shot her a dirty look. What does it look like I’m doing, woman? Baking a bloody cake?!

3007 64
4 chapter.four - Truth.

“That doesn’t make any sense.” Blue Eyes said.
“Your face doesn’t make any sense.” I retaliated.
“…that really doesn’t make any sense.”
This kid is so daft.

2581 79
5 chapter.five - Plan.

Apparently, I’m the type of girl who can climb underneath tables and no one would be concerned about her sanity.
Lovely.

3959 64
6 chapter.six - Tapestry.

Note to self: teach minions to understand lip-speak. Will make life much easier.

2799 85
7 chapter.seven - Clowns.

What? Why are you giving me that look? I’m tactless, remember?

4395 60
8 chapter.eight Kissing.

Please excuse me while I take a moment to dry-heave in disgust.
 

2902 80
9 chapter.nine Fear.

Have you ever had to deal with Psycho Rose before? No? Well, my friend, consider yourself lucky, because that is one thing that no one – no one – should have to witness. It is the reason for my insanity. I used to be normal once upon a time! Normal, I tell you!

Okay, I was never normal.
But still!

2983 84
10 chapter.ten Destruction.

I mean, one of these days I’ll have a brain wave. It’s bound to happen sooner or later. I can’t be stupid forever, right? I’m not going to be stupid forever, right?! Right?!

RIGHT?!?
 
 

2345 119
11 chapter.eleven Hidden.

Stupid pie. YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE.
 
 
 

3953 82
12 chapter.twelve Princess.

Yeah, my sister isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in the box. I like to think that her stupidity isn’t genetic and I have somehow managed to be saved from that particular curse.
I mean, the fates can’t make me ugly and stupid. That’s just awful.

4317 90
13 chapter.thirteen - Trust.

That’s right! RUN, YOU LITTLE MIDGETS!
 
 
 
 

4624 89
14 chapter.fourteen - Dodge.

“You’re stupid.”
“Your face is stupid.”
Your mum is stupid!”
“Nuh-uh! Your mum is stupid!” Hugo retaliated. I opened my mouth to retort, but stopped to ponder the truth behind his words.
“You’re right, she is.”

3323 96
15 chapter.fifteen Crescents.

Oh my god, someone please hit me.
 

5258 97
16 chapter.sixteen Bewildered.

 “Nicky, you know that filter that’s supposed to go between your brain and your mouth?” Burly cut across.
“…yeah?”
“Perhaps you should invest in one.”
Blondie nodded vigorously. “I’ll definitely look into that.”
I smacked a hand to my forehead. Merlin’s striped trousers, these boys are completely wacko. 

4112 84
17 chapter.seventeen Wild.

Why do all my friends find the need to curse up an F-Storm every time they’ve been pissed off? Does this say something about my pattern of friend-preferences? I think it does. I feel like this is a direct reflection of my personality and I should be worried.

Meh.

Maybe tomorrow.

4102 77
18 chapter.eighteen Gone.

 “I’ll be really naked! Did you know I have abs? I have really strong abs! In fact, they’re almost like rocks –”
“Blue, shut up and go shower.”
“But my abs –!”
“GO!”

5502 95
19 chapter.nineteen - Catch.

Look at me, I’m such a ninja.
Double win. Of awesomeness. With nutella on top.
Bam.

3914 135
20 chapter.twenty Adrenaline.

I sniffed disdainfully, wracking my brains for a suitable comeback.
“Yes.”

What a brilliant testament to my outstanding wit.

2685 76
21 chapter.twentyone Mates.

“I’m thinking of expressing my devotion to Emma via the medium of interpretive dance.”

5326 125
22 chapter.twentytwo Stone.

 The Gods seem to have been particularly bored today.

4254 81
23 chapter.twentythree Cold.

Rose is like…a dormant volcano. She’ll be all sweet and lovely one second and then the next – bam, she’s gone psycho and suddenly everything’s on fire.

True story.

6506 110
24 chapter.twentyfour - Checkmate.

“Stalking me, Potter?”

He flashed another grin. “You caught me. I suppose I’ll have to give back the naked pictures and stop coming into your room at night to watch you sleep. But I won’t, so, let’s get back to the topic at hand here before you incarcerate me for distracting you.”

3848 164




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