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Keeping Up Appearances by meadowlarks_cries

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 15
Chapters: 13
Words: 50409
Characters: Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Genre(s): Drama, Fluff, Humor
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Lily/OC, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2010.01.23
Last Published Chapter: 2012.10.14
Last Updated: 2012.10.14
Favorite Story Of: 18 users
Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse

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Life as a teenage witch is not all that its cracked up to be. Especially when: Your hair is the color and texture of a brillo pad, your face is covered with freckles which make you look like you didn't wash your face after a mud bath, and finally the guy you love is clueless. Desperate times call for desperate measures...

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Brillo Pads and Pumpkin Juice

Good hair is the most important thing while trying to hook a guy--which is why its time for my hair to meet its maker.

2547 5

Animals belong in the zoo. Please keep them off the Quidditch field.

3745 1
3 Great Hall of Humiliation

A whale is a beautiful animal, especially when dressed in a ninja outfit.

4022 1
4 Fire(whiskey)works

When committing a crime which will get you expelled or brutally murdered by your potions professor, it is best to choose a partner who does not piss you off.

2337 1
5 Cupcake Wars

One cupcake, baked to perfection with creamy pink frosting and a strawberry on top! Guarantees one apology accepted. Warning: If given to a hungover Potter, plan may backfire.

2817 1
6 Act Naturally

Wait guys gossip...shirtless?? Why did I not know this before?!

4526 4
7 Match Mates in Hell

Attention ladies, please note that clothes are supposed to cover you body. Gentlemen, after you have broken up with a girl, please refrain from being a jerk, thank you. 

4604 0
8 Cold (and warm) Shoulders

Please note that cold weather has the magical ability to make people fall in love with the wrong people, in addition to making their noses fall off. 

4588 0
9 Masked Intentions

 Masks can be deceiving...of course alcohol, darkness, and the insane plans of teenage girls doesn’t help.

4142 2
10 The Aftermath

 Halloween was...rather interesting...

4660 0
11 Double Trouble

Double dates are awkward. So are girlfriends the family hates. Scorpius is cool though (and hot)!

4714 0
12 The Lockdown

 Lockers are a great place to store valuables...and people.

3287 0
13 Missing the Action

 My oh my, these kids really give the portraits plenty to gossip about!

4420 0

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