| ||Rating: Mature||Story Reviews: 15|
Characters: Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC
Genre(s): Drama, Fluff, Humor
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Lily/OC, Rose/Scorpius, James/OC, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress|
First Published: 2010.01.23
Last Published Chapter: 2012.10.14
Last Updated: 2012.10.14
Favorite Story Of: 18 users
| ||Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse|
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Life as a teenage witch is not all that its cracked up to be. Especially when: Your hair is the color and texture of a brillo pad, your face is covered with freckles which make you look like you didn't wash your face after a mud bath, and finally the guy you love is clueless. Desperate times call for desperate measures...
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|1||Brillo Pads and Pumpkin Juice
Good hair is the most important thing while trying to hook a guy--which is why its time for my hair to meet its maker.
Animals belong in the zoo. Please keep them off the Quidditch field.
|3||Great Hall of Humiliation
A whale is a beautiful animal, especially when dressed in a ninja outfit.
When committing a crime which will get you expelled or brutally murdered by your potions professor, it is best to choose a partner who does not piss you off.
One cupcake, baked to perfection with creamy pink frosting and a strawberry on top! Guarantees one apology accepted. Warning: If given to a hungover Potter, plan may backfire.
Wait guys gossip...shirtless?? Why did I not know this before?!
|7||Match Mates in Hell
Attention ladies, please note that clothes are supposed to cover you body. Gentlemen, after you have broken up with a girl, please refrain from being a jerk, thank you.
|8||Cold (and warm) Shoulders
Please note that cold weather has the magical ability to make people fall in love with the wrong people, in addition to making their noses fall off.
Masks can be deceiving...of course alcohol, darkness, and the insane plans of teenage girls doesn’t help.
Halloween was...rather interesting...
Double dates are awkward. So are girlfriends the family hates. Scorpius is cool though (and hot)!
Lockers are a great place to store valuables...and people.
|13||Missing the Action
My oh my, these kids really give the portraits plenty to gossip about!
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