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Love, Life and Lists by dream_BIG

 
Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 90
 
Chapters: 5
Words: 13594
Characters: Lupin, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Marauders
Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
Status: Abandoned
First Published: 2009.07.13
Last Published Chapter: 2010.03.18
Last Updated: 2010.03.18
Favorite Story Of: 62 users
 
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature

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JAW-DROPPING BANNER BY MADELINE_ROSEXOXO!!
Aria Monroe's To-Do List:
1. Eat. 
2. Somehow get Lily to fall in love with James. Should be easy, right? WRONG.
3. Continue hating Sirius Black with every bone in your body. Avoid him as much as possible, glare a whole lot, cheerfully plot his death, etc...
4. Survive through Binns' class. Note: This is easier said than done.
5...and maybe pencil in that killer Transfiguration essay.

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Top Ten Reasons Why My Life Sucks

Pettigrew was stroking a chunk of cheese.
…um…okay, then.
Stroking cheese…why not?
That is definitely not alarming behavior. Not at all. People stroke cheese all the time. It's perfectly normal. 
...sarcasm, for those of you who have the mental capabilities equivalent to those of Sirius Black.
Peter Pettigrew is a freak of nature. I rest my case.

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2 Reasons Why I Hate Sirius Black

Over the years, I have perfected the art of fake-sleeping, a talent I use when:
-I don’t feel like doing something
-I no longer want to be a part of a conversation
-I’m tired of Lily’s obsession over school and learning. I mean, seriously, it’s just school, big deal. Who cares?

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3 Rewind And Review

I like my little nicknames. See, Black’s ‘devil incarnate’ (he used to be ‘boy I am totally in love with’ but I changed that), Lily’s ‘crazy, fiery redhead girl’, James is ‘hopeless romantic with crazy hair’, Remus is ‘nice guy with the insane rabbit’, and Peter is ‘weirdo’. Yeah, yeah, so maybe I wasn’t as original for Peter, but, frankly, he doesn’t deserve any more than three seconds of thought.

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4 Top Ten Ways to Kill Sirius Black

“Your stupidity is astounding.”

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5 ...Part Two

I mentally reviewed the possible retorts I could give:
1) Sarcastic “Riiight.”
2) Sardonic laughter (always effective)
3) Snort and roll of eyes, along with a scornful “Not.”
4) Gangsta “Syyke!” (note: works best when wearing a hoodie)

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