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The Cookie Monster by Flutterbydream

Rating: 15+ 
Story Reviews: 101
Chapters: 6
Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Pettigrew, OC
Genre(s): General, Humor, Romance
Era: Marauders
Pairings: Sirius/OC, James/Lily
 
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2009.02.26
Last Published Chapter: 2009.11.06
Last Updated: 2009.11.06

Favorite Story Of: 93 users
Warnings: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

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Ruby Moore is absolutely normal.
 
No question about it.

“You have a problem Ruby” She spoke with a voice full of authority. 

“What?” 

“You just stormed in here, armed with a metal spoon, looking absolutely delusional because of a cookie” 


Except for that.


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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews
1 “My Honeydukes’ double chocolate chunky cookies with fudge squares and little mini marshmallows!”

Chest heaving, I finally arrived at the Gryffindor table and spotted the red haired, cookie stealing, excuse for a best friend. Grabbing a spoon off an unsuspecting second year I stormed towards Lily, showers of milk flying of the metal utensil.

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2 “I am Ruby Moore, queen of witty banter, sharp comebacks and amazing insults."

“What are you doing?” I place my hands on my hips and do a very good impression of an L’Oreal advert with my hair. 

I can practically hear the house elves whisper “Because you’re worth it”.

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3 "James' chicken bum hair"

“Do you mind?” I snap, glaring at his hand, which was slowly inching towards the spine of the book. He smirks, and snatches the book off the shelf. 

“No, not at all.”

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4 “It’s professor McGonagall’s birthday!”

“Is there any reason why you two are trying to disrupt my class?” said Professor Slughorn.

“No Sir, Ruby and I just had a disagreement.” 

“Yes Sir. He thinks the lipstick shade that best compliments his skin is pink, while I think he’s more a coral. What do you think?”

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5 "I'm as light as a feather!"

“Nothing to see here; go back to your homework, I don’t want to be held responsible for you failing school. Take Lily as an example and you can never go wrong!” 

“Be quiet, Ruby.” Peter laughs and pulls me back down on to Brian.

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6 "I was tied to a chair by a group of mad, control-craving elves."

I love baking. There’s just something about sticking your hands in an uncooked mixture that really entertains me. What can I say? I’m strange.

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