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The Quidditch Commandments: Ravenclaw by The Phantom

 
Rating: 15+Story Reviews: 719
 
Chapters: 13
Words: 58630
Characters: Dumbledore, McGonagall, Snape, Fred, George, Oliver, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era: Hogwarts
Pairings: Other Pairing, OC/OC
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2008.05.28
Last Published Chapter: 2010.10.20
Last Updated: 2010.10.20
Favorite Story Of: 643 users
 
Advisory: Mild Language, Mild Violence, Scenes of a Mild Sexual Nature

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The Captain spot is up for grabs and it's mine. Sodding Samuels does not deserve it--for one, he sucks as fellow Beater, he's a prat Ravenclaw, and his dark mysterious, eyes aren't even that dreamy! Ughh, and I don't care if his muscles are to die for, either! I hate him to the point where bludgers aren't the only thing I want to beat on the Quidditch field.....now, if only he would stop looking at me like that...

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Hostility is Saved For the Opposing Team, Not Your Fellow Teammate

“Oh no, they’re at it again?!” Lee’s voice was appalled at the interruption of the eerie silence, now replaced by the incessant slams of rage between the two Ravenclaw Beaters. “SAMUELS! DOBBS! Quit it!! You’re supposed to be hitting the other players, not each other!”

1553 33
2 Never Show Your Weakness

I, Emma Dobbs a.k.a. ‘The Better Beater’ of Ravenclaw, am not attracted to him in the least bit; ughh gag me. An attraction between us is as unlikely as Dumbledore being gay! Ha!

2552 31
3 A Clever Strategy Includes Sabotage

“Everytime you and Jason are together….You both look as though you either want kill each other with excruciating brutality, or kiss each others’ face off with excruciating brutality.”

3081 26
4 Never Get Too Close To The Enemy

Suddenly, a figure enclosed my entire body, pushing me against the wall. I wanted to scream for help, because Samuels was committing sexual assault on me. But then, I realized that he was reaching for Davies’s broomstick, and I was just oh so conveniently in the way.

3844 56
5 Remember To Keep A Safe Distance Away From Your Opponent

“Well, let go of me, then!” I shrieked, looking like an impatient toddler attempting to escape the clutches of an evil nanny. “People may start to get the impression that you might actually like me.”

3832 58
6 Keep Your Teammates Close, Keep Your Enemies Closer

As his touch became hotter than a flame, I realized something utterly and impossibly inevitable: Jason Samuels was going to snog me.

4862 66
7 Challenges Are Made To Be Accepted, Not Refused

My eyes were fixed on him, as though doing that would help me read his thoughts. I used to just not even care what he said. Now I was having internal arguments about his every thought.


Hate him. More.

3513 62
8 Never Leave A Teammate Behind

Disbelief flooded through my veins. If I didn’t know any better, I would’ve thought that he just gave me an open invitation to snog him senseless.

7333 80
9 Players Must Bear The Consequences Of Their Actions

But I found that I could not move at all, nor did my body want to. I was torn between what I wanted and what my body wanted; I was in dire need to move a bit, but my body was content with its position.


In Samuels’s arms.


Kill me now.

4884 45
10 Minor Obstacles Affect the Game, Major Ones Altar It Entirely

Lust. I didn’t like it at all.

5196 76
11 You Can't Spell Teammates Without The Words 'Team' and 'Mates'

“Oh, come off it Davies,” Jill chuckled nervously, obviously trying to cover up the tension. It wasn’t working whatsoever. “Stretton isn’t really the new captain, is he?”

5720 51
12 The Only Interesting Game Plans are the Insane Ones

“Good.” Jacob smooth voice spoke in a naturally persuasive tone. Slowly, his eyes caught onto mine, looking straight at them. “Don’t break my brother’s heart, Dobbs.”

5344 60
13 Trust Your Own Instincts Before Anyone Else's

At least if I made Samuels mad, there would be some argument, and then furious snogging at the end of the tunnel.

Oh wow, did I seriously just base judgment on that?

Slag Nation, here I come.

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