| ||Rating: Mature||Story Reviews: 2285|
Characters: Teddy, Scorpius, Albus, James (II), Lily (II), Hugo, Rose, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Fluff, Humor, Romance
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress|
First Published: 2007.09.12
Last Published Chapter: 2009.05.01
Last Updated: 2009.05.01
Favorite Story Of: 1646 users
| ||Advisory: Strong Language, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme, Contains Spoilers|
|The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Next Generation (2008)|
2008 Dobby Winner :: Best Next Gen | 2009 SAYS Award Winner :: Best Humor
I'm James Sirius Potter, Cap'n of the Gryffindor Quidditch team of 2021-2022. *non-12+ removed by staff*. Unfortunately, I've recently noticed that the Gryffies' lovable tomboy, Tegan Llewellyn, has some very excellent legs and an adorable sampling of freckles on her nose, which I find distracting...
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|1||The Numerous and Constantly Multiplying Weasley Clan
James meddles in the affairs of J.D. and Rose, but none of his kinsmen and kinswomen are eager to get invovled.
|2||Wise Advice From The Dobster
James holds a pre-season meeting of the Gryffies, no one cares, and Dobby Longbottom offers some advice.
|3||A Snog, An Imagination Journal, & A Chanting Mob
James and Tegan go on a mission, there is an attempted abduction of the Imagination Journal, and Quidditch tryouts yield some unsurprising results.
|4||How Aberystwyth Can Reflect A Girlís Internal Strife
The Gryffies play hangwizard, Tegan is disappointed, and there is a successful abduction of the Imagination Journal.
|5||Donít Bother Praying To The Quidditch Deity
James and the Gryffies talk nutrition and emotionally scarring experiences, engage in semi-heretical practices, and battle the Slytherin Quidditch Team.
|6||Pickiní Fights With Slytherins
James confronts a Slytherin who has done wrong by his one true love, and bickers with J.D.
|7||Thatís So Albus!
Tegan is cranky, James is overprotective, and the Gryffies try to start a new fad.
|8||Mano a Womano
James has his first session with his Psychological Healer, discovers just how bitter fifteen-year-olds can be, and wins a wrestling match.
|9||Like The Cry Of A Terminally Ill Cat
James reminisces, Tegan goes halfsies, and they both manage to escape from the eighth circle of hell.
|10||Flight of the Dawlish
The Gryffies debate minute grammatica, Dawlish gives up, and a new teacher joins the staff.
Teddy Lupin is a hollaback girl, Snorky Scamander is angry, and Tegan is a player (but not what you think).
|12||Ay, Thereís The Rub
Snorky gains notoriety, V.O.L.D.E.M.O.R.T. gains some unlikely supporters, and Ms. Richelieu-Llewellyn opens a can of worms.
|13||The Fraudulent Magician
Huw has discovered his true calling, Dobby questions the very crux of Jamesís motives, and Snorky has four resolutions to share.
J.D. attacks, Professor Longbottom comes up one eye short, and there is a Happy Days reference.
|15||On Ne Sait Jamais
The Gryffies plan, Hagrid bakes, and a challenge is made.
|16||Let The Sound Take You Away
H.U.W. rides, Rhys instructs, and Tegan is a bit randy.
|17||Make Your Own Kind Of Music
Rhys apologises, the bands battle, and Lewd Wig is assaulted.
|18||The Phoenix and the Turtle
James shops, J.D. walks out, and someone pops a question.
Tegan narrates, Disapparates, and deliberates.
|20||The Jacobean Faction
D. Francis Longbottom publishes his magnum opus, Snorky gives an interview, and James throws an impressive temper tantrum.
|21||Lupus in Fabula
Arlie quits, Tegan hugs, and Snorky makes an announcement.
|22||The Epoch of Incredulity
J.D. spazzes, Micah harasses, and someone walks in on somebody else naked.
J.D. goes undercover, James orders the lobster, and someone is arrested for treason.
|24||Boom Goes The Dynamite
Dobby Longbottom sets up shop, Micah needs somebody to love, and we discover what Tegan has in common with "Tricky Dick" Nixon.
The gang debates the nature of a zombie apocalypse, Micah has a new admirer, and Snorky ruins everything.
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