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The World, Biscuits And Sirius Black According To Nellie O’Neill. by SexyDoorFrames

 
Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 1526
 
Chapters: 30
Words: 129484
Characters: Lupin, Snape, Sirius, Lily, James, Regulus, Pettigrew, OC, OtherCanon
Genre(s): Drama, Humor, Romance
Era: Marauders
Pairings: Sirius/OC, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2007.08.18
Last Published Chapter: 2011.07.19
Last Updated: 2011.10.25
Favorite Story Of: 1260 users
 
Advisory: Strong Language, Strong Violence, Scenes of a Sexual Nature, Substance Use or Abuse, Sensitive Topic/Issue/Theme

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The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Marauders (2011)


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Nellie's life was pretty simple until Izzie threw that quill at Sirius Blacks head. 

Dobby Award Winner for Best Marauders 2011!

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Izzie, Quills, Biscuits And Me

“Do you usually carry biscuits around in your bag?”

3290 110
2 Apples, Quidditch, Pans And Me

“…How can a girl who can’t walk into a straight line catch something while on a broom?” Izzie pondered out loud. “It’s a wonder.”

2881 70
3 Talks, Detention, Marauders And Me

Yes, you guessed right. Sirius, James, Remus and Peter already sitting in Professor Binns class room. They gave a little wave but I ignored it and I glared before sitting as far as I could away from them. They always seem to get me in trouble you see.

2805 49
4 Feelings, Past, Memories And Me

Unwillingly and somehow bizarrely it eventually it bloomed into romance. Hatred leads to obsession, obsession leads to love. It was a circle people were doomed to follow.

5037 62
5 Rain, Food, Songs And Me

"It's cause it gives off a better impression, when you’re weighed down with your shiny possession"

3200 53
6 Fights, Bonds, Sorry And Me

“We deserve everything you give us. Hit us if you like. Hex us to a oblivion, but please just don’t be nice...” Sirius trailed off.

3835 52
7 Moments, Jealously, Hogsmeade And Me

“Where is that smile?” He asked.

“Gone to Timbuktu.” I responded.

4079 55
8 Names, Wishes, Hallowe’en And Me

“And what is Bill A Bob Bon Bon?”

2810 44
9 Matches, Letters, Reunions and Me

How are things with you and camel? I hope he isn’t upsetting you any more my sweetie lump lump. You deserve lots of fabulous.

4574 46
10 Brothers, Duels, Arguments And Me

Sirius shrugged, avoiding the question, “I just asked why.”

3278 50
11 Hypocrites, Break-ups, Firewhiskey’s and Me

"Calm down Izzie."

3604 48
12 Reasons, Snow, Kettles And Me

This argument resulted with Izzie having me in a headlock while pulling my hair and demanding that I take my comment back.

I did of course.

I don’t have a death wish.

5404 43
13 Attacks, Relationships, Sleepovers And Me

“Back in a minute.” I walked back over to the door. “Agent Jelly, to Agent Sour and Agent Like, the coast is clear. The rhinos are wearing the tutus.” Izzie opened the door.

“You know Nellie, you never make sense.” Izzie sighed. “Next time, before you go In all agent like, least let us pick our names. Agent Sour?”

“It’s because if you arrange it, it is a question!” I beamed, “Like Sour Jelly?”

“You’re ridiculous.”

5151 47
14 Potters, Dresses, Budgies And Me

I shrugged, “I can’t help it, most of it is the truth anyway.”

Sirius sighed, clearly frustrated about something, “Well, I think different.” He finally said after a few moments of silence.

3910 43
15 Parties, Almost, Betrayals And Me

“Go on then.” I whispered, almost daring him.

4570 98
16 Confusion, Friends, Reasons And Me

I sat across from him and picked up a CD. Interesting, James has The Wombles CD, I thought that was only me.

5509 56
17 Stories, Sarah, Gobstones And Me

“Smelly Nellie is my personal favourite though.”

5791 53
18 Breakables, Revenge, Plans And Me

“What with?”

“Spaghetti.”

5496 17
19 Punches, Kicks, Dates And Me

“No-” Sirius cut himself off, he put the bracelet back in my palm, “It’s yours Nellie. I don’t want it.”

5642 16
20 Pranks, Smurfs, Trouble And Me

“You’re right.” Sirius replied. “We’re vampires. Would you like to join our coven?”

5504 63
21 Caldrons, Water Fights, Apologies And Me

Sirius shook his head, “I wasn’t howling.” He argued, “Just a moment of confusion.”

4555 16
22 Moss, Dungeons, Revelations and Me

“This is the best party that I’ve ever been to.” Izzie muttered. “I’m going to die and I blame the male population in this room.”

4412 40
23 Freaks, Butter face’s, No Jokes and Me

“You annoy me all the time.”

3533 17
24 Izzie’s Mentality, Barney, Fairy’s And Me

Izzie came over, her cape flowing madly behind her. “The fish is out of the water!”

5482 28
25 Showers, Gertrude, Clive And Me

“I don’t want to become an auntie to Gertrude and Clive.” I cried out.

2108 34
26 Puns, Truths, Crawling And Me

One time, a grape ended up in my right nostril, and I didn’t put it there…

6082 29
27 Wake ups, Shake ups, Smash ups And Me

“I didn’t know you guys were going to turn into the witch doctor.”

6593 38
28 Home Truths, Zombies, Falling Apart And Me

I was exploding and she was drowning.

4924 45
29 Therapy, Wally, Hair Care And Me

Was I that easy to guess?

3239 43
30 Fragile Hope, Twists, Promises And Me

 “I promise we’ll sort this out.”

2186 161




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