| Ch. # |
Chapter Title |
Word Count |
Reviews |
| 1 |
Keep Your Hands to Yourself
In which Ze packs for school, engages in illegal broomstick activity, and is assaulted by her gran.
|
3612 |
203 |
| 2 |
There's No Place Like Home...
in which Ze is reunited with her schoolmates, sees James Potter in someone else's underpants, and discovers that you shouldn't make promises you don't want to keep...
|
3645 |
155 |
| 3 |
One Should Always Change One's Socks
in which Ze attempts to keep the peace, enforce regular laundering of James' clothes, and discovers that moving staircases are never good places to loiter.
|
3502 |
130 |
| 4 |
Of the Hair Bowed and the Harebrained
in which Ze encounters an irate Slughorn, provides some insight into the frightening world of the female psyche (well, Dorcas's psyche...), and discovers how Professor Kettleburn came to have only one eye...
|
4400 |
141 |
| 5 |
Double Entendre
in which Divination is decidedly disturbing and Ze searches for Sirius', er...knob.
|
3783 |
154 |
| 6 |
Violence Is Not the Answer... Most of the Time
in which James manages not to drool, Sirius is appropriately Byronic, and Gran Meridian wreaks havoc from afar
|
4614 |
149 |
| 7 |
Everyone Has Their Limit
in which Ze faces down McGonogall, Rob gets a nasty surprise, and everything goes to hell
|
4123 |
124 |
| 8 |
Logical Reasoning and Other Theraputic Measures
in which Sirius goes sneaking, Ze lets it all out, and some surprising reveleations are had.
|
5711 |
114 |
| 9 |
Like Taking Candy From a...Rob?
in which James makes a mistake (well, several, actually), Lily lays down the law (sort of), and Sirius is the voice of reason (didn't see that one coming, did you?)
|
2997 |
112 |
| 10 |
A Pervy Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
in which subterfuge appears, euphemisms abound, and the blokes philosophise...after a fashion.
|
6778 |
175 |
| 11 |
Only Fools Have Good Intentions...
in which Clive woos his lady, the Slytherins make an appearance, and Ze resorts to theivery (for a good cause, of course...)
|
6418 |
133 |
| 12 |
Putting the Nick Back In Knickers
in which Peter has a reckoning, Sirius and James undertake a mission, and Ze does something her mother probably warned her never to do...
|
7279 |
170 |
| 13 |
They Say That Truth Gives You Wings...
in which everyone is an ineffectual tit, the author explores the world of Rapid Scene Changes, and Ze's knickers do her an enormous favour...of sorts.
|
5979 |
162 |
| 14 |
...But Who Needs Wings When You've Got a Broomstick?
in which Ze learns the power of the unbelievable truth, Remus gets a nasty shock, and Sirius makes a potentially fatal mistake...
|
6383 |
204 |
| 15 |
A Bit Off the Bottom
in which Sirius goes over the edge (quite literally), Lily learns the truth (essentially), and Ze falls prey to that most sinister of sirens: self-improvement
|
8389 |
156 |
| 16 |
She Wants Revenge
in which everyone supposes, Ze and Sirius have a clandestine adventure, and Dorcas begins to plot
|
8454 |
132 |
| 17 |
Taking A Tumble
in which Signs appear, Ze goes bowlling, and life returns to that curiously frightening state: normality
|
8744 |
135 |
| 18 |
Unravelling At The Seams
in which the guys have a bit of trouble, Ze is confused, and Dorcas passes notes
|
4654 |
165 |
| 19 |
By Now, You Should Know Better
in which exercise is taken, mistakes are repeated, and Mrs Norris has a date.
|
9733 |
168 |
| 20 |
Village Idiots
in which Remus sleuths, Colin flirts, and Sirius tries things on for size
|
9102 |
156 |
| 21 |
A Bone To Pick
in which Remus Explains, Ze Investigates, and Sirius comes to, er, a point
|
7251 |
173 |
| 22 |
A Little Birdie Told Me
in which Allister reneges, Slughorn lectures, and Ze gets quite a surprise
|
8488 |
134 |
| 23 |
Flower Power
in which Dorcas charts, Claudia connives, and Colin Cross makes his move
|
11626 |
170 |
| 24 |
The Quivering Member
in which Sirius has a near miss, Ze scores a direct hit, and Remus takes the fall
|
10740 |
156 |
| 25 |
Garden Variety
in which the Usefulness of Man is debated, James explains, and chaos abounds
|
11905 |
183 |
| 26 |
Kiss and Tell
in which Lily advises, Ze gets surprised and Serena has very nice dreams
|
5986 |
335 |
| 27 |
Save the Date
in which Colin runs, Ze walks and Sirius sits alarmingly still
|
14155 |
238 |
| 28 |
It Begs the Question
in which angst is explored, Sirius paces, and Ze contemplates the decorative scheme
|
7092 |
197 |
| 29 |
So the Story Goes
in which Sirius dreams, Dorcas schemes and Ze wonders what the hell it all means
|
12306 |
184 |
| 30 |
No More We Go A-Roving
in which Hogwarts is explored, the broom cupboards are audited, and the prefects make out like bandits...
|
13368 |
215 |
| 31 |
Come On Hide Your Lovers
in which Plots are Plotted, Epiphanies are had, and there is a Reckoning
|
12138 |
256 |
| 32 |
The Equilibrists
in which an adventure is begun, the plot thickens, and dreams really do come true
|
10992 |
225 |
| 33 |
Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates
in which disaster is courted, honour is defended, and a Sister is revealed
|
11451 |
218 |
| 34 |
The Bluebird Effect
in which Rob discovers Reason, Jack writes a letter, and love is in the air...literally
|
15575 |
329 |
| 35 |
The Art of War: Part Un
in which Ze decides, Rob connives, and creatures arise from the deep
|
11154 |
15 |
| 36 |
The Art of War: Part Deux
in which an Alliance is born, a secret is revealed and Serena gets what she deserves
|
15836 |
18 |
| 37 |
I Knew a Woman, Lovely in Her Bones: Part I
in which things Begin, there is much confusion, and Lily flips the switch
|
10805 |
24 |
| 38 |
I Knew a Woman, Lovely in Her Bones: Part II
in which things Begin, there is much confusion, and Lily flips the switch
|
5702 |
15 |
| 39 |
World Enough and Time: Part I
in which the Plot goes missing, Feelings are discussed, and far too much advice is given
|
12544 |
19 |
| 40 |
World Enough and Time: Part II
in which a Line is crossed, James speaks up, and there is entirely too much chaos
|
7986 |
650 |