In which Ze packs for school, engages in illegal broomstick activity, and is assaulted by her gran.

in which Ze is reunited with her schoolmates, sees James Potter in someone else's underpants, and discovers that you shouldn't make promises you don't want to keep...

in which Ze attempts to keep the peace, enforce regular laundering of James' clothes, and discovers that moving staircases are never good places to loiter.

in which Ze encounters an irate Slughorn, provides some insight into the frightening world of the female psyche (well, Dorcas's psyche...), and discovers how Professor Kettleburn came to have only one eye...

in which Divination is decidedly disturbing and Ze searches for Sirius', er...knob.

in which James manages not to drool, Sirius is appropriately Byronic, and Gran Meridian wreaks havoc from afar

in which Ze faces down McGonogall, Rob gets a nasty surprise, and everything goes to hell

in which Sirius goes sneaking, Ze lets it all out, and some surprising reveleations are had.

in which James makes a mistake (well, several, actually), Lily lays down the law (sort of), and Sirius is the voice of reason (didn't see that one coming, did you?)

in which subterfuge appears, euphemisms abound, and the blokes philosophise...after a fashion.

in which Clive woos his lady, the Slytherins make an appearance, and Ze resorts to theivery (for a good cause, of course...)

in which Peter has a reckoning, Sirius and James undertake a mission, and Ze does something her mother probably warned her never to do...

in which everyone is an ineffectual tit, the author explores the world of Rapid Scene Changes, and Ze's knickers do her an enormous favour...of sorts.

in which Ze learns the power of the unbelievable truth, Remus gets a nasty shock, and Sirius makes a potentially fatal mistake...

in which Sirius goes over the edge (quite literally), Lily learns the truth (essentially), and Ze falls prey to that most sinister of sirens: self-improvement

in which everyone supposes, Ze and Sirius have a clandestine adventure, and Dorcas begins to plot

in which Signs appear, Ze goes bowlling, and life returns to that curiously frightening state: normality

in which the guys have a bit of trouble, Ze is confused, and Dorcas passes notes

in which exercise is taken, mistakes are repeated, and Mrs Norris has a date.

in which Remus sleuths, Colin flirts, and Sirius tries things on for size

in which Remus Explains, Ze Investigates, and Sirius comes to, er, a point

in which Allister reneges, Slughorn lectures, and Ze gets quite a surprise

in which Dorcas charts, Claudia connives, and Colin Cross makes his move

in which Sirius has a near miss, Ze scores a direct hit, and Remus takes the fall

in which the Usefulness of Man is debated, James explains, and chaos abounds

in which Lily advises, Ze gets surprised and Serena has very nice dreams

in which Colin runs, Ze walks and Sirius sits alarmingly still

in which angst is explored, Sirius paces, and Ze contemplates the decorative scheme

in which Sirius dreams, Dorcas schemes and Ze wonders what the hell it all means

in which Hogwarts is explored, the broom cupboards are audited, and the prefects make out like bandits...

in which Plots are Plotted, Epiphanies are had, and there is a Reckoning

in which an adventure is begun, the plot thickens, and dreams really do come true

in which disaster is courted, honour is defended, and a Sister is revealed

in which Rob discovers Reason, Jack writes a letter, and love is in the air...literally

in which Ze decides, Rob connives, and creatures arise from the deep

in which an Alliance is born, a secret is revealed and Serena gets what she deserves

in which things Begin, there is much confusion, and Lily flips the switch

in which things Begin, there is much confusion, and Lily flips the switch

in which the Plot goes missing, Feelings are discussed, and far too much advice is given

in which a Line is crossed, James speaks up, and there is entirely too much chaos