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Forever is in your eyes by mione
Chapter 5 : Hello, I\'m Fuzzy monkey, and you are...
 
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*{A/N} I really wish I could control my bloody mind...*

Harry and Hermione were still snogging in the closet {A/N how'd ya figure that out...} and Ron had forgotten how mad he was at them and began planning his fuzzy monkey on tour thing.

"So first, mum sends me the costume. Next, I try it on and practice lines. Lastly, I run around the school yelling out the lines I've been practicing about Ron, the fuzzy monkey." Ron muttered. I'll just get so much attention...
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Meanwhile, Ginny had given Ron the slip, now roamed the corridors attempting to get into the empty classroom Draco had told her about. Here it is. Ginny thought and turned into it.

"Virginia, where have you been?" Draco whispered in her ear.
"My brother kept me waiting. Now what'm I here for..."
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In the common room, Ron spent an hour trying to write a rational letter to his mum explaining why he wants a fuzzy monkey suit with a homemade tail.

Dear Mum,
I was just wondering if you would knit me a fuzzy monkey suit with a homemade tail for my birthday. I would really enjoy having one so i can experience the joys of the muggle holiday halliweeen.
-Ron

Well, I think that's perfect. Ron thought. Just at that moment, Harry and Hermione came striding down the stairs. Hermione's hair was rumpled slightly and Harry's glasses had been knocked askew and it seemed as though he either didn't notice, or had no time to fix them.

Hermione bent over Ron's shoulder to see if he was writing anything about her and Harry in the closet. As she straightened out, Harry observed the horrified look on her face and asked, "What's wrong 'Mione?"

"Harry, I think our relationship just drove Ron insane!" Hermione exclaimed pushing Harry forward to read the letter.

"Fuzzy monkey...homemade tail... Hermione I think you're absolutely correct!" Harry agreed with his girlfriend immediatley, not out of love, but out of truth. "Ron, I think you've gone insane!"

"What're you talking about Harry, this is something I've wanted to do for ages! From now on, please refer to me as Mister Fuzzy Monkey with a home made tail." Ron said triumphently.

"Ron, I refuse to call you that. It's ridiculous and if you don't get up now, I'm going to Dumbledore to tell him about this so he can do something about it." Hermione said and turned to Harry. "Harry, I'm really worried about him. I hope Dumbledore doesn't think he'll need to go to St. Mungo's... That would be absolutely awful!"

"Don't worry 'Mione, I'll make sure Ron is okay in the end." Harry said. I hadn't thought of the whole health issue. What if Ron does need to go to St. Mungo's? Oh great! I need to learn to control my anxiety. PROFESSOR DUMBLEDORE! MY BEST FRIEND'S GONE INSANE!


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