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Something In The Red by slytherinsangel
Chapter 4 : Breakfast Fun
 
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Something In The Red

Chapter 4: Breakfast Fun



And now for your feature presentation. *very loudly* Dundundun dundundundundun *mom comes in wat are you doing. Oh nothing mom. muwhahahahahaha*



*****


I woke up extra early for my second show. Actually I still had an hour to sleep but Lavender and Parvati were too excited. Hermione sat up groggily in her bed while her roommates kept talking.

“I can’t wait to see their faces when they see your real performance,” Parvati said trying not to giggle.

“Yeah and imagine their faces when they realize that last night was only a preview of the new Hermione.”

I finally got up and walked over too my new wardrobe and got out a new school outfit. Almost all my old clothes had been stored away. I glanced at Parvati and lavender’s part of the closet. I thought it was amazing before that they fit all those clothes each into that little closet. At the end of first year, they finally told me that they had used an expanding spell. Then I went to the bathroom and got ready for the day and the final show.

When I came back out Lavender and Parvati had already left. I was glad about that. They were a bit annoying at times.

I am still in shock that Lavender and Parvati, the Gryffindor female sluts, were helping me Hermione Cescily Granger, the bookworm, get the guy of my dreams. The other two Gryffindor sluts are Seamus and Harry. Seamus wasn’t much of a surprise. He had all was always a bit fruity.

I was surprised when I found out Harry was a slut. Had only gone out with one person, before. Sorry I can’t tell you who it is because we made a pact that we don’t mention the name outside our little annual meetings. That person broke his heart and for some reason started banging anyone he could get. He even tried to get me but I told him no. When he wouldn’t let it go that was when I admitted to him that I liked Ron.

I looked over to check the clock it was already 8:10. Breakfast starts at 8:30. I better hurry. On my way out I looked at the mirror. Today I had my red plaid low rise hip huggers with a black tank top. They had allowed us to wear whatever we wanted starting this year as long as we had our house robes and no inappropriate clothes.

I started down to the Great Hall not going too fast because I was too caught up in thought. In the back of my head I knew I was gonna be late. But with a grand entrance like that will just make the show even better.


*****


I swung the doors open and everyone stared. I was finally used to that. I flung both of my hands into the air, that was the signal for Parvati to start the music.

I started down the center of the Great Hall And started to dance. That’s when the little voice in the back of my head start shouting ‘Heyy this is a bigger crowd than last time. I don’t think you can do this.’ But I had to go on.

I started to sing:

‘Tell you what I did last night
I came home, say, around a quater to three
Still so high
Hypnotized
In a trance
>From the body its, so butter and brown and tantalizing
You woulda thought I needed help from this feeling that I felt
So shook I had to catch my breath

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?’


The Gryffindor boys were cheering me on. The Same that they did last night. Professor Snape looked furious. Then to top it off Dumbledore just held an hand up and mumbled something like ‘lets just wait and see what happens’. The boys from the other houses were in shock.

‘I tried and I tried to avoid
but this thing was happening
Swollow my pride
Let it ride and party
But this body felt just like mines
I got worried
I looked over to the left
A reflection of myself
That's why I couldn't catch my breath

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face(or is it Legs)
Oh my’


Finally boys from the other houses were starting to have fun. And Hermione was defiantly having fun because she was dancing up a storm. I heard some guys saying something but I couldn’t really hear over the music. I didn’t really pay attention to them either.

Then Lavender came over and began to sing her part.
‘(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was looking so good I couldn't reject myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was feeling so good I had to touch myself
(I looked over to the left)
Umm I was eyein my thighs butter pecan brown
(I looked over to the left)
Umm comin outta my shirt and then the skirt came down’


Then I took back over and moved over towards Ron. And started to give him another lap dance like the night before. Despite all the moans of disappointment and cat calls. Lavender went back and sat down next to Parvati and tried not to laugh.

‘Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?

Oops, there goes my shirt up over my head
Oh my
Oops, there goes my skirt dropin' to my feet
Oh my
Ooh, some kinda touch careesing my face
Oh my
Ooh I'm turning red
Who could this be?

Ooh My’

I ended the song and sat down infront of Ron on the Gryffindor table. The music started to fade but I new it wasn’t over. The music started up again and I started to sing again. And I started bopping back and forth.
‘I love you a bushel and a peck
bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck
hug around the neck and a barrel in a heap
barrel in a heap and I’m talking in my sleep
about you’
Then Parvati and Lavender jumped up. And said.
‘About you’
I sang
‘about you’
Then they said:
‘my heart is leapin I’m havin trouble sleepin’
I continued as I jumped off the tableand went back to the center of the Great Hall skipping.
‘Cuz I love you a bushel and a peck
you bet your pretty neck I do’

Then we started to sing ‘doodle oodle oodle doodle oodle oodle doodle oodle ooo’ with that Lavender and Parvati ran out of the Great Hall. I turned to go with them.
I stopped at the door, turned around and ended the song. ‘Buh bye now’ I gave a little giggle and ran out the hall.
The last thing I saw was Ron’s mouth hanging open. I can’t wait to hear what Ron has to say when we got to potions in an hour.

*****


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