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Something In The Red by slytherinsangel
Chapter 3 : Surprise Surprise
 
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Something In The Red

Chapter 3: Surprise Surprise




*****

“Noooo,” I heard Hermione scream. I saw her try to run back up to her dorm, but Lavender and Parvati stopped her. Then they pushed her in my direction.

That was when I noticed exactly what she was wearing. Before I h just realized that it was something I that I wouldn’t normally catch her wearing. The truth was she was wearing something that I would never even imagine her wearing.

She had on red leather pants. That type that are really tight but the get very loose around the knee. I think I heard Ginny call them low rise flares before. Well, besides that Hermione had on the brightest shirt I had ever seen. It was a bright gold half halter top. She had her wavy that mad her face stand out. Even though it was covered with all that make up. The make up looked like she put on all the make up she could get. It was very pleasing.

I was drooling any way despite all the make up. I thought that I was dreaming, more like a nightmare. I looked around the room to see if anyone else saw what I saw. There was a chance that I was seeing things. I did just come back from the Hospital Wing, with lots of injuries. They were staring too.

“Do you see what I see?” I asked Harry who had been playing me in Wizard’s Chess.

“I see Hermione wearing clothes that you couldn’t even pay her to wear. Trust me I have tried too pay her too. But something has got to be up. This is way beyond normal,” Harry said giving a smirk to Hermione. A smirk that didn’t seem trust worthy.

“I agree. Your right,” I said. Harry looked at me very surprised. “No. You perv. I mean this isn’t normal and something is going on.”

“Oh,” Harry said and suddenly looked ashamed of himself.

Hermione was still making her way over, very reluctantly. Actually Lavender and Parvati had to keep pushing her in my direction. When she was only about ten feet away that’s when it started.

“Hermione go for it now.” I heard Parvati say. Then bother her and lavender went down and sat in two seats next to each other. They had carefully chosen the best spot and reserved them, by putting up a sign and using a repealing charm.

I saw Hermione suck up all her fear and stood up straight. I saw lavender mutter something but couldn’t make it out. All of a sudden some music started. It was obvious that it was muggle music because everyone who didn’t live near muggles had no clue who it was.

Then it surprised me Hermione started to sing:

‘Dirrty
Filthy
Nasty
Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty... you ain't here to party!’


She sang very tight. Like she was going to die any minute. She started to dance.

‘Ladies move, gentlemen move
Somebody ring the alarm
A fire on the roof
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
I said ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)
Ring the alarm (And I'm throwin elbows)

Ooh, I'm overdue
Gimme some room, I'm comin' through
Paid my dues, I'm in the mood
Me and my girls gonna shake the room
DJ's spinnin (show your hands)
And let's get dirrty (that's my jam)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off’


Hermione started to move closer towards me still dancing. Even though she still looked like she was gonna die.

‘It's explosive, speakers are thumpin'
Still jumpin', 6 in the morning
Table dancin', glasses are crashin'
No question, time for some action!

Temperature's up (Can you feel it?)
'Bout to erupt (so get)
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...’


That’s when Fred and George decided to whistled to her. Then they got Lee Jordan too also. They obviously liked the show. A bit too much. I think I’ll have to set them straight once this is over.

‘Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival’


By then half the boys in the common room were cheering Hermione on. Personal note: seek revenge on half of the boys in the common room.

‘Ahh, heat is up
So ladies, fellas, drop your cups
Body's hot from front to back
Move your ass, I like that

Tight hip huggers (low fo' sho')
Shake a little somethin' (On the floor)
I need that ... to get me off
Sweatin' till my clothes come off’


With those few words every singe guy in the common room was cheering her on and telling her to come to them. By then Hermione was really getting into the song and dance, and was still slowly coming towards me. Personal note: seek revenge on every guy in the common room.

‘Let's get open, cause a commotion
We're still goin', 8 in the morning
There's no stoppin', we keep it poppin'
Hard rockin', everyone's talkin'

Be all you got (give it to me)
Just hit the spot
Gonna get my girls
Get your boys
Gonna make some noise...

Rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival’


Then Seamus decided to get up and try to grope Hermione. Luckily Lavender noticed him and stopped him before he could get to close to her. Personal note: Kill Seamus when we get to out dorm.

‘Here it comes
It's the one you been waitin' on
Get up, get it up
Yo, that's what's up
Givin' just what you want to the maximum
Uh oh
Here we go’

’You can tell when the music starts to drop
That's when we take it to the parking lot
And I betcha somebody's gonna call the cops
Uh oh's, here we go's
Ohh... yeahh...’


That was when Hermione finally was right in front of me. She touched my cheek and then climbed on top of my chair. And continued to dance.

‘Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival

Gonna get rowdy
Gonna get a little unruly
Get it fired up in a hurry
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty
Wanna get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival’


That’s when I realized exactly what she was doing. Then she jumped down and continued to dance. Personal note: tell Hermione to stop hanging around with Parvati and Lavender. I hope she knows they are two of the three biggest sluts in the school. Or should I say four now.

‘Wanna get rowdy
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party
Let's get a little unruly
Wanna get dressed in a hurry
Let's get dirrty
It's about time for my arrival’

As soon as she finished the song, she leaned in and kissed me on the cheek and ran into her dorm with Lavender and Parvati following.



*****

“Hermione, that was great,” Parvati said locking the door so no one else could get in.

“Yeah, she’s right it looked good to,” Lavender said.

“I have to admit that was fun. I was a bit scared at first, but it turned out not so scary by the end,” Hermione said sitting down on her bed.

“Did you see Ron’s face? Or should I say every single guy in Gryffindor?” Lavender said. Then all three started to giggle.

“We are lucky McGonagall didn’t come in during your little show.”

Hermione and lavender just nodded.

“Well, just wait for the next show two nights from now. I can’t wait. Oh and remind me to send a thank you to Christina Aguilera,” and they started laughing like crazy again.


*****


I like most of the other guys in the common room were in shock. But not a bad shock, at least for most. I was very mad at Hermione. All I could think of was why would she do that. I think I was starting to regret liking Hermione in the first place.

*****


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