“Harry, I’m with child!” Kelly exclaimed, rushing into the Gryffindor common room after Voldemort and all those evil Death-Eater-types were conveniently killed off in the previous chapter. “With your child!!”
“But we only did it the one time-” Harry adamantly refused to believe it.
“It’s only 99.7% protective!” Kelly shook him desperately. “And P.S. Neville was better!”
“What?!” Harry yelled. “You said I was your first!”
“First of the week!” she countered.
Ginny butted in decreeing, “I’m pregnant too!” trying to compete with Kelly because she was still crushing on Harry.