Chapter 2 : Fine And Dandy
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I have a fetus growing in my womb.
And worse, I have James Potter's spawn growing in me.
And then I'll have to go into labor and push a freaking watermelon out of me.
Well that's exciting.
Oh and I now have brain damage from Dom's hairbrush.
After exactly 15 minutes and 42 seconds of silent panicking, I rest my head against the cold bathroom counter. Things like these don’t happen to people like me. It happens to slutty girls like Paige Parkinson who has been with almost every guy in sixth and seventh year.
I rub my eyes, lift myself up heavily and stalk back to bed, falling into an uncomfortable sleep.
Bright morning sunlight filters into the dorm a few hours later, and my eyes slowly open. I lay in bed for a few minutes before I sit up sharply, rush the bathroom and empty the meager contents of my stomach.
Note the sarcasm.
I slide down the bathroom wall and massage my stomach. I don't even know if I should keep them. I'm 16, for goodness sake. I would be able to look after it properly. I can't abort it! I can't even think about putting it up for adoption.
WHY IS LIFE SO COMPLICATED?
“Are you okay?” Rose asks as I stalk out of the bathroom, frustrated.
“I'm fine. I think I just...ate something that was off” I say, not meeting Rose's eyes. I know she doesn't believe me.
“Scarlett...” she says menacingly. “Tell me.”
I don’t answer.
“Scarlett Olivia Reiners” she snaps “tell me.”
I don’t answer and Rose does what Rose does best.
The thing she does best being grabbing a broomstick and chasing after me with it.
I take one look at the broom and run as fast as I can. As I run down the spiral staircase (it's a very useful skill), I bump into Roxy and trip. She catches me by the waist.
“What-” she starts
“Rosehasabroomstickandsheschasingmewithit” I say in one breath and take off running again, leaving a very confused Roxy behind and bursting into the common room.
Someone squeals as I crash into them and a pair of hands grab my shoulders and spin me around. Its Albus.
“What are you doing!?” he asks quickly.
“Rose has a broomstick and she’s chasing me with it” I say slower this time. Albus's eyes widen and he grabs me a drags me up to the boys dormitories. I sink onto the floor next to Al's bed, puffing.
“What was that about?”
“Um...well, this mornin-” I'm cut off by a pounding at the door. I bolt upward and stare at the door, terrified. I look at Al, and notice that his eyes have gone wide with horror.
“Rose...” I breath, and Al snaps into action. He throws me on the bed, barricades the door shut, and jumps on top of me, as if the shield me.
I'm pretty sure that's not too good for the fetus that's currently growing inside me.
I have a freaking fetus growing inside me.
I start to panic silently, twisting the silver bracelet I got for my birthday round and round my wrist.
Now is not the time Scarlett!
You’re right, I tell myself.
Well, of course I'm right. Aren’t I always?
Yeah, except for that time when you said it was right to sleep with James
yeah, about that...
and now I'm having conversations with myself, IN MY OWN HEAD.
Then of course, my stomach has to join in.
do you know what would make you feel better?
What? I ask my stomach
Puking your guts up.
Now I'm having a conversation with my stomach about puking my guts up. Which I promptly do. All over Al.
Well that was fine and dandy.
A/N: this was a little longer, but still a short. I'm really sorry! Anyway, I hope you liked it and I hope you thought it was fine and dandy
- Ravenclaws Princess <3
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