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The Not So Magical Life of Mel by Choconut892
Chapter 2 : How I met Fred
 
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I hate going to the magical side of world. Char knows it, but she tends to not give a shit. 

When we apparated in the middle of Diagon Alley, I freaked out.

If someone would have attacked me, I wouldn’t have been able to protect myself.

I’M A FUCKING SQUIB FOR GOD’S SAKE! I AM CLASSIFIED AS A MUGGLE WITH WIZARD PARENTS!!!

Sorry.

Anyway, even though I was about to pee my pants, I kept it cool.

„WHAT THE FUCK, CHARLOTTE ELIZABETH CRAWFORD! TAKE ME BACK HOME RIGHT NOW YOU UGLY LITTLE SHIT FACE!!! DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING LISTEN TO ME!?!? I DON’T WANT TO BE HERE! I’M SO GONNA TELL GRAMMA ON YOU!“

Or not.

„I’ll take you home after you meet my friends. If you don’t like them I’ll let you go right away, you spend too much time at home and you don’t have any friends except that Connor guy and Alexa.”

Excuse me? Connor and Alexa are really awesome friends.

Okay...I only have two friends...but...I have Internet connection!
„ And last time I checked, Ethernet connection isn’t a friend!“

Dammit.

„Internet, Char. Not Ethernet. Internet. I – N – T –E – R – N – E –T. Internet. “

„What ever. Let’s go!“ she happily squeled, grabbed my arm and led me to some cafe.

The cafe looked dreadful. I was blinded by pink, and we entered, confetti shot everywhere.

„Char Cat! Over here!“ I saw some blonde guy shout.

Char Cat? Seriously?

We walked over to the table where the blondie and a brunette *coughslutcough* sat at.

„Hey guys!“ she said while giving them both a quick hug.

„Meet my little sister Mel! This is Scorpius Malfoy and this is my best friend Jessi Newton. They’re both in Slytherin with me.“

„Hi, how are you?“ I managed to squeak out while giving them an awkward wave.

They seemed to realize that I’m nervous as hell, and I saw an idiotic smirk on Malfoy’s face.

“I haven’t seen you around in the Slytherin common room. You a Gryffindor?” he said.

“Of course, not! She goes to Beauxbatons, it’s in France!” Char replied instead of me.

WHAT?? Since when? I don’t go to Buttsbeytons!!

Wait...

“Yeah... Char, a word please?” I said.

“Dude, I haven’t seen my friends for like 4 days! Can’t this wait for a minute?? Seriously, your so annoying! But fineeee, whatever. I’ll be right back, you guys!” She shot a dirty look at me and blew a kiss at her dear friends.
We managed to walk through the pink cafe to some hallway.

“What the fuck, Char? I don’t go to Buttsbeytons!”

“Look, Scorp and Jessi mean a lot to me. If they ever found out that you’re a...” she lowered her voice to a whisper “...you know what... they’d stop talking to me.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me...”

“I’ll tell them when I’m ready, okay?”

“Look, I don’t care what you tell them about me! I just want to leave!” I started raising my voice.

“Go on then. I have to catch up with my homies, I’ll call you when I’m ready.”

“What?? You can’t just leave me here on my own! You know I don’t like the wizarding world!”

“You’ll be fine. See ya later!”

And she walzed away leaving me just standing there. Speechless.

I walked out of the cafe not glancing back at Char Cat, Blondie and Slutty and then realized...

I was on my own. In the wizarding world. Without any “magical powers”.

Shit.

ARHGIQNWPXNGPQXNDNW!!!

Okay.

Relax.

I can do this.

I walked to a humangous building that said “Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes”

Weasley? Is that a nickname for a weasel or something?
Come here Weasley Peasley Weasel Poo!! My little Weasely Pumpkin Sugarpie!

Hehe.
I’m weird.

Anyway, I think it was a joke shop.

I continued walking and looking everywhere. The forever aloner I am I took intrest in the love potion section so I could...you know...not finishing that sentence or I’ll seem like a creep.

Well, I’ll end up like an ultimate forever alone lady with 34 cats and a walking stick, shouting to the kids on my lawn and saying they have no respect for the elderly anyway.

Suddenly I bumped into a male red head and he dropped his stuff on the ground.

“Shit! I’m so sorry, I really didn’t mean to do that! I was amazed by the love potions, their really intresting by the way, do you think that they actually work since I could really use some, hehe, oh no look there’s ink on your shirt, I have a pretty good trick how to get it ou-”

“Ssssshhhhh...breathe in... and out...and in...and out...” the attractive red head interrupted me.

“Did I start rambling? That tends to happen when stuff like this happen.” I said batting my eyelashes so he would forgive me and not call the wizard police or something.

“Are you batting your eyelashes at me?”

“Maybe.”

“Okay then...my name is Fred, Fred Weasley. My father owns the shop and yes, the love potions do work for like an hour, but that’s our little secret, okay?” he said winking.

“Who says I won’t tell the press?” I said not knowing if The Daily Prophet is actually for wizards or not.

“I’m sure you won’t. I haven’t seen you around Hogwarts, are you from Beauxbatons?”

“No, I’m actually not.”

“Please, tell me your not from Durmstrang...?”

What the fuck is a Durmstrang?

“No, I go to a normal high school. With muggles. I’m a squib and this is my second time in the wizarding world. It’s creepy.”

Charlotte’s words kept playing in my mind, what if they don’t like me for being a squib?

“Oh, that’s okay. Since you probably don’t know anybody here, maybe you’d like to meet my friends and we could show you around?”

Obviously no, you could be a serial rapist/murderer and rape me in a dark alley or some shit like that!! Melamine Joanne Mariah Crawford ain’t stupid like that!

“Sure, let me just buy that love potion!”

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRAIN?!?!?
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