A/N Some of this may get perverted as James is...well a teen boy.Also sorry the treehouse bit is short I was really struggling to write it so I cut it down (Trust me it's not loss the bits I cut of where awful!)
"Lets go!" Frankie said leading us out of the tent and across the garden to their massive tree house.
'Boys first, you're not looking up our dresses this time' She said crossing her arms.
'Fine' I said kicking off my shoes and leaving my cane behind, climbing up the ladder in to the large circular tree house the others coming up one by one until we where all in.
'Finewhiskey!' I said pulling some of the bottles out of a box and handing them around so every one was holding at least one massive bottle each.
'Glug compertion in one two three go' I said tearing the top of my bottle and swallowing again and again.
'Finished!' Yelled Ally jumping up and showing us her empty bottle.
'I wanted to win' cried Freddy.
'I WON!' Said Ally doing some type of drunken victory dance.
'Truthy woophy or darey wary!' Dom yelled.
'Wooo' Yelled Avery.
'I wanna go first!' Yelled Ally rolling about on the floor.
'Truth or dare!' Yelled Freddy who had just stopped crying.
'Dare!' She shouted.
'I dare you to jump out of the tree house!' Yelled Dom taking a swig from a bottle of Pixie Vodka.
'Okay!' Yelled Ally jumping out of the door before I could stop her but she only fell a few feet before bouncing back in.
'Oh that's not fun' Frowned Dom 'I forgot about the safety charm' She pouted.
'Me next!' Yelled Freddy as Ally settled her self in a corner surrounded by booze which she was glugging down at an incredible pace.
'Truth or daaare?' Avery asked swaying about slightly.
'Dare! Dare! Dare!' He yelled jumping up and falling on his arse.
'I dare you to...take that bottle off Ally' She said pointing over where Ally had just passed out but was still gripping a bottle tightly.
'Okaaay' Slurred Freddy crawling over to Ally and trying to ease the bottle out of her hands – but she wasn't letting go.
'She wont let go!' Wailed Freddy.
'Try harder then!' Dom demanded as Freddy tried harder to pull the bottle out of Ally's hands.
'Urg forget this!' He said smashing the bottle as the liquid spilt all over the floor.
'Idiot' Snorted Avery jumping up and doing one of her infamous slut dances which Dom quickly joined in with before I did, shaking my arse in way which I'm sure was very sexy.
'James, James, James' Freddy chanted chugging down another bottle.
'James!' Dom yelled as we danced 'truth or dare?'
'Dare!' I yelled in reply.
'I dare you to give Ally a lap dance' She said pointing to the passed out girl.
'Okay!' I laughed as Dom accioed a camera as I fell on top of Ally and everything went black
'James' groaned that all to familiar voice 'James get off me'
'Uh?' I said opening my eyes 'AH SUNLIGHT!' I screamed shielding my eyes.
'James!' Ally said shoving me off her lap.
'Ouch' I said as I hit the floor.
'James do you have any hangover potion?' Ally asked rubbing her eyes.
'Yeah' I said keeping my eyes close and fishing around in the alchol box until I felt a small bottle which I took a swig of before throwing it to her, instantly feeling better.
'Thanks' she said swallowing the vile tasting potion in one gulp 'gross' she said climbing to her feet which had no shoes on them, her dress was dirty and her hair looked like a rainbow bird's nest.
'Wait' She said just a I turned to wake Freddy up.
'Why?' I asked.
'Because' She grinned reaching in to her dress and pulling her wand out of her bra (Merlin she's a classy lassy) before casting a cautwaling charm.
'Stop it!' Shouted Frankie shoving his hands over his ears as the others did the same bar me and Alls.
'No cool' Groaned Freddy.
'Hangover potion' I said passing around the bottle as Ally undid the charm 'I think maybe we should be kind and wake the adults up' I smirked feeling a plan forming in my head.
'And how should we go that?' Grinned Ally.
'Squirt them with water from the squirty bottles your Dad has in his greenhouse.' I laughed.
'I'll go get some' She said scampering out just as Freddy drunk some of the handover potion.
'OK now I'm ready to prank' He smirked getting to his feet.
'Same' Said Dom trying to relocate her shoes.
'I've got them!' Ally yelled from the bottom of the tree.
'Cool!' I yelled climbing down the ladder and taking one of the many bottles out of her arms.
'Lets go' Ally said once every one was down and had a bottle, holding her spray bottle like a gun and doing a combat roll through the door of the tent (Which was full of sleeping adults) before running about giggling and spraying people with water, but no one was waking up! Must've drunk a lot.
'Oh free shoes' Dom grinned running about and stealing the shoes of every one's feet and picking up the ones abandoned ones before running out carrying them.
'Crazy runs in your family' Snorted Ally.
'Hate to break it to you but you're all but a blood Wotter' I smirked.
'Exactly – blood – which is why I'm sexier and more sane than you' She winked going to squirt Uncle George who woke up and grabbed her hand making her scream.
'Squirting people with water? Good idea' He grinned jumping up and picking the bottle off the floor that Dom had left and running about with us and squirting people.
'James!' Yelled Avery running up to me 'you're mum's waking up!' she said running out of the tent.
'EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF' I yelled running out of the tent and in to Ally's house as they all took my lead including Dom who appered from some where.
'To my room' Ally yelled darting in front of me and running up the stairs in to her room which we all filed in to.
'Uncle George!' I yelled to him from where he was stood at the bottom of the stairs.
'Shh! I'm pretending to sleep!' He said closing his eyes and pretending to be asleep on the stairs.
'Right' I said slamming Ally's door.
'I think I'm going to have a shower' Ally said looking at herself in the mirror.
'Let's group shower in our underwear' Dom said looking horrified at the state of her normally pin straight strawberry blonde hair.
'Why are there dirty fantasises in my head right now?' I asked as the girls closed the door of the en-suit.
'We're all related to at least one of them though' Freddy pointed out looking a little sad at the lost opportunity.
'Ew' Commented Frankie, belly flopping on to Ally's bed.
'Very ew' Freddy said.
'Dom' I shouted through the bathroom door 'come out of the shower so me and Freddy can fantasize'
'NO FANTASIZING!' Ally's voice yelled.
'Mean Ally, real mean' Laughed Freddy as Ally walked out of the bathroom not fully opening the door wearing a towl and obviously underwear under it as you could see her bra straps (not that I was looking in that area)
'Nice bra – orange' Snorted Freddy.
'Don't' look then pervert' Ally said rolling her eyes and pulling three pairs of clothes out of her draws before disappearing in to the bathroom, re-appearing a few minutes later wearing fresh clothes as where Dom and Avery.
'So' Started Freddy 'have a “good” shower?' He grinned doing air bunnies.
'Yeah it was hot and steamy' Snorted Ally.
'It was?' Said Freddy his voice getting slightly higher – sad little boy.
'Yep the water was hot and the mirror got steamy' Ally laughed just as there was a knock on the door and Mum burst in and grabbed hold of my ear.
'So you think squirting people with water is funny?' She said pulling me out of Ally's room.
A week later
'James' Said a familiar voice shaking me gently to wake me up.
'Yeah' I said opening my eyes and finding a half awake Ally standing in front of me wearing a pair of short shorts and an emerald green floaty top that made her look huge in uhh...good places.
'You need to get dressed the bus is outside and every one is waiting on it and we still need to stop at Shell cottage to pick up that lot!' She said rubbing her eyes still managing to look hot as she did so.
Grandma and Grandpa Weasley wanted to have one last holiday with the family before Vicky and Ted got married so they had bought the old Knight bus and fixed it up, replacing all the seats and beds it used to contain with large comfy sofas so we could travel across France to a lake Tante Fleur's family owned which had tons of log cabins around it that we would be staying at.
Of course when Grandma had said close family only we had managed to invite Ally, Frankie and Aves the same way Al was bringing Scorp (Well I had a feeling it was for Rose's sake mostly.)
'Oh OK' I said staggering out of bed and in to my bathroom where I quickly showered and put on my cologne before shoving on a v-neck and a pair of jeans, wandering out of my en-suit and finding Ally asleep on my bed (Ally didn't do well with early mornings.) so I picked her up and balanced her on one of my shoulders while using my other arm to pick up my suitcase, carefully going down four flights of stairs holding the suitcase and Ally.
'What took you so long!' Mum said angrily, 'we're running late now! We might miss the ferry due to you!' She snapped before noticing Ally on my shoulder.
'Go and take her and sit down' Mum ordered taking my suitcase off me and pointing me up to the third story of the bus on which I saw Frankie and Freddy sitting on two massive sofas facing each other at the front of the top story in front of the window.
'Why is Ally sleeping?' Freddy asked looking confused.
'She fell asleep waiting for me to shower' I said sitting down and pulling her on to my lap. (What? Dom and Aves where going to need spaces to sit, I'm just being considerate!)
'Ah yes Ally's so graceful' Freddy said laughing while I slipped him a rude hand gesture and Frankie played on the games console I got him for his birthday which reminded me of the Charm Bracelet which I looked and saw she still had on.
The bus suddenly braked (Uncle Ron was driving for the first leg of the journey) and a few minutes later Dom and Aves came up the stairs and joined us, Dom sitting next to, you guessed it - Frankie and Aves sat next to them so there where three people on each sofa now.
'We are now officially starting this Wotter family holiday' Said Uncle Ron though the intercom and people cheered in response as we set of to the ferry port.
'James why is Ally sat on you?' Dom asked raising an eyebrow at me.
'Because she's sleeping and I don't want her to be woken up by Uncle Ron's crazy stop, start driving' I half lied.
'Hmm' Said Dom eyeing me for a second before starting a conversation with Frankie about the restaurant she had gotten him a voucher for.
'Hey James' Lils said walking (well more like stumbling because of Uncle Ron's driving)
'Hey Lils what's up?' I asked
'Not much just wanted some Girl talk, since none of my friends could come apart from Hugo obviously, but I see Ally's still sleeping.' (Lorcan and Lysander where Lily's mates but they where on a weird trip with Auntie Luna at the moment and her other friend Fionnula was in Ireland with her Grandma)
'Yeah sorry' I said burying my face in to Ally's hair which was rainbow at the moment from her dreams and smelt like vanilla.
'Meh it's fine Aves will do' She said taking a seat next to Avery and talking animatedly to her.
'James' Ally murmured waking from her slumber.
'Yes?'
'Sorry for falling asleep' She said drowsily.
'It's fine' I said rubbing small circles on her back. 'Go back to sleep until we get to the port and I'll wake you up then'
'Are you sure you don't mind?' She said yawning.
'I'm sure' I smiles wrapping my arms around her waist (to stop her from falling of course!) as she put her head on my chest before drifting back to sleep.
'What are you doing James?' Frankie said glaring at me.
'Letting Ally sleep on me...' I responded.
'She can sleep on me instead.' He said glaring.
'Aw but I wanted to sit on your lap' Dom said pouting.
'Uh OK' Frankie said looking over joyed and confused at the same time.
"You owe me" Dom mouthed at me looking far from unhappy as she slid on to Frankie's lap who cautiously placed his arms around her.
'James look at this' Freddy said shoving his copy of Quidditch Weekly in my face, on it was a list of top ten young players to watch.
'Holy shit I'm at number three!' I said trying to contain my happy dance because Ally was sleeping.
'Yeah but mate look at number one' He said shoving it closer to my face.
'Alice Augusta Longbottom' I said reading it, 'hang on that's Ally!'
'What's Ally?' Asked Dom from Frankie's lap.
'She's number one on the young Quidditch players to watch list! And James is on three!'
'Ally beat James?' Asked Lily 'This I have to see and then rub in' She said grabbing the magazine off Freddy.
'Hey!' I said grabbing it back 'Who's number two then?' I said looking at the page where I saw a small picture off Ally next to her name (It was the last match last year when she got the snitch) and even smaller one of me next to mine (I was shooting an amazing goal!)
'Velma Krum' I read, 'hey isn't that-'
'The bitch you almost hooked up with at my Mum's christmas party last year, yes' Said Dom.
'How on Earth do you almost hook up with some one?' Lily asked.
'They where snogging and then went up to Louis' room but before they got any further James passed out from all the Firewhisky' Freddy said laughing.
'You said you wouldn't tell!' I said kicking him as everyone else laughed.
'Eww Louis room?' Said Dom pretending to throw up.
'Would you of preferred your room?' I said winking trying to cover up my embarrassment.
'Wait isn't that the Girl he said took his v-card?' Avery said 'Meaning he's still a-'
'Freddy hold Ally I'm going to tell my parents I'm number 3!' I said moving Ally on to Freddy's lap and sliding along the floor and down two flights of stair on my arse so I wouldn't fall over.
'James what are you doing?' Mum said rolling her eyes from the set of couches she was sitting with Dad, Aunt Mione and Teddy and Vic.
'Mum guess who got number three on the top ten Quidditch players to watch!' I said excitedly.
'Three?' She said looking gobsmacked 'I only got number 7 in my day!' She said jumping up and staggering towards me to hug me.
'Big well done Son!' Dad said hugging me tightly.
'That's going make a lot of Quidditch teams want you!' Aunt Mione said.
'Are you kidding! EVERY QUIDDITCH TEAM WILL WANT HIM!' Said Teddy jumping up and joining in the hug.
'I'm going to get you that Firebolt 400!' Mum declared.
'Yes!' I said jumping and doing my happy dance, banging my head on the ceiling of the bus.
'Careful James!' Mum said rubbing my head better.
'Ally got number one though!' I said feeling a little sad I wasn't number one but also feeling genuinely happy she was.
'Ally got number one?' Mum demanded.
'Well yes' I said
'That's great!' Said Mum jumping up 'I'm going to ask her if she'll do an interview with me! This will be an incredible scoop!' She said turning in the direction of the stairs.
'No Mum' I said grabbing her arm 'She's still sleeping, she doesn't even know herself yet!'
'Oh OK' Mum said 'I'm very proud of you James, NUMBER THREE! Amazing' She said hugging me again.
'Thanks Mum' I said smiling a lot 'I better make sure Freddy hasn't drawn on Ally's face or anything' (I probably would of if I hadn't already pissed her off this week) I said grinning and staggering back up the stairs.
'Hey James' Al called as I walked past where he and his lot where sitting.
'Hey Al' I replied falling over on to Eveline as the bus turned a sharp corner.
'Ow!' She said being squashed by my sexy body.
'Sorry sorry!' I said making myself a space between her and Al.
'Lily told me about that Quidditch weekly thingy! Well done!' Said Al grinning
'Thanks bro' I answered before staggering to my feet again, pulling Scorp off Rose (Her Dad was down one flight of stairs for Merlin's sake!) before going up the next flight of stairs, sitting down and pulling Ally back on to my lap who woke up a few minutes later-
'Urg Hi James' she said crinkling her nose and putting her hair back to normal.
'Anything happen while I was asleep?' She asked stretching her arms.
'Yeah there's a really interesting story in Quidditch Weekly' Freddy said handing it to her.
'Okay' Said Ally reading it. 'OH MY GOODNESS JAMES YOU'RE NUMBER THREE!' She exclaimed hugging me and kissing me on the cheek (She'd obviously started at number ten and worked her way down)
'Alls' I said hugging back 'Check out who's number one'
'Um alright' She said reading it some more and widening her eyes.
'Oh. My. God' She said freezing and staring at the magazine.
'Yep' I said grinning at her shocked face 'Realise it or not Alls you're really good! Mum wants to interview you!'
'Wow.' She murmured before jumping up and doing a mental happy dance before pecking me on the lips and running (/staggering) down the stairs to find Mum (I'm guessing).
'Did that just happen?' I said widening my eyes.
'Which bit?' Asked Freddy taking back the magazine 'The bit where you got number three, the part where Ally kinda kissed you or the bit where a unicorn flew through the window, because the unicorn thing didn't happen mate' He laughed.
'Shutdup Fredrick' I said grinning.
'I think I'm scared for life' Said Frankie staring in to the distance.
'I more can't believe that James is a virgin' Laughed Avery.
'Not cool girl, not cool' I glared at her 'Just because you and Freddy have slept with about every one in the castle apart from each other!'
'Hey don't drag me in to this!' Said Freddy. 'But seriously mate-'
'Sirius is my middle name' I half grinned.
'How on Earth are you a virgin, you've dated tons of girls and a lot of them where sluts' Continued Freddy.
'Because Fred they where all a good snog but none of them where actually nice or anything.' I answered rolling my eyes.
'Aww is Jameseywamesy saving himself for some one special' He said pinching my cheeks
'Gerrof Fred' I said pushing him off me.
'Break up the fight children' Ally said walking back in 'Your Mum said she's going to interview me when we get back but made me promise not to give an interview to anyone else' She grinned 'Oh and talked to your Uncle-'
'Which one' Me, Dom and Freddy asked at the same time.
'Ron, and he says we need to pick up our hand luggage because we're nearly there' She said sitting next to Frankie and Dom looking at Dom and giving her a look that seemed to say "Explain later."
'Did anyone bring any hand luggage?' I asked knowing I hadn't.
'I just brought Mindy' Ally said taking the ugly plant out from under one of the seats and hugging it to her chest. 'Daddy said he'd water the rest of my plants and give them food'
'How lovely' I said dryly, how I hate that bloody plant!
'We're here!' Uncle Ron boomed through the intercom 'I'm just driving on to the faery right now! He declared and we felt the bus skid to a stop on the faery. 'Ok Dad's gonna say some stuff now'
'HELLO WOTTERS!' Granda's voice shouted through the internet.
'Hi!' Some voices shouted back.
'We're getting off so stick together!' He shouted as everyone started scrabbling to the exit.
'Lets go then' Ally said getting up holding Mindy tightly and bounding down the stairs where we both kept getting congratulated (News travels fast in the Wotter family) about the top ten! (Ally's hair was pink from her blushing)
'James dear well done' Said Grandmum pulling me in to one of her bone crushing hugs 'I'm so proud Jamesie, and of you Ally!' She said grabbing Ally who was near by and pulling her in to the hug.
'Thanks Mrs Weasley' Ally said smiling.
'It's Grandmum dear for the last time!' She said hugging us.
'Ok Grandmum' She smiled.
'Much better' Said Grandmum realising us. 'Now no trouble you lot!' She said looking at all the NMs.
'Me? Trouble?' Said Dom looking innocent despite the fact her shorts where some how shorter than Ally's and her top was a strappy fushia tank top that showed A LOT.
'Yes you young lady, don't think I don't know what you get up!' Said Grandmum.
'Dominique be polite to your Grandmoothere' Tante Fleur shouted from some where.
'OK Mum!' Shouted Dom smiling angelically.
'Freddy pockets' She said turning her head to him and holding out her hands
'Fine Grandmum' Freddy said emptying his pockets of explosives and puking pastels.
'And you James' She said to be and I handed her over the fake wands and nose bleed nougat I had on me.
'I wont ask you Domi as you don't have enough room on those shorts for pockets.
'Frankie' She said holding her hands out towards him, he handed over some mini fireworks.
'Right now be on your way' She said shooing us off the bus (Every one else was already off now) and following us up the stairs to where a ton of tables had been shoved together to make one big one we could all fit around.
'James!' Mum called from the table.
'Yeah?' I said.
'Where where you lot? I'd of thought you'd of been the first ones off the bus!' Mum said looking a little worried
'Grandmum made us empty our pockets' I said sadly.
'Smart woman' Grinned Dad.
Ally's POV.
Merlin a lot has happen today, number one! Number one! WOOOOOO and the half kissing James thingy, I don't know why I did that, it was a bit stupid really.
'Ally!' Dom said from where she was sat on Frankie AGIAN making me stop gazing in to the distance.
'Yeah?'
'Day dreaming much?' She said re-doing her make up.
'Maybe' I laughed
'Hey Ally' Said Lily appearing behind me.
'Hey where did you go?' I asked her.
'Hot muggle' She whispered in to my ear and sitting down on my lap squashing me a bit (there where no chairs left)
'Avery you've got a mini me' I laughed (Avery was sat next to me while Dom was on the other side on Frankie)
'Hmm' She said examining Lily from head to toe 'Ok I can work with this' She said leading Lily off to begin her training.
'Where did Lily go?' Freddy asked taking Avery's seat.
'Avery's training her to be a mini me!' I said laughing a lot.
'Haha' Freddy said laughing heavily 'James!' he said calling James over.
'Yeah?' He asked walking up to us.
'Guess where Lily is!' Freddy said trying not to laugh.
'Where?' Asked James cautiously.
'With Avery learning how to be her mini me' He laughed.
'Oh no she isn't!' James said jumping up 'Which direction did she go in?' He demanded.
'Well we could tell you but what's it worth' I said smirking while the others laughed.
'You get a very sexy friend' He said pointing to him self.
'Who Freddy? Yeah he's already my friend' I said to wind him up.
'Aww thanks for calling me sexy Ally!' Freddy smirked putting an arm around me.
'Please just tell mee!' James whined
'Nope' I smirked.
'I'll buy you a chocolate cake!' He said smirking, he knew chocolate cake was my weakness.
'OK!' I caved in 'They went that way!' I said pointing in the way they had gone, James running in the direction straight away, 'bring me cake back!' I yelled after him.
'You shouldn't of told him Ally it would of been funny!' Said Frankie.
'Shut up dearest twin' I snapped as James walked back in with Lily over his shoulder where she was kicking and yelling abuse.
'JAMES SIRIUS POTTER YOU PUT YOUR SISTER DOWN RIGHT NOW!' Ginny yelled (I swear smoke was coming out of her ears!)
'She was trying to pick up muggles!' James retorted putting Lily down (*cough* Mamma's boy *cough*)
'That's her decision!' Ginny yelled as Harry tried to intercept.
'She's not allowed to date!' Harry joined in making Ginny glare at him.
'Lily go sit down with Hugo' Ginny demanded glaring at her eldest son.
'Fine' Lily said sauntering off to find Hugo.
'James do not meddle in your sisters life.' Ginny said going back and sitting down.
'Only if she tries to date' Mouthed Mr Potter also sitting back down.
'Go get my cake!' I yelled to James, he gave a thumbs up and went to the cafe returning with a chocolate cake which I rammed most of it in to my mouth.
'God breathe Ally' James said looking at me with wide eyes.
'She's fine she always eats cake like that' Said Frankie as I continued scoffing the cake in what I'm sure is a very attractive manner.
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