Chapter 1: :DDDDD Okay, I guess I loved writing this tooo much- I had so much fun insulting the ultimate lamo Dishandru,
see I did it again!!!! XD I hope people like this, and also check out JamesSiriusPotterII's version (it's much better than mine ;) )
Once I’d arrived at the platform, about 20 different people waved to me- unfortunately, my eyesight isn’t very good, and glasses would just ruin my “tough exterior”. Jokes! I don’t have a tough exterior, though, despite looking like a complete wimp, people are a little wary- as I can deliver a hard punch when necessary (and un-necessary in Dishandru’s case.)
Even with bad eyesight, it’s easy to recognise DJ- with her dark skin, long black hair, and the fact that her dress-sense is completely terrible. I was desperately trying to find someone else in the crew, before confronting her, she can be scary. I thought I was in luck when I saw Roxanne- Grace’s best friend- and Dishandru still hadn’t seen me so I started to talk to her, her making funny comments about a few of the first years walking past. Sadly, timing was not on my side.
“STALKER!!!” I heard her scream above all the rest of students and parents and I gave her an evil glare. Once I’d got up to the fat hippopotamus, and snapped back in an angry voice, after her having used my awful last name. She probably thought I just hadn’t slept well- she really didn’t understand why I had such a problem with her saying it. Just because she likes her silly nicknames- doesn’t mean that we do!!! That girl can be really frustrating at times… Anyway, a few minutes later Grace and Joise ran up to us and greeted me with a slight nod, and greeted Dishwater in their usual way, by saying… Dishwater… Simples, huh? You may think that they weren’t as nice to me as her, but as a few of you may have guessed- I’m not exactly the cheeriest person so, unlike the hippo, I would not have appreciated a loud greeting that early in the morning.
After a few moments of loud voices and chatting- I still think that purposely spoke louder than usual, just to annoy me- Mark and Charlotte, the (almost) final members of our crew who asked
“Who you talking to?” meaning for us to answer about Dishwater, but she replied instead
“TURDS!” Automatically, Joise, Grace and I all gave her a punch in the arm. It would’ve helped rub it in, if Joise and Grace could actually hurt someone… Never mind, I did inflict a little bit of pain though, which caused a hint of a smile on my face.
“So, shall we do registration?” Asked Dishwater, pleading to do it herself- but this was too far, last time she’d done it, it had ended in total disaster-I was going to do it. So, just to annoy her even more, I put on my most girlish and annoying voice and began to read out their names, also listing Joise and James who were currently with their girl/boyfriends and then-cruelly- I added the fact that Nick, of course, had nobody. Harsh, but I noticed a few of the others with grins on their faces after that. Nick, of course, got a little put off by this and protested, saying that he really did have a girlfriend, to which we all burst into fits of uncontrollable laughter. A few comments were made (mainly by his best friend Charlotte) and then he stormed off saying that he would prove it.
A few moments of pure silence dawned over our gang, until Grace suggested we make our way into our “reserved” compartment. We all stopped when we realised a few of the younger years adopting our compartment and weren’t sure exactly what to do, but we forgot one thing- Dishandru. She went straight up to them and confronted them, basically telling the damn Slytherins to get out. We were completely shocked at her not punching them all in the ugly mugs of theirs, but no one questioned it, until Grace mentioned it, and I could tell that she was confused by this fault but she ignored it and layed down-taking the whole of the bench, to which me and Olive just sat on top of her- she was so fat it couldn’t hurt her (I was surprised we didn’t get absorbed!) Joking, she wasn’t that fat, but it was fun teasing her. We started talking about school, and making fun of certain twats in our year. Everyone else may get on better with slytherins, but our group??? We will forever hate slytherins.
Anyway, after about 10 minutes James came into with crumpled clothes, messy hair and wearing a goofy grin- we were all thinking the same thing, but only hippopotamus was idiotic enough to snort with laughter, resulting in a third person sitting on her. I could just hear her cursing slightly under her breath at the amount of weight resting on her. A few minutes later, Joise came in- DJ managed to keep the laughter inside as she had the same sort of appearance as James had just had. I was impressed; she seemed to be really learning something! Just in case you think I am, I am not a horrid person- just slightly… evil. If you’ve ever done acting, you might know that acting the baddie is always much more fun! Plus, you can always keep things you want a secret. Haha! Life is good…
Half-way through the journey and Nick still hadn’t come back, until he came in with the most beautiful girl we had ever seen. She must have been pretty weirded out by our astonished faces staring at her, yet she still had a smile on her face and she didn’t seem to mind at all. We were all introduced, and we found out her name was Tia and that she was new to the school. The compartment was silent, for the first time since our 1st year at Hogwarts when she left us, but not before kissing Mark on the lips and leaving a sore expression on Charlotte’s face. Mark sat down after a few minutes of question-time and then we all noticed the dazed look upon Dishwater’s face. I knew what was happening… Mickelo.
Okay, I know what your thinking- who the heck is Mickelo? You haven’t mentioned him before! Who is he? The truth is, we don’t know. We all think that he is just a figment of DJ’s imagination, though she was always insisting that his existence is in fact real, so we’d learnt to put up with it. It was actually extremely entertaining- I had several videos of the most memorable Mickelo moments on my phone, not that she actually knew! So, she basically drifted off into her mind and goes crazy, doing an awful Italian accent. So, when it came back to her normal mind she said ridiculous things, to which I commented my amazing and creative catchphrase:
Go away DISHANDRU, no-one likes you.
So, I may not have been the best friend, but we all have fun times and are completely normal. Heck! Who cares???
ALL OF DA BAMF CREW IS BACK TOGETHER AGAIN!!! (Almost… you may understand what I mean later.)
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