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Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Turkministanie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia's BIG adventure by gingersnape
Chapter 1 : FENRIR SAYS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :O
 
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Long, long ago, (but not two long ago because then our beautiful, wonderful, fantastic, totes cool, beez neez, main characher would be old. And like... ugly. Because that is what happens when like... 700 years pass. Yeah.) in a land far far away (like... really far. Like... a whole FREAKING days worth of travel if you didn't take ANY breaks from behind the wheel of the tricycle. They're really great ways to get around you know!) there lived a Princess. But she wasn't just any Princess. She was Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Turkministanie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia!

And so Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Turkministanie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia spent all of her days doing things that anyone as beautiful, elegant, good, great, happy, cheerful, super, Mike-and-Ike-alicious, lively, merry, witty, funny, and all0around awesome as Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia would do. But one day Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Turkministanie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia was not happy in MikeAndIkeLandia and decided that she needed to go somewhere new. Like JamJellyJell-oLandia! Well, it turns out that to get to JamJellyJell-oLandia, you need something super amazing that only a select few can do. MAGIC! Tadaaaaaaaa! (This is where this story turns into a HARRY POTTER fanfiction story! Are youuuuuu as excited as I am?!?!?eleventh-one-de-one?!!11//?)

So Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Turkministanie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia went and she called up her BFF, Hermione! And so then Hermione said "Hey girlfriend, what's up, yo? I was thinkin' that we could like... go to like... somewhere. And do something. Sometime. Yeah."
Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia was super excited that her BFFEAEAEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEAEAEAEAEEAEAE had answered the telephone because that's what friends do, so she screamed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG Hermzzz, that is SUCH a good idea! Yeah, so I was wounding if you could help me go to JamJellyJell-oLandia with your MAGIC (see! There it is again! Yeah yeah!) and yeah!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Are you for reals?" Hermzzz said like Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia wasn't for reals, which she obviously was.

"I am for reals for reals!" Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia said because she for reals was for reals for reals.

"No, like for reals, are you for reals for reals about being for reals?" Hermzzz didn't get it. Stupid Hermzzz for not getting that Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia was for reals about being for reals for reals about this whole thing! For reals.
No like, for reals. Do you not believe me? Helloooooooo... readers? Are y'all even there? Oh, yeah, like legit, Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie
Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia is for reals.

For reals.

So them Hermzzz said "Oh, yeah, sure! That would be so much... no. This is going to be horrible!" Then Hermzzz hung up. Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia was sad.

For reals.

So Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia went through a WHOLE bunch of horrible things! She had to eat store brand food. (EWW! Honestly, who does that? And PUT your hands down stupid people of MikeAndIkeLandia and JamJellyJell-oLandia. This is a HORROR story! Not a democracy!) And then she had to mow the lawn. Of like, a hundred people. Honestly, what is up with that? Yeah. Like, that cellar has like three blades of grass. This SUCKS for Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia, doesn't it? Yeah.

And then the WORST thing of ALLLLLLLLLLLLL came along! The zombie-vampire-werewolf-fairy-runespoor-leprechaun-acromantula-basilisk-centaur-dementor-carb monster DOLORES UMBRIDGE came. And she was MEAN! She told Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia that she couldn't go to JamJellyJell-oLandia because she couldn't sing. And EVERYONE who goes to JamJellyJell-oLandia has to be able to SING!

So then, Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia shocked DOLORES UMBRAGE by singing in a flurry of flurryness. And then DOLORES UMBRIDGE came and said, "OMGizzlezzz. This Princess is for reals for reals. We HAVE GOT to let her in! Yeah."
So then DOLORES UMBIDGE let Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia into JamJellyJell-oLandia. FOR REALS!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

And so yeah.

That is the END!!

HAHA!

I am KIDDING!

HAHA!

There is MORE!

So then once Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia was let into JamJellyJell-oLandia, she had to meetr Harry FREAKING Potter! OMGizzelezzz! Like, he's Harry FREAKING Potter! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
And so then Hermzzz came and was like, "Yo, Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia, Harry FREAKING Potter is cool! And yeah! You should totes go meet him! And yeah!

So then Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia came and Harry FREAKING Potter was there! And he said "WOAH! Youíre Princess Annie FREAKING Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia! This is sooooooooooooooo cool to FINALLY meet you! Yeah!"
And then Princess Annie Bananie Fofanie Swazilandie Mementoanie Supercalifragilisticexpialidanie Grannie Sosandie Saskatchewanie Millinuinanie Tortosanie of MikeAndIkeLandia lived happily ever after because Harry FREAKING Potter and Hermzzz and DOLORES UMBRIDGE and all of those other unimportant people who like didn't matter in the Harry FREAKING Potter series LOVED her!

For reals!!!! :D

A/N: I won't lie. I really LOVED writing this! Isn't everyone proud that Fenrir Greyback stayed out of this? And don't you guys want to move into MikeAndIkeLandia? As a warning, I don't normally write like this. And yeah. Some notes before all of the things I have to disclaim, a lot of this is poking fun at myself! I say like a lot, trail off a lot, and give just about everyone ridiculous nicknames. And I'm too lazy to italicize in first drafts, so I often use caps! So this isn't mocking you, or you, or even you! It's ALL me; I don't even know why you considered that my little shriveled up black heart cared about anyone else! Except for my beloved Mike and Ikes of course!

Now to the fun part: the disclaimers! Firstly, I do not own the Harry Potter series, all rights to characters mentioned and basically anything else you recognize that's not disclaimed below belongs to me, with the exception of the "plot" and the OC, Princess Annie! I also do not own Mike and Ikes, which is a registered trademark of Just Born Inc.. I highly recommend them for anytime at all! Harry FREAKING Potter is from A Very Potter Musical, which is done by TeamStarKid. Supercalifragilisticexpialodocius is from Mary Poppins. Jell-o is a registered trademark and is owned by Kraft Foods. If you are confused about the differences between Jam, Jelly, and Jell-o, I will gladly tell you in my shiny new MTA (as long as you provide other qusetions, lest it be considered spammy :C) or in a review response (also, please include more so it's not considered spammy or lame :P) which I will give you if you give me a review in the little box down there!

And last but not least, this was written for ToujoursPadfoot's Worst Story Ever Challenge! [I know it will win for worst] I will be ever so glad if it's even considered because it was so awesome, and I hope you guys [lived through] enjoyed reading this and will inflate my enormous ego just a little bit more in the little box I mentioned up there! :D




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