Hey, this is my first story. The chapters are kinda short, but the whole story will probably be long. Thanks for reading, and please review!
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Chapter One
Harry awoke to loud music. Rap in fact. He saw Neville dancing around in his robe.
Harry:"Neville, turn that off. Breakfast is in ten minutes."
Neville:"Hi Harry! I don't need breakfast, I got my pills!!!"
Harry:"Okay..."
Harry gets up, dresses, and is heading out the dorm when he hears loud bangs and clashes. He runs out, and sees a dishevled Ron at the foot of the stairs.
Harry:"You alright?"
Ron:"Yeah, I was about to go down the stairs when I saw Hermione." *points* "Look at her."
Harry:"Ron, why would Hermione make you fall down the-" *faints*
Ron:"I told you!"
Hermione had a tight skirt, small top, and high heels on. She had straightened her hair and wore make-up. She was sexy.
Hermione:"Guys, didn't you remember that today is 'Dress Like a Bad Girl' day?"
Ron looked around and saw every girl dressed like that. Even Ginny.
Ron:"Oh."
Ron and Hermione headed down to breakfast. Harry awoke five minutes later and followed suit.
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The trio sat in Transfiguration. They were working on how to turn chickens into pot. (A/N: aka: marijuana)
McGonagall:"How are we doing?" *looks around* "Good, good."
Hermione:"Doesn't McGonagall look a little tired today?"
Draco:"Hahaha! She's high."
Ron:"What?"
Draco:"You moron. Wanna go skipping?"
Ron:"Huh?"
Neville:"Hey Draco, thanks for those happy pills."
Darco:"Anytime, best friend." *smiles*
Harry:"I'm surrounded by a bunch of freaks!" *runs out of class*
Ron and Hermione:"Harry!" *run after him*
Harry runs and runs and bangs into a suit of armor. He falls unconsious. Ron and Hermione find him.
Hermione:"Just leave him there, he'll wake up eventually."
Ron:"OK. Wanna go snog?"
Hermione:"Oh, alright." *grabs Ron and snogs* (A/N: snog=kiss)
A half hour later, they finish and return to class. McGonagall didn't even notice their absence because she was sitting at her desk, laughing at the thin air.
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