"Hey, man," Sirius said, sitting down on an armchair near the table where Lily and I were sitting doing out History of Magic essays.
"Hey guys" I said as Remus and Peter sat down on a couch too. Lily smiled.
"Hey" she said simply. "Where've you guys been?" she asked.
"Making out with some girl" Sirius answered. Lily rolled her eyes.
"Of course. When are you not?" she said sarcastically. He grinned, and leaned back.
"What can I say? So many ladies, only one me," he said. He is so full of himself.
"I was reading," Remus said. Ahh, of course. That's Remus for you.
"Taking a dump," Peter said. Lily looked at him with a shocked look on her face.
"I didn't need to know that Peter," She said, disgusted. I started laughing. I love how she gets all grossed out. "What?" she said, looking at me this time.
"Nothing," I said, quickly sobering up. Sirius snickered and made a whipping motion and a sound that resembled a whip. I gave him a look and he just grinned. He sighed heavily.
"All right. I'm gonna go. See you later," he got up, and began to walk towards the dormitories.
"Oi! Where are you going?" Peter asked. "I thought we were gonna go to the kitchens later."
"I gotta piss," he said, and then started laughing at Lily's expression.
"Sirius!" She exclaimed.
"What? He asked," he laughed, and then ran upstairs. Remus, Peter, and I started laughing too. She pouted at us.
"You guys are so mean," she said in a small voice. I laughed and put my arm around her. She pushed me away. "Gross bastards," she commented. We all stopped laughing at that. I plastered a mock-hurt look on my face.
"What?" I whimpered. I looked over and noticed that Remus and Peter were doing the same thing. "We're not gross, right guys?" They nodded. I smirked at her.
She shook her head at us disbelievingly. "You guys are unbelievably gross,"
"All right Lillian. That's enough. We are not, and you know it," I said mock-seriously.
"One, my name is not Lillian. And two, you are gross," she said, raising an eyebrow challengingly.
"Yeah, I know your name isn't Lillian, but it sounds more impressive when I'm pretending to be authoritivem" I said simply. "Oh, and we are not," I added as an after-thought.
"Sure boys. Sure. You keep believing that," she said, raising her hands in defeat. "But you are gross," she added under her breath.
"Nooooooo," Peter whined. "We are not!" he said, stomping his foot playfully. And then he farted, and bit his bottom lip to keep from laughing. I didn't. I burst out laughing, along with Remus and Sirius who had just come down the stairs. Lily covered her face.
"Ewww," She whined, her eyes shut. "You guys are disgusting! Gross! Ugh! Why do I sit with you guys?" She gagged. She got up, shook her head and left. Me and the guys just kept laughing.
A/N: All right. I'm gonna be honest. I don't like this chapter at all! I think it's short, boring and badly put. Whatever. I didn't really have much time to write it. Hope you guys like it though. I might edit it some day. Who knows? All right. I'm outie. Review please!
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