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25 Things James Thinks Lily Should Know About Guys by loversmuch
Chapter 6 : Never kick us in the nuts “just to see what we would say”. That’s just mean.
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I was sitting in the Gryffindor Common Room with Sirius, Remus and Peter. I had promised Lily earlier that we would meet in the common room and all go to the kitchens together, so here we were…waiting. We were talking about something pointless, like always.

"I want tacos," Sirius said.

"Ewww. Why would you want tacos when you can have cheese?" Peter asked incredulously.

Remus grimaced. "No way. I want steak!" he exclaimed.

"Merlin, you guys, everyone knows that salad is the best!" I argued.

They all rolled their eyes. Humph! Who are they to roll their eyes at me?!
Your best friends, idiot. that voice in my head said.
Shut up
Ha ha, you just told yourself to shut up! it said. I hate that voice. Wierd...I just noticed it sounds just like Sirius! I shrugged. What-eva! These are weird thoughts. I tuned back into the conversation we were having.

"Can we pleeease go to the kitchens now??" Sirius pleaded.

I rolled my eyes. "No Padfoot. We can't. We're waiting for the girls remember?" I pressed.

"Oooh...they better hurry up!" he replied, his stomach giving a loud growl.

A few minutes later, Lily, her friends Jane and Marlene walked in. I smiled at Lily. "Hey, love," I greeted.

She smiled back at me. "Hi"

"Ha ha, remember when you'd hex me for saying that?"

Lily laughed. "Yeah. I'd want to kick you in the nuts, but every time I saw you, Jane
would tell me not to."

"Good. It would be painful," I said.



There was a long silence where she just looked at me oddly, as if thinking something hard. And then she kicked me. In the nuts! I keeled over in pain. Lily's jaw dropped and she covered her mouth. 

"Oh my god! I am so sorry! I just wanted to see what would happen!!" she exclaimed.

I moaned in agony. 

Sirius, Remus, Peter, Jane and Marlene burst out laughing. Oh yeah..laugh as much as you better learn how to sleep with your eyes open! Well…not so much the girls, because I can’t get into their dormitories, but the boys better watch it! MUHAHAHHAHA-OWWWWW. I just remembered my pain. Oh bloody hell. Merlin, this is agooonnnyyyy!

After about 20 minutes where I was rolling on the ground in intense pain, and everyone
but Lily, who looked apologetic, was laughing, Sirius abruptly stopped. Everyone's laughter slowly died out and we all looked at him. He had a weird look on his face. 

I moaned again.

Peter sniggered, and I glared at him. 

Sirius jumped up and screamed, "TO THE KITCHENS!"

Everyone started laughing again, and walked out, leaving me on the floor. Yeah…Lily left too. I feel so alone. I can't believe Lily kicked me in the nuts...and I still love her…but she is a bit mean. Oh well she can’t help it. But you know what is unbelievable?? I still bloody love her.

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A/N: Okay okay, I know it’s short, but as I was writing this I realized that if I added to it,
it seemed reeeeeeeeeeeallyyyy pointless and it looked as if I was just dragging it on, so
I took out the really bad stuff…but this is okay I guess. Its as long as I could get it..I hope
you liked it…don’t you just love how I update the same day my last chapter gets validated??
You wanna know why?? Cause I get reviews. So…please review!!!!!
Oh by the way, i'm probably not going to update for a few days,
cause i'm really busy lately...

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