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25 Things James Thinks Lily Should Know About Guys by loversmuch
Chapter 5 : Don't ask to put make-up on us. It's just wrong...
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I was sitting in my room in the Heads Dormitories when Lily rushed in looking excited. “Oh good lord, what?” I asked exasperatedly. I knew she wanted something by that gleam in her eyes.
“Well…I’m going to that party during Christmas Break at my dad’s friend’s house, and I need to practice my make-up,” she answered meekly. 

“So?” I asked, fearing where this was going. 

“ see...I was kind of wondering if I could practice on you,” she added. 

Oh nooo way. There is no way I am putting make-up on. No bloody way.

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10 minutes later, I was sitting on Lily’s bed…surrounded by make-up. Yup…that’s right. Make-up. On my face, I was wearing something called foundation and blush. Lily then picked up a lethal - looking, metal object. I leaned back when she came near me. “What is that?” I asked her worriedly. 

She rolled her eyes at me. “It’s an eyelash curler,” she said shortly. 

“More like an eyelash ripper. No way are you coming near me with that thing,” I said 

Lily raised an eyebrow. “Jamessss, you said I could practice on you!” she whined. She’s good at that. Whining, I mean. She always gets me to do whatever she wants. She’s evil that girl. But I still love her. 

I sighed and let her curl my eyelashes with the eyelash ripper.  Then she put eye shadow on me. Then she put eyeliner on me. Then she used mascara. Nearly poked my eye out then. But I guess I could forgive her...I mean...I did blink when she told me not to. And then she used a pencil thing to draw around my lips, and then she put lipstick and lip gloss on me. 

Oh Merlin. I look like a bloody girl. It’s not a good look for me. It really isn’t. I look much better as a guy. 

Lily leaned back and looked my face over. Then her eyes lit up and she dug through her trunk and pulled out a red wig. 

“I use it when I practice on people so I can see how it’ll look with my hair and to make sure it doesn't clash with it," she said when she saw my questioning gaze. 

Then she put the wig on top of my head. Then she bit her lip and looked me over again. She took out her wand and changed my eyes to the exact same shade of emerald as hers.
“Wow,” she said, “I am skilled!” she whooped. Oh how wonderful for you. I wonder if I can take it off now…I reached for a Kleenex and she smacked my hand and I pulled it back in pain. 

“No! I have to take a picture so I remember what I did!” she exclaimed. I rolled my eyes. 

“What next?” I asked. She took her camera out and took a picture of me. 

“Perfect” she said.

Sirius decided that very moment to come into Lily’s room. "Hey Lils...have you seen James? He's not in his room and I wanted to --" He took one look at me and burst out laughing. He was practically rolling on the floor. 

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ahah ah ha. You look like a girl!!” he exclaimed between laughs. 

Oh how funny. Laugh it up Sirius. But watch your back. I know where you sleep. 

I glared at Lily. She smiled innocently back. 
Grr. She’s evil…but like I said before, I love her.

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A/N: So?? What do you think?? I's a bit on the short side, but I didn't know what to do with it. Reviewing can help me write faster you please please please review!

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