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Stupid Girls by Joanne K
Chapter 1 : Stupid Girls
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"There are too many stupid girls in the media." Emma Watson (actress who plays Hermione.)

Stupid girls, stupid girls, stupid girls

They’re so annoying. Parvati and Lavender, that is. How am I supposed to read with those two giggling. They talk about the most stupid things. Right now, for instance, Parvati is showing Lavender the new hair clip she just bought and Lavender is gooing and gushing about how beautiful it is. And they never stop talking about boys! Surely they can think of a more useful past time than discussing which boy is the cutest in our year. How shallow can you get?

Go to
(the common room), you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare

It’s sickening watching them showing off in front of all the boys, laughing loudly at everything the boys say. I mean, honestly, why do they have to act as though they don’t share a brain cell between them. Do they honestly think that the boys won’t like them if they showed an ounce of brains or the ambition to be something other than a piece of eye candy?

What happened to the dreams of a girl
She's dancing in the video next to
(a Weird Sister)
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy
(pygmies) and their teeny-weeny tees

I can’t even get peace out here by the Lake. Here come Lavender and Parvati with Parvati’s twin sister Padma Patil. The three of them are all huddled together giggling about something. Oh, I see, they’ve all got a pink pygmy puff each from Fred and George Weasley’s shop, Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes. Am I the only girl in the school that has not got a pygmy puff, no offence to Ginny, of course. I know that they are cute, but do they really have to shriek and squeal in delight at them. I definitely can’t concentrate with them over there. I’m going to the library, at least it’s peaceful in there.

Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Urgh! I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. I walk through the portrait hole into the Gryffindor common room and there’s Ron snogging Lavender! It’s absolutely disgusting the way he’s slobbering all over her. How could he do this? I really thought he was starting to see me as more than just a friend. But then, he has always been a bit shallow when it comes to girls. Look at Fleur Delacour, he never could stop drooling over her. It’s not fair!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Everywhere I go these days I keep running into Ron and Lavender together. Anyone would think they had been hit with a lip-locker kiss. They’re permanently attached to each other. And it’s not just them, everyone in sixth year seems to have caught a kissing virus. Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson are nearly always together, Seamus Finnigan has just started dating Parvati Patil and I swear I saw Ernie Macmillan and Hannah Abbot kissing behind the greenhouses the other day.

Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more

Look at those girls admiring their reflections in the windows as they pass. They may laugh at my bushy hair, but I have better things to worry about, like studying for my N.E.W.T.s. I doubt any of those girls ever earned fifty points for Gryffindor by looking pretty.

I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see

I’ve just been talking to Professor McGonagall about the last time that Voldemort was strong, she’s been telling me that already things have been happening the same as last time. It angers me to see Lavender and Parvati giggling about trivial things like fashion and boys when Voldemort is out there gaining supporters, they should be more concerned over the ramifications of Voldemort’s return. But instead they’re discussing magical make-up removal.

Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up their hair

They’re at it again. Ron and Lavender have been sitting in that corner kissing for the last half hour. The slurping noises are carrying across the common room. You would think that they would need to surface for air some time soon. It really is disgusting to watch them slobbering all over each other like that. Viktor and I used to kiss when we were together, but we were never all over each other like that. And we had the decency to kiss in private. I really don’t know what Ron sees in Lavender. She might be pretty, but she has sawdust for brains. If they ever did stop kissing for five minutes Ron would soon realise that they have nothing in common and absolutely nothing to talk about.

Finally they’ve unattached themselves from each other. Look at him staring at her as she walks up to the girls’ dormitories, with that love sick look on his face. He’s only looking at her like that because of the way she’s swaying her hips as she walks and flicking her hair in that seductive way. I’m glad that I have more dignity than that.

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Honestly, if Ron wants to go for that sort of thing, it’s his prerogative. I would never lower myself to that kind of standard just for a boy. I’ve got brains and a personality, which is much more important than looks and if Ron can’t see that then it’s his loss.

Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Ron’s finally discovered that beauty is not all that it’s cracked up to be. He’s only now realised that there needs to be more to a relationship than just snogging. It took him long enough to figure it out. Lavender’s up in the girls’ dormitories now, crying to Parvati. I’m sure it won’t last long though, she’ll have found another boy to ask her out within the week. I’m sure she’ll just flutter her eyelashes and pout her lips and the boys will be all over her.

Stupid girl!

A/N: All characters, etc. pertaining to Harry Potter belong to JK Rowling.
Song lyrics belong to Pink (Parts in brackets have been changed by me).

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