An Eye for an Eye
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A/N: This chapter okay and I enjoyed writing it. I hope you like it also. However I would appreciate suggestions to make it better. Thanks
Lily, Eboni and Evan went down early to breakfast, preparing for their initiation into the world of pranking. However getting Eboni out of bed proved much more difficult then they had originally anticipated (“Get your Lazy ass Moving!” “LEAVE ME ALONE”) Lily watched the clock anxiously and finally at fifteen minutes left of breakfast they heard the familiar voices of the Marauders outside the great hall.
The prank consisted of a several complex charms that Lily and Evan had the honor to make last night. Lily had snuck up to the boy’s bedchamber and enchanted the doorway to turn their clothes into women’s underwear. However she threw in that whenever they looked at them selves or each other they would seem perfectly clothed at least until they walked through the double doors into the great hall. That had been Evan’s task while Lily was enchanting the boy’s room Eboni and Evan had snuck down to the hall to place an enchantment on the door that would reveal one’s true clothes. The door opened with the familiar voices and Evan buried her face in her hands trying to hold back fits of laughter. While E.B smirked triumphantly and Lily laughed without apprehension.
The crowd exploded as they one by one caught sight of the three boys wearing extraordinarily feminine skivvies. Several girls had stood to get a better look and Eboni had conjured up a camera and had begun to snap pictures (for blackmail purposes only). Lily nodded and they all rose to pass by the boys who were moving towards the Gryffindor completely unaware that they were half naked. Apparently they thought they got this kind of welcome every morning. As the girls came by they all stopped to look at each other Lily spoke while directing her attention towards James’s only clothes. “Looking good boys.” They looked down in confusion and the girls watched as James, Sirius, and Remus all went white.
Eboni had to hold herself back from laughing hysterically and Evan had gone very pink. Finally James spoke. “Congratulations ladies I didn’t think that you had it in you. But a prank like this is amateur at most. Plus you’d have to be daft to think that we couldn’t pull something like this off” He motioned to the pair of pink frilly underwear as if it were unimportant.
“Yeah,” Sirius said inspecting himself. “Actually I think they are very becoming besides I can rock anything.”
“Let’s eat.” Remus chimed in but his bright red face proved that he was absolutely mortified.
“Here, Here.” He replied as the Marauders turned and made there way to the Gryffindor table waving at a few girls as they went. Lily smiled as she witnessed the spectacle because little did they know that plastered across their bottoms was “Good Morning compliments of the Lady Marauders.”
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“THIS IS WAR!” Sirius roared from his perch next to the fireplace. “It is time to show those girls who is boss.”
“Well you have to admit that they got us pretty good.” James replied twirling the stem of a lily between his fingers and staring absentmindedly into the fireplace.
“Whoa man snap out of it, don’t appreciate there work.” Sirius said kicking James in the side. “They humiliated us in front of the entire school and we are going to get them back. Tonight.”
“They’re not stupid they’ll know that we can get up to the girls dormitories. They’ll be expecting a retaliation which means that they have already take precautions so that we don’t get them while there asleep.” Remus said looking from both James to Sirius. “Plus it’s not like we haven’t humiliated them before.”
“Remus we got detention for their Prank! It wasn’t even our prank and I have to spend a whole night with Filch” Sirius exclaimed “We will get them back tonight! I will not be humiliated like this.” He picked up the pair of green boyshorts that he had been wearing that morning and shook them at James. ‘They call themselves the Lady marauder, THE LADY MARAUDERS. I say that we show them who the real marauders are. And they had to choose green! I look terrible in Green. TERRIBLE.”
“Do you have to repeat everything twice?” James asked suddenly. Sirius smiled and shrugged his shoulders.
“Alright man I’ll do it but I’m telling you that it is a bad idea.” Remus said before picking up his copy of Hogwarts: A History and burying himself inside the text.
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The girls sat in their dorm room laughing at the newly developed pictures of the Marauder boys in women’s underwear. “Look at his face.” Lily laughed pointing at a picture of James who was scratching his head in confusion.
“Forget the face check out the body.” Eboni countered thrusting a picture of both James and Sirius into her hands. Lily eyed Eboni suspiciously which made the girl sigh. She pointed at Sirius’s half naked body. “Look the guy may be my mortal enemy but he still is well made.” Lily studied the picture of James and had to agree, he may be a git but I’d be lying if I said he was anything less than exquisite.
“Tis true. Isn’t it a waste.” Lily said passing the picture over to Evan.
“I wouldn’t say that.’ Evan replied holding a picture of Remus who was trying to hide outside the border of the frame. “Remus really isn’t a bad guy and he is really sweet. But sometimes I just want to kill him.”
“You should really consider dating someone Evan. You are of course one of us which makes you ridiculously attractive. You need to stop holding out for Remus because you say he likes you but he has never asked you out and if it hasn’t happened after six years well I don’t think it’s going to happen.” Eboni watched Evan go red and look out the window. “Hey Evan I’m sorry I didn’t—“
“You’re right you know. I have been waiting for Remus for so long that I’ve let my entire life pass me by. I’m not getting anywhere just waiting. I should move on and get a boyfriend.” But her voice was quiet and edged with pain, Lily quickly changed the subject.
“So what’s your excuse?” She asked Eboni. “Why aren’t you riding the boy bandwagon.” She grabbed a box of chocolates that her mother had sent her and began to
pass it to the other girls.
“I’ll have you know that it is because I generally do not enter into relationships. Boys usually want only one thing and I can get that without dating. Once a guy actually wants to get to know me then I’ll date him.” She took a chocolate from the box and popped it into her mouth. “Plus I am holding out for a guy who looks like that…” She pointed to the picture of Sirius “…but has a heart, brains, and morals.”
“So are you a…” Evan trailed off her face flushing.
“God no and we all know why and if you didn’t well there is only one possible person it could have been.” In their third year Eboni had gotten into a very serious relationship with at fifth year Ravenclaw boy. He said that he loved her and being the innocent that she way she believed him, and took the next step. But after they had “done it” he had broken up with her and created the worlds biggest skeptic. She didn’t leave her bed for a weak and the other two had to haul around garbage bags full of tissues and force her to eat. Eventually the Marauders found out what had happened and went crazy, (especially Sirius) they ended up almost getting expelled by hospitalizing the guy and making him transfer to another school. After that they had to barricade the door to her room because they kept trying to break in. They even went as far as transfiguring themselves into animals, but Lily wasn’t fooled. They had always had this annoying habit of trying to protect them and finally they were the ones who were going to need protection.
“Evan of course you are.” Evan flushed again and nodded. “But Lily I never actually found out about you.” She lay on her stomach and cocked her head to the side as if anticipating Lily’s answer.
“No.” She said her face flushing as well.
“That’s my girl.” Eboni said turning over to her back. “Now hand me those damn chocolates.”
A/N: Did you like it? I thought there revenge was pretty sweet but that was just me I was a little rushed when I wrote this chapter though so don’t be too harsh. I think the next chapter will be the boy’s revenge plan, and I’ll give you a hint. It goes wrong.
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