Chapter 1 : Chapter 1
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I'm only gonna do this once so pay attention *clears throat*
Disclaimer: I am not the brilliant J.K. Rowling, so i don't own Harry Potter, therefore i don't own the characters in this story.
"Ha! No, sorry hangman. I win...again."
"Argh! I hate this stupid muggle game!"
"You just hate it because you can't win."
My friend Alice Turner and I were playing hangman in one very boring History of Magic lesson. We were taking notes...but...uh...got distracted, anyway I'm Lily Evans. I have long auburn hair and vibrant green eyes. I'm generally nice to everyone except to a certain James Potter, but more on him later. My friend Alice has brown hair and brown eyes, she might sound pretty plain but she is extremely pretty. In fact, I would say we were the best looking girls in 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
"Why'd you choose 'B' anyway?" I asked
"Well it seemed like the best answer!" Alice replied defensively
"Alice," I said like I was talking to a 3 year old "you had a 'W' an 'A' then a blank and then a 'D'... I mean c'mon why a 'B'? It wasn't that hard!"
Lets face it, Alice isn't the brightest bulb in the bunch.
"Well 'B' is a very important letter in the alphabet! Without it we wouldn't have words like banana, birthday, baboon, brush, bug, bridge-"
While Alice was naming all the words that start with 'B', I felt something hit the back of my head. I turned around and saw the Marauders. Ahh, the Marauders, what can i say about the Marauders? Well a lot of curses, hexes, and swears would do, but other than that, James Potter is the ring-leader and†has jet-black that he is constantly runs his hair through to make it look like he just got off a broom. He is a arrogant, annoying, rude pig who somehow gets a girlfriend for every week. Some airhead girls just swoon over him for some unknown reason to me. It might be because of his muscular body, handsome features, and charm...but i don't notice things like that in him. He is truly the bane of my existence. He is constantly asking me out, trying to impress me...I hate him with a passion...really.
"-bread, banner, butter, blonde, band, braces, bounce, books-"
Next comes Sirius Black. Sirius has black hair, like James, but it falls more elegantly around his face. He is just as bad as Potter. The two are connected at the hip, never seen apart, sort of like me and Alice. He is also just as much as a womanizer as Potter, and†I guess just as 'hott' too. He's†a beater on the Gryiffindor quidditch team, James is the captain and a chaser.
"-busy, balloon, bear, bee, bat, bag, bed, brave-"
Then there's Remus Lupin. Remus was the only Marauder I accually like. He's like...normal. Except for his problem...he's a werewolf. I found out in like 4th year. He's the most mature Marauder, girls still crush on him, but he doesn't take advantage. He has sandy blonde hair, and is a prefect with me. He's also probably the smartest. Accually, all the Marauders are pretty smart, except for Peter.
"-bobcat, bippity, bobbity, boo, bargain, baraber, battle-"
Peter Petegrew. Peter is uh...nice, he may have a little problem...okay he's got a lot of BIG problems. He's disgusting, freaky, wierd...must i go on? He follows James, Sirius, and Remus around all day and is amazed at every little thing they do. He is usually caught picking his nose and scratching places nomal people don't do in public.
"-blaze, blast, blade, bossy, boring, beautiful, brownies-"
Anyway, when I turned around I see James and Sirius looking around trying to look innocent. Remus was rolling his eyes and sighing exasperatingly. Peter was sitting there with a look of concentration on his face. What he was concentrating on, I don't know, and I'm not sure I want to.
"Looking at me again Evans! Tsk tsk!" said Potter in†a Mcgonagall sort-of-way.
I rolled my eyes and he pointed to a piece of crumbled paper on the ground. I picked it up and read:
Evans go out with me.
Ugh! Potter! I looked at Alice but she was in her own world, the world of words that start with 'B'. I sighed and wrote:
Potter, you already have a girlfriend, so no.
I threw it over my shoulder and soon felt another note hit my head.
So if I didn't have a girlfriend you'd go out with me?
Anyway, Cindy-whats-her-head isn't going to last long, so you will have another chance soon.
Right, and Potter, her name is Lizzie.
I don't know her name, I just call†them all Cindy. How†would you know her name?
Because my reason for living is to have extensive knowlege of everything and everyone in your life.
I KNEW IT!
And the funny thing is, he's not joking...he didn't pick up on any sarcasm whatsoever.†
She's in my dorm, genius, and she wouldn't shut up about you.
I'm sure she's not the only one who won't shut up about me...
You're right! Maria won't either.
You've dated her! She was Lizzie's best friend, but they had a little cat fight about you.
I know i'm just so irresistable! Was Maria the one with the black hair? I only dig red heads...
Stupid Potter...and Lizzie, his current girlfriend, is blonde.
"-bandit, banana, barrier, bogey...like the one Peter just flung at you!"
"What?!?!" I ducked for cover.
"Relax, I was just making sure you were paying attention." said Alice
"Geez Alice, don't scare me like that!" I said just as the bell rang. I bent down to pick up my bag, but it wasn't there. 'Where'd it go?' then it clicked, Potter!
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