Chapter 1 : Chapter 1
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“Now, my loyal subjects, I want every one of you to go out and find me this particular form of Lovage. This will not be a difficult task, it’ll be like taking candy from a baby,” The Dark Lord Voldemort sneered, a wicked grin spreading over his features.
“Of course, some of us might find that a little more difficult than others!” All heads turned to the voice that rang from the double doors to Voldemort’s chamber. Harry Potter stood there, a new braveness in his demeanor.
“Harry Potter! I must say I am surprised to see you here!” Voldemort sneered. His followers drew their wands, but the Dark Lord put up a hand to stop them. “Finally ready to face your fate, boy?”
“Oh you bet I am. I hope you are too,” Harry said, stepping into the room. As he moved, Voldemort noticed the bags that sat behind the young teenager.
“What are you talking about Potty?” Draco Malfoy took off his mask and brushed his hair back.
“Well, it’s kind of a long story. You see, about a month ago, I was having some very intense dreams. Dreams of you, to be exact,” Harry nodded to Voldemort. He slowly walked to the center of the circle of Death Eaters, his hands in his pockets. “So, my friends and I were trying to figure out what they could mean. After days of studying and researching we came across a possible answer.”
“And?” Voldemort sneered even more.
“Now this seemed very outlandish to me, so we did a test. Rather on a whim, see,” Harry looked down at his toes.
“What kind of a test?” Lucius finally spoke up, removing his mask as well.
“A simple cheek swab. We gave it to a doctor to run a DNA scan,” Harry noticed the confused looks on the Malfoys’ faces, “Uh, a muggle test to see what makes me me,” he explained quickly. “And we took the results and compared them to your old school records, Voldemort, and well it turns out you’re my dad!” Harry drew out his hands, shrugging his shoulders. He looked at Voldemort with a happy smile. A charged silence hung in the air as Voldemort blinked at Harry.
“Bullocks!” Draco said.
“No, not really. It’s true! Kinda like this space guy my cousin would watch movies about. Duke Cloudrunner or something like that.” Harry waved his hand in an attempt to remember the man’s name.
“Luke Skywalker! From Star Wars! Yeah, his arch-nemesis was Darth Vader. He was always trying to kill Luke because Luke didn't want him to be the ruler of space. But then it turned out that Darth Vader was his father! And this girl he liked, Leah, was his sister!” Vincent Crabbe removed his mask as this and grinned, “Those movies are awesome!” He looked over at Draco, nodding his head. Draco sneered.
“Is this some last effort to convince me not to kill you Potter? Because even if what you say is true, I wouldn’t hesitate to cast a certain unforgivable in your direction,” Voldemort ignored his Junior Death Eaters.
“My name is Riddle now by the way, and no, because even if you wanted to, you couldn’t kill me.” Harry stated calmly.
“Why is that?” Voldemort frowned.
“Because after we found out that you’re my father, I said I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. And I know that you desire to be immortal. Hermione and I worked on a spell together that allows us to share fates.” Harry explained matter of factly.
“Meaning what exactly?” Draco drawled.
“Meaning,” Harry cast him an exasperated eye, “If I die, you die. If you die, I die. If you live forever, I …”
“Live forever,” Voldemort finished for him. Harry grinned and nodded.
“You know what this means!” Harry’s grin grew. “It means we have all of eternity to catch up and learn about each other, Dad! I mean honestly, isn’t the whole evil maniac out for power and revenge thing getting a little old?” Harry threw his arms around Voldemort’s midsection and squeezed. “You’ll be the father I never had!” he whispered into Voldemort’s cloak. Voldemort grimaced in disgust and shot Lucius a pleading glare.
However, Lucius had long ago passed out.
Author's Note: Yeah, probably my shortest chapter ever! But I think the next ones will be longer. It's been a while since I've written anything. Man this feels good!!!
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