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Kryptonite Sisters by Kainami
Chapter 1 : The master plan
 
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"7th year is going to be hell for all of us, so I decided to call this meeting, now it is apparent that each of us has something against a certain boy in the Marauders group, and so I have devised a plan," Lily said standing over her table talking to her three closest friends, Nymphandora Tonks, Pamila Fletchly, and Alexandria Tanner.

Alexandria stood and finished her Lily's proposal, "I say we beat them at their own game and bring them to their knees and under our power, these gits think theyíre supermen so we are going to take them down," Lily nodded, " That is exactly my plan Alex, now we'll need a name and a plan," Tonks then said, "well they think theyíre supermen right? And we want to find and exploit the weaknesses, how about we call our selves the Kryptonite sisters," Pamila giggled, "thatíll be perfect, and we can prank them and make them drool till they drown," "Now that's the plan! So, we'll need allies, and I mean in the worst places, we'll need to infiltrate Slytherin territory," Tonks gasped, "Oh Lily that's pure genius, well I can get Narcissa and some other Blacks, and maybe even Lucius, Crabbe and Goyel,"

Lily nodded, "Great, now one thing I know you won't like to much, Alex, Tonks, you might have to use your full first names," Alex and Tonks both exclaimed, "WHAT!" Lily continued, "It would add an edge, think about it, for example Tonks wouldn't Sirius be absolutely confused beyond confused if somebody called you Nymphandora and you didn't care? Or Alex if people started calling you Alexandria and you didn't murder them wouldn't Remus have to put his book down and see why there were no screams of terror?" Alex sank into her seat, "I guess, but on one condition, I chose our wardrobe and you have to comply to it,"

Lily nodded "okay, lets get our trunks up to my room and we'll have some fun," The girls raced up the stairs past Petunia. The girls rushed up the step and into their wardrobes

"Okay Lily, you are too much of a perfect student and I'm going to help you break that habit," Alex said as she ripped Lily's shirt so that it revealed her belly button.

With lightning fast precision Alex waved her wand and Lily's tops became tighter and many had slits in the front to show off Lily's stomach. "Now I have the perfect thing for you to wear when we go to the station tomorrow". She waved her wand again and took out a mid-drift green tank top and dark blue low rider jeans. "James will go mad," Lily looked at the clothes and said, "my mother won't let me out of the house like that," "that's why we have the poncho, Now Tonks, we have a lovely black one trap tank top and hip hugging black miniskirt," Tonks took her outfit with pride, "couldn't have chosen better," "now Pam, Peter is a simple idiot so it doesn't take much to make him drool but so that you look awesome anyway, flared jeans and a 'don't touch' t shirt, and then for me a blue tube top and black low rider jeans with the book print on the pockets." Tonks rubbed her hands together and said, "The Marauders are going to fell on their Asses!"

The girls laughed and decided to get some sleep before the big day ahead of them.




The next day the girls put on their clothes and make sure everything was pack. Their makeup was perfect and their hair was stylish but casual. Finally walking down the stairs her mother had bowls filled with cereal. "Eat up then hurry to the car I want to get to the mall before traffic starts," Mrs. Evans said looking disgusted at the girls eating in front of her. "Witches, ugh," Lily looked at her friends warning them not to say anything. They ate their breakfast quickly and Lily grabbed her stereo and they ran out the door. Cramming themselves into the tiny little white car as quickly as possible the girls began to gossip about the year to come. "Oh we have to get one of us of maybe more on to the quittich team, we've already got our head girl," Alex laughed.

Lily smiled, "well I'm sure you'll be great but remember Remus like to read and likes girls for their minds and self control," Alex laughed again,"fine I'll control myself when I use a new spell I've invented to torture Snivellus!" Nymph snickered, "you think he's still wearing those dingy grey under pants?" The girls crack up laughing and decided to sing to Lily's radio the rest of the way to Kingís Cross station. The girls go out and Mrs. Even drove away hoping not to be seen with the girls. Once the door closed Lily yelled at the top of her lungs at the car, "BITCH!" The girls took off their ponchos and proceeded to platform 9 and 3/4.

The girls turned heads as they walked side-by-side hair flying back as if they were models. There at the end of the platform stood the Marauders. The girls had rehearsed this moment, each pulled out a different item making them seem all the more enticing, Alexandria a book, Lily a cherry lollypop, Nymphandora a pair of dark sunglasses, and Pamila, a chocolate bar. They passed the boys and while they stared Remus said, "Alex? Wow, might I see your book"" Alex turned around and said, "of course, but call me Alexandria, I'm changing my look, it suits me better," Alexandria handed Remus her book for Remus to read, "Lunar Moods, the study of the affect of the moon on our bodies," he handed the book back and said, "it looks fascinating, I'll see you later correct?" "Quite right," Alexandria joined the girls and they boarded the train. The girls had smiles one their faces as they entered an empty compartment.

Lily enchanted her radio and it began to play. Alex placed in a CD labeled Kryptonite sister theme songs inside the CD player and the first song came on.

Never win first place, I donít support the team
I canít take direction, and my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight cuz I canít do nothiní right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I canít take the person stariní back at me
Iím a hazard to myself

Donít let me get me
Iím my own worst enemy
Itís bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Donít wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

L.A. told me, youíll be a pop star,
All you have to change is everything you are.
Tired of being compared to damn Britney spears
Sheís so pretty, that just ainít me

Doctor, doctor wonít you please prescribe me somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Cuz Iím a hazard to myself

Donít let me get me
Iím my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Donít wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Donít let me get me
Iím my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Donít wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

Doctor, doctor wonít you please prescribe me Somethin
A day in the life of someone else?
Donít let me get me

Donít let me get me
Iím my own worst enemy
Its bad when you annoy yourself
So irritating
Donít wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

The girls laughed as they danced and sang their specific part to the song and Lily and Alexandria even danced their special duet.

Alex's personal theme song came on and she began to dance and sing,

I hate the world today
You're so good to me, I know
But I can change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe Iím an angel underneath
In a sentence sweet

Yesterday I cried
Must have been to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

I'm a bitch I'm a lover
I'm a child I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothin' in between
You know, you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean, you'll have to be a stronger man
Jused to shooter, when I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change and today won't mean a thing

I'm a bitch I'm a lover
I'm a child I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothin' in between
You know, you wouldn't want it any other way

Just when you think
You got me
Figure out the seasons all ready changing
I think it's cool, you do what you do
And don't try to sing this

I'm a bitch I'm a lover
I'm a child I'm a mother
I'm a sinner I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell I'm your dream
I'm nothin in between
You know, you wouldn't want it any other way

I'm a bitch, I' tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you're hurt
When you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb
I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Then was Nymphandora's Ironic theme song she loved to sing long with Alex sometimes.

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...
It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures


Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out

"I love this song!" Tonks said. "That's because it's ironic just like you Nymph," Alex stopped the CD. "I'm sure this year will be great, why don't we become animagi? You can come with me when I have to take care of my hairy older sister," Lily smiled, "it's illegal but I wouldn't mind if it's to help wolfy," "just don't let the guy know about my nickname, they'll ask question," The girls nodded and began dancing to the radio again.

(A/N The Songs in this Chapter are 1. Don't let me get me, by Pink 2. I'm a Bitch by Meredith Brooks and 3. Ironic also by Alanis Morrasette.


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