Ginny and Smith walked up to the North Tower, glaring at each other. It took a while to get there, but they finally climbed the ladder to the Divination classroom. They sat on the floor, facing each other.
“Ok, now here’s how it’s gonna work,” started Ginny.
“Who said you could take control of the group?” interrupted Smith. Ginny frowned at him and continued.
“As I was saying,” she said, “We need a team name.”
“How about the Ginny haters?” suggested Smith, smirking.
“Very funny. Let’s just pick something, it doesn’t matter,” said Ginny.
“Fine. How about the Arse Kickers?” said Smith.
Ginny smiled. “Actually, I like that.”
“I knew you would,” said Smith, grinning.
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Team Two: Hermione and Luna
Hermione and Luna walked down the dungeons to the Potions classroom. They sat on Snape’s desk, but not before throwing the papers that were on it to the floor, which they thoroughly enjoyed.
“So, first let’s come up with a name,” said Hermione.
“All right. How about the snargleums?” said Luna.
“What’s a snargleum?” asked Hermione.
“It’s a little green bug that causes the person who owns it to have good luck,” explained Luna, knowingly.
“Snargleums don’t exist,” said Hermione, firmly.
“Yes they do!” said Luna.
“No they don’t.”
“Yes they do.”
“Do not!”
“Do too!”
“Do not!”
“Do too!”
“Fine, we can be the snargleums,” said Hermione, grudgingly.
“Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!” said Luna, looking very pleased, “We’re the Snargleums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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Team Three: Malfoy and Neville
Malfoy and Neville walked up to the D.A.D.A. classroom. Neville sat down on the floor, cowering. Malfoy smirked and sat on the teacher’s desk.
“So, here’s how it’s gonna work,” started Malfoy.
“Y-Your not the b-boss of me,” stuttered Neville.
“Oh, please, blood traitor,” said Malfoy, “I’m way more superior than you. Now, here are the rules. Rule number one. I am naming our team. Rule number two. You are not allowed to look me in the eyes. Rule number three. You must refer to me as Lord Draco, master of mudbloods, muggles, muggle lovers and squibs and everything and anything ever that was, is and ever will be.” Neville looked worried.
“Um, ok,” he said.
“Ok, what?”
“Ok, Lord Draco, um… Master of a lot of things that is and are and such as.”
“Wrong! All right, you can call me something else,” said Malfoy. Neville sighed in relief, “You can call me Lord Draco, m-o-m-m-ml-s-e-a-e-t-w-i-e-w-b.” Neville looked worried again.
“Ok, Lord Draco, m-o-m-m-m-m-m-m-m, um…..” said Neville.
“Fine!” said Malfoy, exasperatedly. “Just call me Lord Draco.
“Yes Lord Draco,” said Neville, quivering. Malfoy smiled.
“Now,” started Malfoy, “Our team name will be The Mudblood and Muggle Haters Who are Going to Win this Lame Contest.”
“But I don’t hate mudbloods and muggles,” complained Neville.
“So?” said Malfoy a.k.a. Lord Draco.
“And why does the name have to be so long?” asked Neville.
“Because! Long names are cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” exclaimed Malfoy.
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Team Four: Ron and Lavender
Ron and Lavender walked to the Library. They were walking very far apart. Ron was afraid of being slapped again. They walked into the library and sat at a table, across from each other.
“Well, let’s pick a name,” said Ron, hastily.
“Ron, why are you always with Hermione?” asked Lavender.
“She’s my best friend,” said Ron.
“Yeah, but you’re not just friends,” said Lavender, knowingly.
“Yes we are! We only friends!”
“No you’re not!”
“Yes we are!”
“Not!”
“Are!”
“Not!”
“Are!”
“Not!”
“Are!” This went on for a while before Ron said. “Let’s just pick a name, okay?”
“Okay,” agreed Lavender, “Let’s be the Ron and Hermione Forever team!”
“No!!!!!!” exclaimed Ron. Lavender stood up, leaned over the table and grabbed the front of his robes with one hand. Holding a fist to his face she said, “We’re going to be the Ron and Hermione Forever Team, or I’m going to pound your face in!”
“Okay, okay! We can be the Ron and Hermione Forever team, just don’t hurt me!!!” wined Ron in the high voice that he gets when he’s afraid. Lavender released him and sat back down.
“Great! Now what’s our plan?” she said, leaning back in her chair.
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Team One: Harry and Voldemort
Harry walked with Voldemort to the Transfiguration classroom. They too were walking far apart.
‘What the heck?’ thought Harry, ‘Here’s the man that killed my parents and so many others and I’m partnered with him!!!!!!! This is unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!’
‘Wow,’ thought Voldemort, ‘Here’s the stupid boy that has thwarted me so many times!!! The idiot boy whom I loathe and I’m partnered with him!!!!!!! Too bad I can’t kill him right here, right now! Stupid Dumbledore, making me do an unbreakable vow! I’ll have to find a loophole.’ They reached the classroom and walked into it. Harry sat at the front of the room by the black board and Voldemort sat at the back of the room. They sat there, glaring at each other for a while.
“Well,” started Harry. He was speaking normally and even though Voldemort was sitting at the other end of the room, he could hear Harry, “We need a team name.”
“Let’s be the Death Eaters!!” exclaimed Voldemort, giddily.
“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” yelled Harry.
“Fine. How about the Dark Wizard Anonymous?” suggested Voldemort.
“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“The Knockturn Alleys?”
“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“The Voldemorts?”
“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Voldemort and the Scarhead?”
“NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“FINE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST????” screamed Voldemort.
“FINE!!!!!!!!” shouted Harry back, “WE CAN BE VOLDEMORT AND THE SCARHEAD!!!!”
“YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” cheered Voldemort. Harry sighed and grinded his teeth. It was going to be a long month until school started.
A/N: Ok, now I know what you are all thinking. ‘Why does lavender what to be the Ron and Hermione Forever team?’ Well, I figure she wants him to be happy with Hermione cause she knows they are meant to be. And it’s funnier!!! : } And read my friend, Indio Star Black's stories cause she aint got no reviews!!! And read my sis, Mandie Rush's storiesOkay, another review!!!
Team One: Harry and Voldemort- Room: Transfiguration Classroom
Team Name: Voldemort and the Scarhead
Team Two: Hermione and Luna- Room: Potions Classroom
Team Name: The Snargleums
Team Three: Malfoy and Neville- Room: Defense Against the Dark Arts Classroom
Team Name: The Mudblood and Muggle Haters Who Are Going To Win This Lame Contest
Team Four: Ron and Lavender- Room: Library
Team Name: Hermione and Ron Forever
Team Five: Ginny and Smith- Room: Divination Classroom
Team Name: Arse Kickers
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