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How not to be a Woodley by NH Stadler

Rating: MatureStory Reviews: 537
Chapters: 32
Words: 142969
Characters: Albus, James (II), OC
Genre(s): Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Era: Next Generation
Pairings: James/OC, Harry/Ginny, Teddy/Victoire, OC/OC, Other Pairing
Status: Work In Progress
First Published: 2014.09.18
Last Published Chapter: 2017.09.17
Last Updated: 2017.09.17
Favorite Story Of: 318 users
Advisory: Contains profanity, Mild violence, Scenes of a sexual nature, Substance abuse, Sensitive topic/issue/theme

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The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Post-Hogwarts (2017)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best OC for Elizabeth Woodley (2017)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Plot Twist (2017)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Most Original Fic (2017)

The HPFF Dobby Awards: Winner - Best Story of 2017!


*Dobby Award 2017 Best Post-Hogwarts*
*Dobby Award 2017 Best OC*
*Dobby Award 2017 Best Plot Twist*
*Dobby Award 2017 Most Original Fic*


Spectacular rumours, shocking plots, and outrageous family expectations.
Can you feel the pressure?
I know I do.

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Ch. # Chapter Title Word Count Reviews Read
1 Legacy

"No wonder the girl was sorted into the wrong house"

2709 11
2 Hogwarts Again

“You know that’s why people think you’re stuck up.”

2914 10
3 A Pool of Teenage Hormones

James Potter probably didn’t give a flying snitch.

2118 6
4 The Potter Boys

“YOLO, Seth. YOLO.”

2172 8
5 The Crapula Incident

"And she used to look like a boy!"

3031 6
6 The Disadvantages of being a Nerd

"James is a smart boy but there are other things on his mind."

3520 5
7 The Awkward Hug Incident

“You hold grudges like only a Woodley can.”

3975 4
8 An Educated Meltdown

"You’re not the first one who has some weird obsession with me so just go find the others and, I don’t know, start a club or something.”

3958 10
9 A Pocket full of Secrets

 “You cracked like Gretchen Wieners."

4440 7
10 The Potter Complication

“You help me with potions and, in return, I’ll greet you in the corridors.”

3549 3
11 A Mature Arrangement

“Oh, that’s reassuring; coming from someone who looks like a crazy professor!” 

3444 4
12 A Battle of Wits

“I thought you were a nutcase but you are actually pretty smart.”

4225 4
13 A Rescue Mission

"You are late. And apparently you forgot how to dress properly as well.”

4944 6
14 A Game of Quidditch

“I would have felt bad if something had eaten you.”

5549 8
15 Where there's a Weasley, there's a Potter

"Let’s just act like young people. For once."

5832 11
16 Of Good Girls and Bad Influences

“Well, pyjama-girl is leaving now.”

4310 14
17 The Naked Bathroom Occurrence

"I really don't think you are in a position to be picky, Woodley."

5485 17
18 Of Fangirls and Fanatics

"Is there a reason why you're not wearing a shirt?"

4890 27
19 Into the Lion's Den

“Could we just maybe try to look a little less intimidated?”

5285 23
20 An Abundance of Potters Part One

“I love this time of the year. The air is pregnant with unhealthy relationship drama.” 

5278 20
21 An Abundance of Potters - Part Two

"Perfect miniature apples. On a miniature tree. I could have had tiny apples for breakfast every day!”

6439 22
22 Of Potters and Woodleys

“Does it seem bigger to you? It feels bigger."

4597 20
23 The Gift of the Woodleys

“I look like a bloody panda.”

4722 24
24 The Stumbling Stag

“I’ll get us some shots, then."

3986 24
25 A Teenage Frenzy

It was a good plan – not brilliant, but solid.

4313 21
26 A Woodley Never Quits

"We don’t talk about it. We are Woodleys, after all.” 

4043 17
27 Rumour Has It

“Well then you shouldn’t have crept up on my like a mad axe-murderer, should you."

5384 15
28 Going Down

“Not everything we do is a joke, Lizziebeth.” 

6681 16
29 Of High Hopes and Low Expectations

“Nothing good can come of it in a castle full of lunatics and a family like ours.”

4369 19
30 The Edge of Reason

“How does that saying go? Fool me once?” 

6519 26
31 Of Rebels and Romantics

“This is great. Somebody bought me. Like it’s 1485.” 

5304 85
32 Of Knights in Filthy Armour

   “I am NOT in love with him!” 

4984 44

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