hahaha wth?? this was so crazy.. in a good way :)

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um slightly disturbing.but hysterical nontheless

7/10

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it was very funny and quirky.but underneath that also a deeper meaning.especially with the whole forgiveness thing and seeing through darkness and thinking a person can still be good! I like that. nice that you gave harry a girlfriend and as i'm english i like that you used 'foggiest' ;) (very british)

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Its Mad Funny!!! I love it! The Marietta part is kinda weird but who said Voldy being gay was normal?

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Goldymort? Um. not to be mean or anything, but were you on a high or something while you were typing this ridiculously insane story?
- Starbucks Barista..

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We are currently laughing our butts off and rolling on the floor bumping into sharp things so we are not fit to review properly. ~Drunk Elves

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Lol...I will forever see Voldemort...or rather, Goldymort, before killing someone, give them his buissness card and say "toodles!" before finishing them off. LMAO!!

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Haha, I love it. =] Good job.

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Goldymort... wow.

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what an interesting story! So different from the usual... I laughed out loud at the mere thought of voldemort in dress slacks, silk shirt, and leather boots.. :D and marietta...of all girls?? I thought the g/f was going to be ginny when you wrote that she and tom had met before...anyway, great story! :D

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ok a little crazy but funny all the same. loves it! please r&r my stories.

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You've got to be kidding. You really expect me to believe that Riddle and Lupin are a bit on the light side? Well.....stranger things have happened.

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I. . .okay. That was quite interesting, to say the least. Well, the least would be nothing. . .but you get the point.

You certainly have a straaaaaaaange sense of humor (that's coming from me, though, so I wouldn't take it too seriously).

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well that was simply delightful. No more nightmares about Volders anymore! explains a lot, really, doesn't it? he is just a poor misunderstood soul!

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haha that was funny, i only got to read half of it and i was laughing soooo hard! nice touch with the marietta by the way. I assume tht's meant to be the same marietta from the books? what's her last name? ...it slips my mind right now....something-combe right?

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Carl...It's official.

You're crazy.

Great job.

Author's Response: I know.

I know.

Thank you Umby!

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great fic! totally hilarious! and... who's marietta?

Author's Response: Thank you; I'm glad you liked it. Marietta Edgecombe is Cho's sour and traitorous friend from OotP.

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LMAO! Thank god you warned me not to drink anything while reading it... =P Really funny story Carl... I loved it!

Author's Response: Thank you so much. I'm glad that you enjoyed it and weren't drinking any liquids while reading. I had a particularly bad incident with some Coke and a humor fic a while back. I was cleaning the computer for hours.

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Haha, Marietta!? That's crazy! : P

Author's Response: I know, a true reflection of the person who wrote it... whoever he is....

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I love this little story its so different from what could have happened. its got character honestly lots of it, keep it up!

Author's Response: I'm glad you liked my story and think it has character. I was trying to be absurd but still stay true to the characters. Thanks for the review.

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Hilarious story, Carl. The scene where "Goldymort" pours out his heart to Harry was written so well - so serious even though the topic was amazingly absurd. I really liked the way that you didn't name Harry's girlfriend until the very end, it made it even funnier to think that Harry is with Marietta rather than the usual girls chosen for him. Great story, it was a pleasure to read!

Author's Response: Well, you absolutely nailed a lot of the stuff that I was really trying to bring out in the story, so I'm glad that it's getting through and that you enjoyed it. Thank you for your review.

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Brilliant ... it is hilarious. I'm going to read it again.

Author's Response: Thank you for your review; I hope you enjoy it as much the second time around.

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Lmao, this was hilarious! I loved it!

Author's Response: Glad I could provide you with some laughs.

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harrys with marietta now? that just shocked me more than the whole goldymort gone good thing! but this was a good story.

Author's Response: I wanted to add a little shocker there at the end. I'm glad you liked it.

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Eng, you have very twisted sense of humor. That was great! :)

Author's Response: Yes, I do have a twisted sense of humor, something that you wouldn't normally see in my other fic(s). Thanks for the review.

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