the parkinsons are total whack jobs. this is good.

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You really have to continue that story, it is great - in a strange way ;)

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what the heck? that chapter was really very weird, but very funny at the same time... but why isn`t hermoine just running away from home? I think that would be better than being a stripper, i mean she is the Gryffindor book-worm!!!

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Hilarious! I loved that chapter, it was so funny :D

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just continue the story its really awesome !!!

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haaa.. this story is hilarious!!
good job

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haaa.. this story is hilarious!!
good job

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Well it's an interesting story! Definitely original! Not sure that I like all of the POV's tho.

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haha...its interesting to see from two perspectives..although a little repetitive...

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Well, interesting is one word for this chapter, and interesting of the good variety indeed! I like the way you didn't tell us what had happened straight away, for example "Draco was upset because his mother wasn't his mother", okay, so no one would write that, but the point I'm trying to make is that you pulled us into the story, made us interested!

I just hope you build up the Draco characteristics slowly, adding dimension after dimension so that you don't have the "I'm Draco, I have no kindness in me" but you have the "I'm Draco, I act the way I act because of many things that have happened to me throughout my life, I am misunderstood" yadda yadda yadda!! What I'm really trying to say is that I hope you creat your own Draco, a deep, meaningful Draco...

Anyway, I noticed you made this banner! It's amazing!!! Do you make them for other people??? If you could, could you e-mail me??? emz_rocks@hotmail.co.uk

9/10 well done! Keep it up!

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ahhh.
like it alot. update!

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This story sounds interesting... and funny! I can somewhat believe Draco's situation, but Hermiones, not so much...

I don't think that it's very believable for Hermione's parents to just get rid of her all of the sudden... Just because you're not someone's blood doesn't mean your not family, right? I myself an adopted, and my mother would NEVER say 'you're not my daughter!' the way Mrs. Granger did... I think that a mother's or father's love for their child goes well beyond who poped them out xD That's just my opinion, and I probably misunderstood the situation anyways xD Can't wait to read the next chapter, though! Keep up the good work :D

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lawlzy.i love it.love the twists of this story. :D

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Hell yeah, the tables have turned... It's amazing and incredible is it not?

Of course you can't have Hermione really strip, that would be so wrong, and Hermione Granger would never do that, even if she's Hermione Parkinson now...

Anyways, please update ASAP, this story is hilarious.

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EWWW! This is just sick, sick, sick. I'd really hate to be Hermione at this moment... but then again, she doen't actually have to shag anyone...

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Hm... Pansy is a little better, of course muggles rock, even though I wish I was a witch, well witches can have both...

Finally Pansy can be rid of her slutty ways...

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Yup, Draco's POV is better, almost all of them are, I think it's because they're more detailed.

Hm... how will Draco find his hotel?

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Hm... mental slaps and kicks? I've always wondered how they worked...

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Oh, my, this chapter is just hilarious! Pansy just spent the entire chapter insulting herself! O_O She really is a bitch and an idiot.

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Lol! This is getting interesting, but Draco might never find out if Hermione doesn't tell him.

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Oh, but he's not a "pureblood bastard" he's a half-blood bastard. ^_-

As for Draco, Hermione isn't a mudblood, oh no, she's "higher" than you. hehe =]

Oh and, you don't need your wand to apparte.

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Lol! This is hilarious. Poor Draco and Hermione, it must suck to be them, I mean, the Hermione Granger, a Parkinson? And the Draco Malfoy a half-blood? If I didn't know better, I'd say that this must be a joke.

What will they do?

10/10

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i absolutely love your story. it is one of the best i have read in a long, long time. could you please write another chapter, im dying from crappy fanfiction! AH

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oh please update soon coz i find this story just so funny and i love it to bits. so please please please update soon 10/10

Nads

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Man that was weird what kind of parents are they? making Hermione go and strip ew thats just weird. but none the less it was simply fascinating

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