you counted the licks

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This was awesome, are you going to do more HBPPs even though the sixth book's already out?

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This is definitely the most hilarious story I have ever read in my entire life. I was laughing out loud for most parts and I am afraid I'll wake up someone since it is the middle of the night. So thank you for making me stay up late by forcing me to keep on reading your story, since it couldn't possibly wait until morning.

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That was weird

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I like this! It's funny and creative!

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okeee.... a bit like Lemony Snicket...

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Great fic!! I was laughing so hard. Hehe....author insertion......bookshelf....all classic. Good work!

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What is an author insertion? (what? what did you expect as a review?)

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you are amazing. i am absolutely in love with you. that. was. mind-blowing. this stupid rate thing is broken--it only goes up to ten.

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I cracked out laughing while reading this fic!(and believe me,it's painful to crack...not to mention it ruins your carpet)You really have talant...I loved Po-I-Forgot-His-Surname the best though.Keep it up!

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Let me be truthful: This is a great story. It's also reminding me of Monty Python which is even better because I love them!! I am a fan of this story, definitely.

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Very funny and smart! I liked it.

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hehehehe!!!!!! that was like the best storie ever! please, please, write more! oh and really? i alwase thought it would be closer to 312...

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i really, really loved your story! i laughed so much! the only thing i didn't like about it was how your writing seemed so much like Lemony Snicket's (or David Whateverhislastnameis) writing. so unless you happen to be David Whateverhislastnameis (which I highly doubt you are) then you should try using your own style of writing, not copying his. THe world already has a David W., but they don't have you. And your style of writing is wanted just as much in the world as David W.'s is. (W stands for Whateverhislastnameis)

Author's Response: First of all, his name is Daniel Handler, not David W. And I didn't *copy* his. I've been writing like that since far before I read the Series of Unfortunate Events. In fact, I JUST read Lemony Snicket, and haven't even finished yet. I've always had a conversation-like writing style. Would you prefer I just wrote the same mindless "And then he did this..." as the rest of the fanfiction world? Your right when you say the world already has a "David W." but you have to realise that the world has a whole lot more people who just write "conventionally" -- a word which here means "in the normal, boring way." --Potter47

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This is a great story...its really funny and sarcastic!

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That was absolutely brilliant. It was by far the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. I read the story simply because you suggested that maybe Crookshanks was the half blood prince and I thought that was comedic genius. I've never read a comedy like this before it was sarcasm and hilarity all in one. You really portrayed writing as comedic as well as educational. I loved it, a ten!

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hee hee hee!

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