OMG YOU UPDATED...AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THE PLOTLINE! OFFENCE! BUT IT'S OK BECAUSE THIS WAS. HILARIOUS! SO FUNNY! SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO FUNNY, LITERALLY LIKE THE FUNNIEST THING EVER...
i loved everything. the socks. the james. SMELLS LIKE COOKIE? that is amazing. i love it.
k im gonna go kill myself and create a folio about stupid things.
AWESOME RIGHT? HAVE FUN EATING A BUBBLE.
thats rainbow. like your socks.
HIPPIE RIOTS? OMG THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY.
k i'll just go buy that giraffe over there and give it to the year 12s so they'll give us their spot.
cool? cool. GREAT CHAPTER :D

Author's Response: LIKE THE PLOTLINE!?
SOCKS.JAMES.HALLE.JESS...CONNER.
FLUTTERBIES.
the folio hath beeen completed. bubble has been consumed.
HIPPIE RIOTS RIGHT?
i'll give them a muffin.
can't believe a bird pooped on us. AGAIN.

GREAT PINEAPPLE
lOony

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dared.

I was tempted to leave my review to merely this one word. LOVED THE CHAPTER! EPIC! AAS USUAL! hmmm plotline huuuhhh, never called ME about it. pshh just saying! Clamax should be a word.

Author's Response: cheese.

i was tempted to leave my response to merely this one food type.

so i will.

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I LOVE this story! It's SO FUNNY! Write more soon.

Author's Response: I LOVE this review.
it made me smile :D
glad you like the nuttiness.
KOALA.
more coming soon...

lOony

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...I have no words. Is that a good or a bad thing? Take it whichever way you want but all I know is that I am confused. Extremely confused. Is there a plot to this fanfic? (That is a genuine question just so you know).

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...I have no words. Is that a good or a bad thing? Take it whichever way you want but all I know is that I am confused. Extremely confused. Is there a plot to this fanfic? (That is a genuine question just so you know).

Author's Response: I will take it as a unicorn thing. I just wanted to write a fanfic that was fresh and different. And honestly person. She lost her rainbow socks, how much more of a plot do you want?

lOony

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What did i just read? Child, you are crazy. I love it!! I loveyou!
Unicorns!
Xox
Jenelle

Author's Response: You just read a fanfic. A cool one.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have acheived the one thing that my parents never have.
love for me.
...kidding :D
OR AM I?
illama!

lOony

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Oh hello there muggle, I want to say that I LOVE THIS STORY! love it love it love it!!! mwahahahaha i love petting the box hehe. great stuff ;)

Author's Response: WHO YOU CALLIN MUGGLE? I am a bean. okay?
okay!
cheerio.

lOony

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OMG I cant believe I forgot to review this! I am so so sorry! I hope you can forgive me for this unforgiveable sin...oh wait...its an unforgiveable sin...its not forgiveable...AGH what am I gonna do now?! Im actually really sorry! I thought I reviewed this.

Well to answer your question...Voldy's nose was actually so scrumptous...It tasted like chocolate and toast and cake and dumplings and curry and pie and mangoes...not all at once obviously...coz that would taste quite weird and maybe even disgusting I would think...I ate his nose for dinner with Fred Weasley snr and I think he enjoyed it too...If I have any left over...I'll send u some too...Just gotta find my owl ;)

I always wanted a pony btw:) and a dog...but the house I live in is too small and inconvenient...sadlyfe

Aw. He is such a cutie! How does he not have a boyfriend?
BURRRPPP.
That's why.

Hahaha I thought that was really funny:)

Please update soon*illamaface-okayidontthinkthatwillwork-puppydogface*

I'm so glad you like my reviews! I hope you know that I really, genuinely love reading your stories...:)

Oh and I was wondering whether you have a Meet the Author's page or something like that coz I would love to talk to you and ask you some questions...

Anyway, patiently (ok maybe that was a lie) waiting for the next chapter full of awesomess and jokes and everything that will make my day.

Peace Out

-iatevoldysnose

Author's Response: OH MY GOD
two thing.
1. SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO REPLY.
2. AMAZTASTIC REVIEW.
I completely forgive you for forgetting to review, honestly im just dandy that you actually REVIEWED!

you know what else is dandy? CHOCOLATE. the stuff just can't go wrong.
also, please do send over a slice of that delicious nose, i am in dire need of some soul food.

REALLYTHISISSUCHANAWESOMEREVIEWANDITISBLOWINGMYMIND.
...
okay, when you asked if i had a MTA page i almost had a heartattack. it was one of the best compliments i have ever received. EVER. (no, i am not sad.)

sadly, i do not have one because i'm an oldie and i have trouble operating the simplest things.
for example "MUM, THE BREADS NOT TOASTING, WHATDOIDO?"
"WHY DONT YOU PULL THE DAMN LEVER THINGO DOWN"
"oh"
but seriously, thankyou.
i'll try and update really soon so :D :D :D

till next time
lOony

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Oh God... i just... i don't know how to comment!!
WHAT DID I JUST READ?!?! MY EYES! haha! no, seriously though, this is so amazinglyrandomlishlydeliciouslycaptivatinglycaptivating i don't want to stop reading!
I don't think i've ever read a story quite like this before! This is so much fun!

I want cake. and a pony. scratch that, i want a flutterby-pony!!! OH that would be SO AMAZING! i still want cake.

Gah i love it! it's so great! i found myself laughing outloud when i'm supposed to be sleeping so now i'm afraid my mom will come into my room wondering what the ruccus is about. ... She'll never know! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

i loved the part "PEE! PEE! PEE! PEE! (...) UNICORN! PEE!" HAHAHAHA that was hilarious !

god this is so good! you know what else is good... CHOCOLATE! but obviously you already know that! urh... i want chocolate cake!

i love all the relationships but Jess herself is AMAZING... so sane its so refreshing! you know what i mean? hehe... "BLAME IN ON THE GOVERNMENT"!

how do you come up with this stuff! it's so original!
please keep writing and update quickly because i can't wait to read more... you scarred me forever! HOW DARE YOU! I'LL WILL HAVE MY SNAIL PATRONUS EAT YOU ALIVE! or maybe not... do snails eat humans? nahhh that would be weird right? mehhh... you never know... EVOLUTION'S A BITCH!
I know. i make ABSOLUTE sense.

ok update soon. like. now. like. really. like. right. now. this. second. get it? BECAUSE OTHERWISE I WILL UNLEASH MY POWERS OF EVIL ONTO YOU YOU YOU CREATURE OF THE HUMAN WORLD!! wait... are you actually human? hm. i bet you're a cat. MIAOU

ok, bye!

Author's Response: OH MY GOD. THIS WAS THE COOLEST REVIEW EVEEER.
this review was so awesomecoolexcitingamazinglovelypony.
i will buy youa flutterby-pony made out of cake. I SHALL.
and you should totally tell your mum to read fanfic so she can become slightly obsessed with fanfic AS WELL.
I'm so glad that you find Jess refreshing because that is exactly the kind of character i wanted to create. (psshhh...she's based loosely on me).
As for where i get this stuff, a lot of it is based on my friends and what i really wish my life was like. LIKE A G6.
YOUR SNAIL PATRONOUS WILL NEVER CONQUER ME. MY DANDELION PATRONOUS WILL FIGHT BACK.
evolution. you bastard.
i beg to differ. i think you make complete sense.
I WILL UPDATE (soonish...okay at least i'm honest)
And no. i am not a human. i am a bean.

Till next time
lOony

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PLEASE. UPDATE. SOON.
I have realised my life will cease to exist if this doesn't go on any longer. I begeth you, please continue making my life worth living. I think I would implode if this story disappeared. I LOVE FRED. And jellybeans...
Awaiting your much loved next chapter, JuLiE. ('/')

Author's Response: SHALL. UPDATE. (SOMETIME) SOON.
If only to keep you alive i shalleth continueth to maketh you lifeth worth livingth.
I LOVE YOU (in the most non creepy way that a pony can love pudding)
awaiting your much loved next review

till next time
lOony

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WHYYY DOES NO ONE LOVE ME?
HAHHAH i laughed so much in this chapter that i think i peed! U gotta love Conner! So punny haha:)

Guard it with your life, there are many who would gladly kill you to get this.

LOL! Sista, u rock ma world haha :)

PLEASE UPDATE SOON! CANT WAIT! GONNA DIE! ARGH!!!

peace out
-iatevoldysnose

Author's Response: ...you peed! I feel so honoured. really, if that's not a compliment then i don't know what is.
I SIRIUSLY LOVE YOU'RE REVIEWS.
THEY'RE SO EPIC.
and i am trying my very very very very very very PONY very very very very best to update.

till next time
lOony

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This chapter was awesome!

Um, Professor?
WHADDYA WANT, TEWRP?
Whats your name?
Whats my name? WHATS MY NAME?
And then he started cackling evilly. Maniac style.
So he is now named Professor Who.

That was epic and was practically everything in this chapter! PRICELESS I SWEAR! I just really hope that i am never in james's situation lol... :)

Keep writing sista! Your awesome and you should know it!

love ya
-iatevoldysnose

Author's Response: This review was awesome!
I'm actually so HAPPY that you like it and reviewed cuz it's such a PILL to read reviews like this.
THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR REVIEWING!
You're awesome and you should know it TOO!

till next time
lOony

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OMG HAHAHAHA
This story is so crazy(in a good way). Jess is awesome! She actually sort of reminds me of myself...
Keep writing coz i love this!

-iatevoldysnose

Author's Response: first off, how did voldy's nose taste? cuz he don't look that appetizing.
secondly, i'm so happy you like jess, and if she reminds you of yourself, then you are an epic BEING.

thirdly, till next time
lOony (betcha didn't see that coming)

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I totally love this story, it had me laughing all the way to chapter 4. I tip my hat off to you, you're an awesom writer. I am so looking forward to the next chapter and of all of the awesome things that Con Con and Jesse and Fred and James say and do, and that second year shows up at random points and tells them off. One of my favorite parts of your story is when they sing DONT YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME, DONT YOU WISH YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS A FREAK LIKE ME and the midget second year kid screamed at them lol EPIC. LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY PLEASE UPDATE SOON :).

Author's Response: AW I'M SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT! I love reading happy reviews, they make me HAPPAY. (pronounce it like that)
and when you tip your hat, are you tipping a top hat? cuz top hats are the shiz. they be cool like that.
the second year midget kid is an amazing chidling. (pronounce it like that)
THANKS SO MUCH FOR READING!
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS REVIEW PLEASE REVIEW SOON :)

lOony

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Hey nice chapter! I just love the crazy Freddie! Actually I love them all! I am not an alien- I swear! I... I- I blame the the government! Actually I am wearing alien socks- oh my maybe I am turning!?! I hope not... Anyhow can't wait to see more...
Lots of alpaca kisses! (But not llama ones- too much spit)

Author's Response: Thanks so much. YOUR REVIEWS MAKE ME SMILE. like this :D
yeah.
thanks so much for the review sillylion/fanficer/person/ALIEN???
Lots of lemur kisses back (but not giraffes cuz they eat carrots)

lOony

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HELLO
BRILLIANT CHAPTER, I FELL OFF MY CHAIR. THIS IS AMAZING FUNNY STUFF.
when Nuts was in her cereal, was it crunch nut cornflakes??
and just to let you know, GO WIZ IS A FANTASTIC GAME AND YOU SHOULD NOT MAKE FUN OF IT. EVER. BE NICE.
i liked the coastal management stuff. its a bunch of fluff.
GOOD DAY, AND UPDTE SOON, MY LITTLE MUFFIN TRAY!
:D
that rhymed.

Author's Response: HELLO
THANK YOU CHILD. THIS IS SUCH A COOL REVIEW I FELL OF MY BED.
it was actually honey cheerios. becuase they are yummay.
Go wiz = shittiest game ever.
THANKS A BUNCH MY LITTLE LUNCH.
:D
lOony

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COASTAL MANAGEMENT! Kill me now. I thought i got rid of all those horrifying memories.

I loved this chapter :D It was AMAZING. I actually think every character in this book is insane. The only sane person is James. It's hilarious. Your story is brilliant and freaking outstanding. I cracked up so many times. I love the guys, they are such awesome friends :D

My favourite bit would have to be when she received a letter from her mum and her owl, Nuts fell in her cereal. I loved the name and the pun Conner made. Oh, and i also loved the little midget that is stalking them wherever they go. He is mind-blowing and i love it when he pops up in the middle of no where. :D


AHAHA, you have to write more. THis is so good. Pretty please with a cherry on top :D

~LoVe_Sirius

Author's Response: I KNOW. IM SORRY, I WAS VENTING.
bloody coastal managment.

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKED IT :D
the cereal debarcle was one of my favourite bits also, AND THAT KICKASS SECOND YEAR. so epic.

SERIOUSLY AWESOME REVIEW NVAINERD (they'll never know who you are).

till next time
lOony

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Hi!
I'm not sure which part is my favorite. Like always, I couldn't stop laughing. This story is amazing, I hope you update soon. I love this story!
Ines

Author's Response: HI!
Thanks for an amazing review, im so happy you liked this chapter. I think the next update is not long away but it all depends. thanks again for reviewing!

lOony

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AW I LOVE JAMES BONDINGGG SESSSION - ONE SENTENCE AND STILL EPIC! I SAVOURED EVERY BIT OF YOUUU THAT WAS IN THIS CHAPTER AS CREEEPY AS IT SOUNDS...


CONTINUUE

Author's Response: YOU ARE SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, GO TO SLEEP CHILD.

THAT SOUNDS INCREDIBLY CREEPY, BUT THATS JUST WHAT YOU DO.

SHAAALL

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OMFG IT WAS ACTUALLY HILARIOUS!
go wiz. classic. i hate that game. SHITTEST. THING. EVER.
MUAHAHA. id like to see james and jess write a 1000 word report about the freaking focus questions and opinions and coastal erosion.
SEA TURTLES. I PUT THEM IN.
muhahaha. this was hliarious. the llama patronus? LAUGHED SO HARD.
The fly patronus? LAUGHED EVEN HARDER.
shut up woman, i'm going to eat your face.
MUHAAHAHAHAHAA. SO FUNNNYY. loved it child. loved it. well done.
TWASNT SHITTO AT ALL. ITJUST HAD TO BE LONGER, COZ IT WAS TOO LITTLE AND I WANT MORE AWESOMENESS.
cool. bye child. eat some pie. or pi.
yse BYE ( i spelt yes wrong on purpose to remind you of the time when you SPELT YES WRONG)

Author's Response: IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT!!
Yeah go wiz. In dedication to that really weird period of our lives. Actually, in dedication to our lives period. OOO WORD PLAY. SHE WENT THERE.
And did you like the coastal erosion and shiz? That was specifically for cehltmehan girls.
IM SERIOUSLY SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT. I AM GIVING YOU A PIE WITH MY FACE. NO. IM GIVING YOU A PIE FACE.

WORD PLAY AGAIN. IM on fire.
I shall make the next chapter longer. AS SOON AS I COME UP WITH A PLOTLINE. (shut up)

And yse. There was in fact an hole in mr burns head.
TILL NEXT TIME
lOony

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Oi. Crazy author child. Update is required.

Author's Response: Oi. Crazy reader child. Update is coming.

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What... the actual fuck... did I just read?
I loved it though. Write more?

Author's Response: you, my friend, just read an awesome fanfic.
and i shall do, shall shall.
SHALL I TELL YOU

till next time
lOony

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I have never laughed so hard that I've actually cried before in a story - but yes, your story made me do that today. I feel really bad for my friends, who are sitting next to me and have to deal with me laughing hysterically and waving my arms in the air.
I really want James to buy her a giraffe.

Author's Response: this review ROCKS. like geology.
GASP. SHE WENT THERE.
it literally made my life.
i'm not sad. promise.
tell your friends that i'm sorry and buy them a cake from me.
that's an awesome idea. GENIUS. AM INCORPORATING IT AS WE SPEAK.
thanks for the awesome review.


till next time
lOony

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T'is moi againnn

your UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDY

Does thou remember?

i remember you once reviewed on mah awesome story (if i say so myselfff.) and you were just as NUTT-AYY.

thats good thing.

and i really need to lower the sugar levels

LOL JOKE!

we must be nutty forever

we must be extraordinarily nutty

scratch that, we must be EXCEPTIONORDINARILY nutty

there, i made up a word.

this box is more FLUFF-AYER than it was before

have a pettededed it enough?

FLYING UNICORN-LLAMAS EXIST, OKAY?


bai bai my UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDY

TILL THE NEXT TIME

xoxo

Author's Response: HAAAY UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDY!

thoust does remember. thoust remembers very very much.

WE SHALL ALWAYS BE NUTTAY. NUTTAY AS PUTTAY.
EXCEPTIONORDINARILY. such a brilliant world. BRILLANTASTIC.

i thinkst that thoust has petted EXCEPTIONORDINARILY well.

till the next time UNICORN-SPARKLY-KOALA-LLAMA-BUDDY

lOony

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YOUR STORY. IS. GOLD.
"you fucking ninny"
"flutter by"
"METAPHORICALLY PEEING ON IT".
"Moonwalked back to the table."
"MY MOTHERS WOMB"
YOU ARE A LEGEND loony_lovegood101
I think I may have metaphorically peed my pants with laughter. You are hilarious and I love your use of pop culture! Keep it up hot stuff! :D

Author's Response: YOUR. FACE. IS. GOLD.
"lots of inspirational/awesome/cheesy/unicorn quotes right back to you"
AWWW THANKS. seriously awesome review, person I do not know in the slightest.
I SHALL LIVE UP TO MY HOT STUFF.
till next time
lOony

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