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I would love to be a fly on the wall when you write this craziness. I imagine it involves some combination of Red Bull and Mad Libs and TMZ. Then again, perhaps I should just stay safe over here after all...
Anyway, another excellent installment in the Voldemort series! I love what you did with Voldemort and Justinian eavesdropping on the Sorting--perhaps that little 'security problem' from the Snape-as-Headmaster year was never quite looked into sufficiently. And of course being the host of a trashy TV show is a perfect post-Hogwarts role for Gilderoy Lockhart. At least Voldemort doesn't owe any child support, poor chap. Peter may be eating his words when he gets the bill...
Also, the Vader scene may have been my favorite. He really knows what to say to make a girl feel special, haha. Poor Leia.
I don't know what else to say except this was awesome and I hope there are more installments to come in the epic tale of Voldemort's post-war life.
-AmandaAuthor's Response: Hey there, your description really isn't that far off:)
So with all the Voldemort's daughter type stories out there (why is it never a son?) I felt pretty obligated to write something like this at some point.
While Peter was very excited to be included in the story, as usual, he really has no idea what he's getting into.
If Vader had survived, I can only imagine what the dynamics at a Skywalker family dinner would have been like.
Thanks for the great review!
James Report Review
Average number of laughs per minute: four.
Average number of tears of laughter per minute: one.
Average number of times my friend stared at me like I was weird whilst reading this per minute: 5.
This was hilarious!
The Gilderoy Lockheart Show; the dancing house elves, Darth Vader; Justianian Beaverton, the apparating to Hogwarts to heckle first years; Molly Weasley randomly showing up and killing Bellatrix. It was all brilliant!!!
Please please write more of these amazingly hilarious one shots. They're so funny!
THGAuthor's Response: Thanks a lot for the review, glad you enjoyed it! Report Review
I don't think I've ever read one of your one-shots without it making me laugh... and properly laugh, at that. Highlight of this one for me was, by some distance, the Alderaan line.
Somewhat disappointed that "Akbar, Andrew" didn't get up off his seat proclaiming, "It's A Trap!", mind. Maybe that's for another crossover...Author's Response: I't always great when somebody appreciates the Star Wars references. Thanks a lot for the review!
I liked it, gives over to a fair few mental images for this story!Author's Response: Haha, thanks for the review, and I apologize for any mental scarring this story may have caused! Report Review
Gilderoy Lockhart show? YESSS. Love it. You are a seriously funny writer.Author's Response: Thanks a lot for reviewing! Report Review
That was an entertaining orchestra of cliches, all strung together so pleasantly! I needed a good laugh, and you delivered one yet again! Thank you.Author's Response: Thanks a lot for reading, glad you enjoyed it! Report Review
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