This chapter made me laugh so hard.

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Woah! Hiya! :)
I love this story so much. Rosie, too. She shouldn't be so worried about the ice-cream she's stuffing herself with--I do it all the time!!

Please update soon, I can't wait!
10/10
Oh, and even though you didn't describe him much, I already love Scorpius. ;P

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Hey. Great story so far. Pl. update soon

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Favorite quote "You know what? That is extremely nice of you, but no thanks.” Bahahahahaaa!! Such a snoot!! Can't wait for next chapter.

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This chapter has a very excellent name, which almost makes up for it's blatant lack of significant Scorpius interaction. BUT... Sander craziness and "The Incident" make up for that!! I really really super super want to know what her next big mistake is (but I sort of have a hunch *waggles eyebrows suggestively*)! Write! Write! Write! Even when life sucks! (sorry for this disgustingly large number of exclamation points grouped closely together... I swear, comedy fics have a strange effect on my brain)
~Abby :)

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ohmygod Harold has to be one of the most disturbingly absolutaly shockingly gross fictional characters I've ever read about...
I LOVE IT
please do make Rose stand up for herself more, character development during the next chapters and so on... that'd be awesome.
Like, totally awesome.
After this chapter I just want Rose to bitch-slap Harold xd that'd be mean though...
*sigh*
Anyway,Upload soon. :)

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It's great. Please keep writing.

Author's Response: Thank you! And will do. :)

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Poor girl, caught in the act. I had a thing for cookie dough ice cream for awhile, now I'm onto cherry panda paws, or Ben & Jerry's Pish food with fudge fish, yum!

Author's Response: I know, I do enjoy torturing poor Rose though. And cherry panda paws is my second favorite... first is oregon blackberry cheesecake. :) Except I've had the flu for the past few days and my pallet basically consists of saltines and gingerale, so ice cream sounds awful right now haha. Thanks for the review! :)

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You had me at "You see, it all started with a boy, like any other predicament of a teenage girl." Best opening ever!

Author's Response: Thank you! :) Its funny though, because its sort of the opposite for me. The story of my life is basically, "You see, it all started with the blatant lack of a boy, like all of my other pathetic teenage woes." hahaha

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I LOVE your story. And you too. This is REALLY good,
not just fun but really well written. You're seriously
talented. PLEASE have mercy on us mortals and
update soon. Actually if you could just give a ballpark
of when you'll update again (a week? a month?
525,600 minutes?) then you would make me SO
happy

Author's Response: Aww, shmanks! That literally put a smile on my face and ameliorated my day by about 50x. :D As for the estimate... well, I have midterms this week in chem and college stats (ugh) and then this weekend I seriously need to get work done since I've been slipping, get my college mail together, type up a resume for my guidance counselor, and do a global research paper. :( I have monday and tuesday off next week, so hopefully by tuesday i'll have all this painful work completed. then, on tuesday, i'll probably get a big chunk of it done. and then the next weekend i'll write up a storm and hopefully get it done. so i'm hoping for about two weeks? i'm really excited to get started again so my updates won't be semi-annual anymore haha. Thank you for the review! They encourage me so much! :)

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Whoa that was a big ball of crazy. Fan-flipping-tastic crazy :D this chapter was completely hilarious. I've been waiting to hear more of this because I just love Rose and her borderline psychotic quirks :)
I especially loved when she freaked out in the beginning about Lysander and then later when she was having a meltdown on the floor. It was endearing and wonderfully ridiculous. Your writing really is so unique and I love it!
I loved Lysander but I AM SO EXCITED to finally see Scorpius in the story!!!
So please please please update soon?!? (It would be a very pleasant and welcomed surprise that would probably make my entire day. Whenever that day should be.)
And also -boyfriend?? Wow good on you!! Sounds like you've had a very dramatic winter though ;)

Author's Response: Hey, favorite person! :D Thank you so much! And I'm so ecstatic that you like Rose because Rose is essentially me - so I'm flattered haha.

I'm going to try superdy hard (even though that didn't fare well this time) to update in a reasonable amount of time. I'd love to if it would make your day! :)

And boyfriend. Hmm. Yes, if that term is applied in the loosest of senses haha. And it actually was pretty dramatic for me considering how uneventful my usual life is!

Thank you for the review - I always look forward to reading yours! :)

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Ohmygod YAY!

"Yo, yo, yo, dude! Sup broseph? What's popping, dawg?" - Oh god, tears from laughing so hard :D

Ohmygod!!! the inncident, like Rose why??

It is bad that I can relate to your Rose wayyy too much, oops :)

Intrigued about Scorp, can't wait to see more of him :D

12/10
-Potterfan310
Soph xxx

Author's Response: Bonjour! I'm so happy you liked it because I was really worried it was abysmal. I feel better now haha. Thank you! :)

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PLS

I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHINH

ROSE IS SO CRAZY AND WACKO, SHE'S SUCH A TUMBLR FANGIRL

AND EATING ICE CREAM WITH HER HANDS OH MY GOD

AND THE INCIDNT

I'M ACTUALLY DYING OF LAUGHTR HERE

IGNORE MY SPELLING MISTAKES I'M LAUGHING TOO HARD

YO, YO, YO DUDE? SUP BROSEF? WHAT'S POPPING DAWG?

I LOST IT AT THAT MOMENT

PLS UPDATE SOON

84523562384512/10

Author's Response: Hi! I'm really really happy that you liked it because when I saw that I had reviews I was sincerely prepared for the worst. But this makes me feel so relieved haha. Thank you for the review! :)

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Hey if you're still there I really like this story! It's really good, sounds like a real god story line too and you've got some great quotes in there- (particularly the rant about Voldemort) please keep this going and I hope that Rose meets Scorpious soon, and that the Incident isn't too life shatteringingly-embarrassing.

Author's Response: Hey! I'M HERE FINALLY! Sorry. :( Thank you so much! I am very fond of quotes - I have about three hundred million posted up on my bulletin board- so you telling me I have great quotes makes me deliriously happy. Chapter 4 is waiting for validation right now just so you know. :)

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This is an awesome story!!
I really think your prologue could have been a bit longer. It's really different to see Rose fancy Lysnader who seems so popular and Rose is just there in a corner.

I think chapter two's title is pretty funny :D

Your Rose is totally different to any other that I've read. She's mad, nerdy, brilliant And totally awkward!!, bless her.
Harold seems like a total creep (no wonder if he has Cormac for a father).

I really like Dom but she's a total bitch to Rose and she seems like a HUGE slut.

"Rose Weasley is, in fact, the type of girl who mentally rambles in the third person while most certainly not engaging in feet sweeping activities or anything else that requires being desirable and/or sexy." - Oh my god that sounds like me :D

"Just a normal guy. Enjoying some feline." - You have me literally in tears from laughing so, so much!!

This is really good and I can't believe Sander walked in on her doing her crazy dancing and loud singing -awkward.

I really hope this is updated really, really soon and that a certain blonde haired Malfoy who goes by the name of Scorpius appears real soon as well.

10/10
-Potterfan310
Soph xx

Author's Response: Thank you for the awesome review! I'm really sorry about not logging in to answer it for so long. :( Your review made me so freaking happy though! Made my day! Its reviews like this that inspire me to continue... even if it takes four months. Yikes, I'm terrible. :( But I'm so glad I made you laugh because I consider myself to be a very awkward person with pitiful jokes and when I make anyone laugh I consider it to be an accomplishment. :) Thank you!

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AH NO I was hoping the incident would be in this chapter. grrr. Keep updating! and hardcore scorose shipper over here! so lets get to the sexy Scorpius parts where he teaches rose to be "bad" and then of course, rose should DEFINITELY fall in love with Scorpius instead of lysander. because Scorpius is my life. and as part of the"bad" training there should be flirting. and loss of lip virginity to a certain Malfoy. and Scorpius should give her a makeover. contacts, makeup, hair, clothes, etc. IT SHALL BE GREAT. NOW UPDATE. heh that rhymed!!

Author's Response: I'm sorry. :( I'm trying to get there but the issue is that I'm a rambling nerdmuffin prone to circumlocution of epic proportions, therefore hindering the plot process. The plot process is also hindered by me being a lazy bum who updates practically semi-annually. I will be honest in saying that Malfoy's appearance in chap 4 is skimpy. But chapter 5 is ALL MALFOY. And I'm working on chapter 5 right now so hopefully it will be done relatively quickly. Thank you for the review! :D

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I feel like im addicted to this story. Its hilarious and i like the ideas. Keep writing... I look forward to the rest of this story :) ~SlyS

Author's Response: Haha thank you! I'm so flattered! :) I've already started chapter 4 so hopefully it won't take my lackadaisical self that long to finish it. :p

Thanks for the review! I LURVE them! :)

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So I wrote you a review but I did it on an app and it got all weird and crashed when I tried to submit it.
Don't you just love that?
But basically: Great chapter! It's really funny! I love Rose!
Pocketful of sunshine was perfect for her haha and it reminds me of Easy A because I think everyone can relate to that scene :) (with the whole "ugh, worst song ever" then singing it nonstop). I'm really looking forward to the incident and Scorpius and Lysander and everything so update soon!
Dom sucks. Rose is such a sweetheart -she deserves better friends. I love her but hopefully she'll learn to stand up for herself a bit before Harold starts watching her sleep..

Author's Response: Oh, God; The review thing always happens to me too! Not an app but just because my laptop loathes me at times. :p

Thank you! I just loved that part in Easy A so I had to steal it. :) Its just such an awesome yet annoying song that its perfect.

I'm really glad you like Rose despite her awkwardness and pushover tendencies. haha. There will be other characters in her life soon. (I think.) Her cousins sort of all suck though. :p Especially Dom. :)

bahaha the part about Harold watching her sleep cracked me up. :) Believe it or not Harold is based on a real person at my school. He used to post videos online where he had puppet shows with his hands... Yeah, creeper alert right there.

Anyway, thanks for the review! I love them so much. I literally check five hundred times a day for a new review and when I get one I spaz out! haha

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Dag nabit! I thought Scorpius was going to walk in on her terrible dance-moves. YOU PROMISED US SCORPIUS! WHERE IS HE?? *ahem* anyway... Keep continuing, preferably a little faster, but I understand. Your writing remains excellent. No worries there. Rose is freaking hilarious and Harold is endearingly (not actually) creepy and rapisty.

Author's Response: Hahaha! Your use of dag nabit made me giggle. :) Anyway, yes, I do realize now I promised Scorpster, its just the way everything happened sort of changed though, so it would make his appearance take a chapter longer. I had another idea for how she would encounter him but then I realized that wouldn't make any sense, (not that this story does anyway haha) so I went in a different direction. However, I do seriously pinky swear promise Scorpius next time. And if it ends up being a sloppy, ungodly long chapter to so be it. I've made you guys wait long enough. :) Anyway thanks for the review! I appreciate it a lot! :D

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Hey! I am really enjoying this story! Please bring Scorpius into the story soon, though! :) and btw, i rly like your writing style!

Author's Response: Aww schmanks! I'm so happy you're liking it! :) I wasn't sure if the chapter was alright or not because I wasn't getting a lot of reviews, but knowing at least two people liked it makes me a feel a bit better. haha. :) And, yes, Scorpius will be in the next chapter. This time for real. Even if I have to make it a giant whopper of a chapter. haha. :)

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THE FELINE COMMENT OH MY GOSH I DONT THINK IVE LAUGHED THAT HARD IN FOREVER
you know whats werid? yesterday i was meant to be studying and instead i was going through my favourites (no thats not the weird bit, im always procrastinating) and i saw this and i went and re-read it so when i saw that it had been updated today i was like euwgdsfjidskherkjg
and ryan gosling may be hard to work on because i alread have him... SORRY
this chapter had me laughing so loudly i probably sounded like a demented walrus
DONT WORRY EVERYONE SUCKS AT DRIVING THE FIRST TIME YOU'LL GET BETTER :D
ANYWAY, AMAZING CHAPTER CAN'T WAIT TO READ (AND LAUGH) EVEN MORE :D
10/10 :D

Author's Response: Thank you so much for this review! :D Okay, I read this at about 5:30 in the morning because I had to get up for school. So, I was in a really crappy mood with school starting and all, but I checked to see if this had any reviews yet and... this just made my entire day. :) I was smiling the entire time I read this. :D Thank you so much! :) :)

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Wow that guy is a CREEPER!!! And Dom is evil!!!


Anyway I love it and you're doing a great job so far!!!
Can't wait for the next chapter!!!

Author's Response: Thank you! :) Chapter 3 is now in the queue! :)

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Oh my god, this is hilarious! Rose's inner monologue has got me literally laughing out loud! Aha!

I really love it, Rose seems interesting, though I don't like Dom. At all. I'm just going to get that out there. I love Rose though :D

Poor Harold, though he does seem really gross! Aha! Anyway, I really love this, and it's really well written! I can't wait until the next update!

Great story!
-izzy xoxo

Author's Response: Thank you for the lovely review! I am so happy you are enjoying it! I've been writing chapter 3 and hopefully it should be out soon! :) :)

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Thus us have nor you to rank in such a height of greatness

Author's Response: Thy confusion doth rank great, and thy comprehension little. However, I shower thou with thy gratefulness :)

Bahaha I don't know what you meant, but... thanks?

;)



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I love this already :)
It's HILLARIOUS. :D
I feel bad for Rose, though. I agree with everything in that last author's note. I really hope she escapes Harold before he like...molests her or something lol :P she's wayyy to awesome for him. And Dom is really a jerk to be so mean to her cousin like that...shouldn't she be supporting her and helping her get someone she actually likes? I hope if Al or any other relatives come into the story they're better than Dom. And I'm looking forward to seeing Rose become confident and more awesome. And all the complications :)

Update soon!!

Author's Response: Bahaha thank you! I love your reviews! Thanks for giving your perception of the characters; it really helps! :) I will try to update soon.:)

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