First things first, YOUR BANNER IS AMAZING WHERE DID YOU GET IT? I WANT ONE. And Mrs Norris is so deep...
And in my usual style, I was going to copy every quote that I loved from this story but everything was my favourite quote and, whilst I'm sure you'd love to reread some of your stories, having to reread the entire thing in a review is probably not something you want to do.
Honestly, this is one of the best things I have ever read. I don't think I'll ever be able to see Argus Filch again without imagining him in a pink feather boa and a studded belt.
I...am speechless. This is defo one of my favourite stories.
I don't think I'm quite getting across to you how much I laughed. Honestly, I wish I hadn't put any make-up on my face before I read this :)
Love as always...but not for Filch. His brain would implode with any more praise and love.Author's Response: OMG Hannah I can't believe you read this story lololol. THE BANNER WAS MADE BY MR. FILCH HIMSELF.
aka me. i know my graphic skills are unbelievable. feel free to ask for a banner anytime. i am a wizard of art.
the shift key is too much work. i am going to go ahead and ignore it now.
filch's style is so unique and beautiful. he's so chic. many a designer have tried to claim his as a muse but he is much too independent and cannot be tied down by the woes of designers.
hahah hannah your reviews are making my day! and i have been feeling sick all morning SO THANK YOU. get on skype moar.
oh yes. anymore gushing about filch's gorgeous hair would only result in disaster.
THANKS DEAR. Report Review
That has to be the most awkward thing I have ever read ... but I LOVED IT! After reading the first paragraph I had a few ideas of who it could be, but I was never expecting Filch! It was just so terribly ... awesome!! *shudders*Author's Response: Hehe, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It was fun to write, because it was just so horribly ridiculous. Filch is a very attractive man, you know. Totally underrated with the Harry Potter world. There ought to be more stories about his beauty. Report Review
Erica, you are my one true love. ♥Author's Response: Hahah. That is because I am awesome, obvi. Thank you lovee. Report Review
I HEART YOU. AND THIS PIECE OF EPIC LOVE.
You know, I always wondered why people didn't write fics about Filch. They write about Scorpius and Draco and Sirius and Remus and James II and all of the other sexy HP people, but not the sexiest of all? It just doesn't make sense. Filch is quite obviously a sexy beast. I mean, not even a pink feather boa can complement him. And that is SAYING something because pink feather boas always make the wearer more sexy.
SPARKLE GLITTER BANG BANG
And the choice of song for this fic just blows my mind.
SO MUCH LOVE. It is an epic masterpiece.
:)Author's Response: Well, it is all your fault. You roped me into doing your challenge. And I was like fine, I shall have to write about someone incredibly attractive, though, of course. And the song was an obvious choice. It just fits him so well. SPARKLE GLITTER BANG BANG. I don't know where that line came from. I often find that I am just a very strange person with strange thoughts.
I LOVE YOUR FACE. Report Review
Filch? And Right Said Fred?
I think i've gone to Heaven! Ok... maybe not, but i LOVED it. I feel Filch's pain- being gorgeous IS a burden! hehe.
No seriously, I loved it... I love the totally irrelevant title too. :D
LeanneAuthor's Response: Haha, thank you. This was a lot of fun to write, since it was just so ridiculous. :P Thank you for reviewing!! Report Review
Lolz this is hilarious! Yay for stories about obscure characters! Good luck :)Author's Response: Hehe, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. Report Review
i don't find that after a story so profound and moving, i have the ability to wield words as i did before coming upon this, but i will just say, gawd filch is so dazzling. i felt like i needed sunglasses to read this--shield my eyes and cover up my tears.
"as I prance like a majestic hippogriff"
definitely a patented catwalk move. he'll be signed in NO TIME.
:3Author's Response: Bahah, Lily! I love you for reviewing this. And yes, Filch is just... it's hard to even explain his wondrous-ness. He's just perfect in every way. And yes, Filch is being bombarded with modeling contracts from all the top companies. As his agent, I will say we are keeping the decision on which one he chooses a secret for now. :P Report Review
Terms of Service
categories & genres
short story collection